Posted:
Guy- I Love u
Gal : I m Married & I have a Husband, and I also have a Casual Boyfriend & have one Serious Extra Marital Affair
Guy (after a longgg pause) "Dekhle agar main bhi adjust ho jau..
Boyfriend- Today I am tensed, got fired from
job, got disowned from home, mood is also off.
Girlfriend- Acha! Leave all that, look here!!
My new chappals !
job, got disowned from home, mood is also off.
Girlfriend- Acha! Leave all that, look here!!
My new chappals !
Teacher -Tum bade hokar kya karoge?
Student - Shaadi.
Teacher - Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge.
Student - Dulha Banunga.
Teacher - Ohho, I mean to say, bade hoker kya haasil karoge
Student - Dulhan.
Teacher-Abbe. matlab bade ho kar mumy papa k liye kya karoge.? Student - Bahu launga.
Teacher - Haraamkhor.. Tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain?
Student - Pota.
Teacher - Hey bhagwan. Abbe zindagi ka kya maksad hai.? Student - "Hum do hamare do.
Student - Shaadi.
Teacher - Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge.
Student - Dulha Banunga.
Teacher - Ohho, I mean to say, bade hoker kya haasil karoge
Student - Dulhan.
Teacher-Abbe. matlab bade ho kar mumy papa k liye kya karoge.? Student - Bahu launga.
Teacher - Haraamkhor.. Tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain?
Student - Pota.
Teacher - Hey bhagwan. Abbe zindagi ka kya maksad hai.? Student - "Hum do hamare do.
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Teri Aashiqi Ne Bana Diyaa Muje Ullu...
Arz Kya Hain..
Teri Aashiqi Ne Bana Diya Muje Ullu...
Naa Tum Milee Naa Tumhara Pyaar Mila...
Mila Toh Bus..."Babaji Ka Thullu 🤣
Arz Kya Hain..
Teri Aashiqi Ne Bana Diya Muje Ullu...
Naa Tum Milee Naa Tumhara Pyaar Mila...
Mila Toh Bus..."Babaji Ka Thullu 🤣
Kapil (to wife): Tere baap ki Jale par namak chhidakne ki aadat gayi nahin na?
Sumona: Kyun? Ab kya hua??
Kapil: Aaj Phir se puchh raha tha... "Meri beti se shaadi karke khush to ho na? 😆
Sumona: Kyun? Ab kya hua??
Kapil: Aaj Phir se puchh raha tha... "Meri beti se shaadi karke khush to ho na? 😆
Dear Vodafone...
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Ya toh Ad Mein Kutta Wapas Lao,
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Ya Fir Jaha Hum Jaate Hai Waha Network Lao 😭
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Ya toh Ad Mein Kutta Wapas Lao,
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Ya Fir Jaha Hum Jaate Hai Waha Network Lao 😭
Mujhe to khud ki value tab hi pta
chalti hai,
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Jab customer care wale kehte hai,
"Aap ka call hmare liye important
hai kripiya line pr bne rahe" 😲
chalti hai,
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Jab customer care wale kehte hai,
"Aap ka call hmare liye important
hai kripiya line pr bne rahe" 😲
Padosi:
Yaar tere ghar se roz hansi ki awaz aati hai
Is khush haal zindagi ka raaz kya hai?
Aadmi:
Meri Biwi mujhe jooton se maarti hai,
Lag jaay to wo hansti hai,
Na Lage to main hansta hoon.
KHUDA ka shukar hai, hansi khushi zindagi guzar rahi hai. 🤣 🤣
Yaar tere ghar se roz hansi ki awaz aati hai
Is khush haal zindagi ka raaz kya hai?
Aadmi:
Meri Biwi mujhe jooton se maarti hai,
Lag jaay to wo hansti hai,
Na Lage to main hansta hoon.
KHUDA ka shukar hai, hansi khushi zindagi guzar rahi hai. 🤣 🤣
Dad - "Beta uncle ke pair padh"
Me - *bows down* "Par papa inke pair pe kuch likha hi nai hai"😭
Me - *bows down* "Par papa inke pair pe kuch likha hi nai hai"😭
Arranged marriage is-
Like u r walking & unfortunately a snake bites u...&
Love marriage is-
Dancing in front of a cobra & say.
Kaat ..kaat ..kaat na. 😲 😲 😲
Like u r walking & unfortunately a snake bites u...&
Love marriage is-
Dancing in front of a cobra & say.
Kaat ..kaat ..kaat na. 😲 😲 😲
Pappu : Sir meri Patni mere saath baahar jaana chaahti hai.. chhutti chahiye..
Boss : chhutti nahin milegi
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Pappu : Thank you so much Sir ji..
mai jaanta tha , musibat ke waqt aap hi kaam aayenge...🤣
Boss : chhutti nahin milegi
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Pappu : Thank you so much Sir ji..
mai jaanta tha , musibat ke waqt aap hi kaam aayenge...🤣
😆
Anupamaa
Jhanak
Ufff Yeh Love Hai Mushkil
