Kunti-Pandu-Madri Pg.5/ Karna-Shalya Funny One Shot.

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WARNING: this is stupid and for fun. If you are easily offended and are of
delicate sensibilities - the back button is your savior.

No. These scenarios did not come into my mind and i started writing them because I am just that awesome. It was all @Vrish. He was of the opinion that it would be great if all the characters of Mahabharat spoke the languages of their own regions.
He has a wild imagination.šŸ˜†
Wouldnt that be the best reason for all the distortions happening in the show. If the characters had a communication breakdown, how awesome would that be.(check the blooper thread for the info)

The first scenario @Vrish gave was :-

Arjun can have his confrontation w/ Hanuman over the bridge of arrows to Lanka, Arjun speaking Hindi & Hanuman Kannada. 😈 Then when Arjun loses and is about to enter the fire, Krishna can appear and ask him 'Su karuche?' šŸ˜†

The second scenario @Vrish gave was :-

I think height will be Karna-Shalya dialogs - Shalya in Punjabi, Karna in Bengali, while Shalya is trying to demoralize Karna.

Arjun about to enter the fire after his confrontation with Hanuman.
Krishna popping out of nowhere.

Krishna:vijaya?Su karuche?

Hanuman: Swami namaskara.Nimanna kandu bahala khushi ayitu.

Krishna: Maruti, came cho?Sarun?Tamne maline anand thaiyo.

Arjuna: madhav mai agni me pravesh karne jaa raha hu.

Krishna:su?manne samajh nathi padtee

Arjuna: agni.Pravesh.Samajh jayie na.

Krishna: hu tane prem karu chu.Hu tamne vagara jivi na sake

Arjuna: to phir roklijiye na mujhe madhav.Aapka preytek shabd mere liye aadesh hai.


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Day 17, Kurukshetra

Shalya: rabba mainu ai kis chakkar me daal ditta tussi?Oye radhye khotte de puttar ik gall sun.Twadde faedi di gall dasya si.

Karn:*shooting arrows* aste bolben ki?

Shalya: khasmanukhaniye.Ab tussi vaikho,sadda sher vijaya twaddi dhol bajawega de saddi toli bhangda pawgi.Twaddi bhotio ke rolla paane da kaaran wo kunti da puttar haiga.

Karna:karan? Aami karan aschi.
Shalya: *hitting his head* phite mu.

Shalya: twadde nu laagda hai tussi us veer vijaya da kuch bigaad sakde ho.Sapne na vaikho.Wo ik kalla twadde jaise so pe bhaari haiga.

Karna:bujhte parlam na.Apni bangla bolte paren?

Shalya: tussi ab vaikho mai twadda manobal kaise chur chur karanga de wo vijaya tainu rabb de naal pohocha ditta.

Karna:onek dhonyobad.

Shalya: ai lo ji, ai vaikho, us Govinda nu tainu vaikh ke waddi hasi aati haigi.Jaande naho oye khottya?Twadda jeevan uske hathelio wich pada haiga. tussi usse ladai kaareo?

Karna: *scoling and ready to throw shalya off the chariot*bhaalo bhaalo.Amar anando hocche.

Shalya: ai mai kaha phaas gya oye rabba.Uthaalo mainu.

Karna: *frustrated*tumi kotha theke asecho?


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Medha.S thumbnail
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Posted: 12 years ago
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sorry for the mistakesšŸ˜†
Edited by medha00 - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
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🤣 🤣 🤣 medha superb hanuman Krishna arjun in their language šŸ˜†
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Hahahaha..I don't know Gujarati but I speak and understand the Bengali language. 😊

I thoroughly enjoyed reading Karna-Shalya's conversation. šŸ˜†

Superb write-up medha. 😃
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Posted: 12 years ago
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OMG!!! Medha ...
Another fantastic post.. I do not need to tell you again that you are my favourite post-writer...


I specially loved the first part.. Madhav-Parth-Hanuman..


The second part was a bit difficult for me to understand but was funny nonetheless!!!

I think you are setting a new benchmark here, Medha..
Keep up all the good work..

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Posted: 12 years ago
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Breaking news-
Medha mujhko tere post samjh nhi aayi 🤣 coz i know only hindi n english...btw yha punjabi samjh aayi šŸ˜› baki sab mere sar k upper s gya h 🤣
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Medha di,u r writing jus awesum...Well done...impressive dialogues...Hanuman ,Shalya,Krishna aur Karna k dialogues to chha gye...šŸ‘šŸ¼šŸ‘ā˜ŗļø
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Posted: 12 years ago
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🤣 🤣 I'm dead the best was Karna being grateful to Shalya 🤣



U rock gal...take a bow šŸ‘
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Posted: 12 years ago
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🤣🤣 medha it's hillarious
loved it
I just loved more the Krishna -Arjun-Hanuman Conversation
sec one karna n Shalya

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@medha I was not going to login... but your one-hilarious-shot imperioed me to do so. You have one heck of gift of gab ..er pen? ..er keyboard(pad)? ...er whatever. Keep on imperioing me with your gift šŸ˜‰

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