Hey hi all
I am here with todays update..so lets start with "trials and tribulations of three sisters in Mumbai city..blah blah blah.."
I request IF mods to change the theme line of KS section as "trials and tribulations of all the viewers of Kasam se"…very apt…
Let me tell you well in advance that I am using Baba Adam ke jamane ka PC and Mayi Eve ke jamaneka Net connection…so it might take some time for me to post entire update so bear with me…….
Rano is shown explaning to some ladies that something is wrong with pia (yeah..she has no brains!!! And she has swollen a watermelon) she needs time to recuperate..so if she comes to know about her pregnancy in this stage, she wont be able to improve her health…(she is 14 months pregnant and her accha baccha doesn't even kick her??? I am so waiting to do that…)
Pia overhears the conversation and is aghast!!!
She is purely shocked..she calls Pushy poo and asks him if he is coming to party..(oh yah..he will come aur kaam hi kya hai uske pass)
She asks him to come to some room…..(keep ur CCTVs ready guys….its pia afterall)
She is shaken and sweating…………
Here comes the DulheRaja aka Tarun aka Tattu aka Skunk…dressed in shervani trying to act like jai and failing with a Troll…
He looks disgusted with everyone and everything..(just the way we all are with him!!)
Lakshmi aka laccho is looking good in a lemon color sari and she is genuinely happy..(now what for ?? I wonder)
Ring ceremony takes place where tarun is very awkward. Jiggy is smirking and karuna is worried (no wonder..a certified psycho as Son in law….who is langotiya yaar of her age old brother!!)
Here pushy poo is standing like statue with pia in a room…(they are defo using Pia's body double..is anyone complaining???)
She very angrily asks pushy how all this happened?? And when???
How could we cross our limits??? What would bani di would do if she comes to know about my pregnancy??? She wouldn't be able to show her face to anyone in society…
Pushy is as disgusted as a monkey in circus…
Pia says that they should marry now…..(ok!! I am taking my astronaut suit out of my cupboard for moonwalk….)
Pushy is shocked…….
He remains silent for sometime (ok I am wearing my astronaut suit…)
Then he says he is not the father of the child and hence he wouldn't marry pia…(ok..i am stamping on my astronaut suit…)
Pia is shocked out of her wits to learn that and ask him who the father is…..
Pushy tells her to go and ask her di…as she is well aware of the fact…..pia is scared!!!
Gana shana is in all swing in party…tarun and laccho are sitting on a couch awkwardly…laxmi is expecting tarun to ask her for dance but tarun is sulking…(ye kis gawar se pala pad gaya…ek din computer chalaya mere data ud gaya..kal ko shadi ho gayi to mai hi ud na jaau…)
Karuna is worried but is happy to see laxmi happy with tarun…..
Tarun suddenly starts talking to laxmi…
He says she is very brave to accept him with his past….his past which isn't a past actually….(even I think this gal has the guts..who would marry you otherwise skunk??)
He says he will always love that girl…he knows that she belongs to someone else but his heart still beats for her…he still loves her and will continue to do so……all this while he is talking as if he is talking to himself…here Laxmi starts crying….
Tarun realizes it later on that laxmi is crying….laxmi tries to hide her tears and leaves him alone….tarun looks confused!!
Pia is walking in dark..(kash iska pair phisal jaye aur ye kahi gir ke mar jaye!!!)
She encounters someone wearing same sari as bani and starts talking
That she is very sorry for the mistake she has committed. She says she doesn't remember a thing about how it happened and when…..and with whom…(ahem ahem…I still have the disgusting footage….)
She says that she thought father is pushkar but now she knows that he is not the father of the child.
She feels confused that she doesn't know who the father is…(yeah peabrains…every dog and reptile in world knows who the father is except u and that poochy poo)
Pia asks in pleading way…
Here comes the (so called) twist……its Jiggy there and not bani…(now even a blind bat can guess that its jiggy with her flamboyant style of dressing….but again bat has better brains and senses than repto….feel bad for bats!!)
Pia is shocked…(you know this when her already oversized eyes are protruding out of eye sockets..she can go for Scary movie any day!!)
Jigs says she knows who the father is!!
And whoever that is, is her relative (yeah bechare ki kismet…tere jaisi ho behena to kyon kisi aur ko dushman kehna!! Haila poetry!)
She says further that the father of baby is…………(jiggy I will give u my piggybank but don't say it………..)
Ok father of the baby is Jai Walia..owner of Walia Industries….(now I will hit you with my piggybank!!)
Pia is expressionless…..she is numb…
Jigy says that if she doesn't believe her then she can go and ask her di cause she knows everything or she can wait as jai is coming tomorrow….pia can go and look straight in his eyes and ask him who the father is…he need not speak…she can read it in his eyes the truth behind the child…
Jigs then adds with a smirk that she couldn't see pia suffering when her own sisters are keeping her in dark…
She felt pity for pia cause she is pregnant and she doesn't know by whom…(now that really is a joke…well she is a TCGW..(hey PHDian gals…does that ring a bell???) so no wonder!!)
So just for the sake of humanity she told her the name..so what if he is her brother, first he is the father of pia's baby…(you mean jai can produce a watermelon which refuses to get delivered!!)
Jigs says that pia can go and get the dna test done to figure out the paternity…..(oh ya…sare clinics me jai ka Err…..sample to rakha hai jo kisi bhi airi gairi piya ke bacche ke dna se match karao.disgusting!!)
Pia leaves!!
Jigs says that noone can move Bani the greats story further than her as she knows the twist and turns….
She says that she will break bani's one relationship with other!!!
Tarun is in introspective mood..he is recalling all these things which he said to laxmi in party and then the way she leaves …..
But he thinks that he is innocent..its his heart who loves bani so much and so that noone can take her place in his life and heart….(now I dare u skunk go and marry bani when she is in bond avatar!! I bet u will have different story to say after an year!)
That's when karuna comes in looking shaken…
She says that even after knowing all this she wants her daughter to marry tarun..(ise kehte hai apne hath se apne pair pe kulhadi marna)
Tarun is shocked!!
Karuna says that laxmi;s heart is broken but even after that tarun is residing in that…
Tarun tries to say something as I cant…..
But karuna doesn't let him complete……
She asks tarun to promise that he will give laxmi all her rights that a wife deserve from a husband…(ahem ahem)
She asks if he will love her as much as he loves this gal….
Tarun very bluntly says no he cant promise her anything as that would be a white lie….he loves that girl and no one can take her place…..(btw he calls Karuna by her name..calling his MIL by her name…kahan gaye sanskaar??)
Karuna is sad..and leaves……(actually I was fishing for one tight slap for tarun..but my stars are as dim as Pia these days..*sigh*)
Bani amma is standing in front of the mirror and is too happy as Mr Walya is coming back…(chalo Bakra is on his way…Knife ko Dhar do…) she opens the drawer and there is that Mangalsutra lying there……she picks it up..
She says to herself that she is too happy to meet jai after many days but what would she
Answer to him about why is she not wearing mangalsutra…..(ya as if you are going to give him any chance to speak!! Itne mahine nahi pucha to ab kya puchega??)
What would she say if he asks about Pia's presence in walia mansion..(bans keh dena Nayi Naukrani hai…pia jaisi dikhati hai)
She is engrossed in her thoughts when dadi comes in and they share a nice moment…..
Tarun is here (again!!!)
He gets a call from the shopkeeper..he says that police saw some burkha clad man around the shop when it caught fire..(now now if he/she was wearing burkha…how does police know it was a man???)
Tarun looks worried and thoughtful…..(kahi wo mai to nahiiii…afterall I am a Certified Pyscho now)
Pia storms in Rano;s room who is busy with some work..
She starts in very hyper manner…(yes u read that correct…hyper means more hyper than usual) she asks rano if she drank something and lost her memory???(now that proves what a peabrain this lady is!!! Drink and ONS is fine but Drink and memory loss??)
She asks rano how could they hide such important thing from her….rano is shocked
She asks her what is she talking about??
Pia points to her belly which is as flat as West Indies Wicket….and says the pregnancy…
Rano is embarrassed (who wouldn't..having pia as sibling….)
Rano thinks to herself what should she tell pia now???
Pia is yelling and asks her who the father is??? (pia darling why don't you hire a Billboard and conduct on poll…Who is the Daddy??? It will rock!!)
Then suddenly pia faints…rano is worried and supports her……
Bani is waiting at the airport for jai walia……all passengers are gone but jai is not there….( I think his sixth sense is working fine..he must have fled to Himalaya now)
Bani is worried..thats when a small boy thrusts a piece of paper in bani;s hands….
Its jai;s letter where he asks bani to meet him opposite door no 4 in dockyard….
He writes that he is in trouble and needs her….(Bond Biwi ka hona kitna accha hota hai) there is a man standing behind her clad in burkha…..he looks like jai
Bani is worried and she goes there……
Its dark in the room.
As soon as bani enters someone comes from behind and blindfold her…..
Then he takes her to some room and the cloth is removed…its none other than Munna…….
(mwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
He looks adorable…..(after second honeymoon RK looks oh so cool……check him out!)
Bani is super happy to see her hubby……
Jai says sorry for such tricks….(aaha..dont say that…your bani bond likes it buddhu)
He says he missed her loads and the baby too……(awwww we missed u too)
He wanted to surprise her so he resorted to this……
Bani says she needs to tell him something but jai says he has more important news….
He says that bani should remain at safe distance from tarun now……(ya send him to Neptune)
Bani asks why??
Jai says that tarun suffers from OCD and he may hurt the person he is obsessed with so they should keep off him
Bani says thinking is wrong
He is there frend and they should help him cure better…(didn't I once mentioned that bani is hybreed reincarnation of Sherlock holmes and Florence Nightingale??)
Jai turns around and with painful expressions says that its bani whom tarun loves……
Bani is shocked…….
That's all for tonight gals/
Sorry for the late gals
Hope u enjoy
Have a good night (or good day) ahead
See ya
PS:Kaju i am waiting for a post!! its been ages that i read it...give Haru some time for her Royal Grilling😳
Seher Hone Ko Hai
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