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Kools reporting from base : Utter nonsense in PR continues
PR nonsense today can be divided into two parts . The Naren Fake Doosri Shaadi boring nonsense AND the AROVI Purvi 40+ Triangle romance nonsense . Now we will tackle both the nonsenses but lets keep the Triangle nonsense for the last as a supari to ruminate on a dull lunch.
The Naren Shaadi nonsense
Tai bullied the girl's mother by cramming a motichoor laddu in her mouth like an underworld don and told her that she would see to it that life would be hell for her in Nagpur . She then asked her omniously after her blood pressure . Girl's mom looked as if she wanted to pee . She had not bargained for this gundaism . She stood there like a chubby trapped hypnotised pigeon whereas Tai looked like a vicious bald eagle bullying the bird kingdom .
The motichoor laddu was delicious but Naina Tai was hardly in a state to enjoy the flavour .
Naren hugged Ankita coz he was shivering and wanted body heat . Ankita also unwillingly hugged him . First they hugged loosely . Then they hugged tightly . They closed eyes and all . Then Naren asked her crudely ' Current Laga kya .Then Ankita tried to leave . Then Naren stopped her . Etc . Meaning this guys that passion , heat , love is at its supreme best when it is unwilling or accidental or sudden or innocent . In this case CV attempt was to show unwilling passion . In the ArvI shack night romance it was accidental passion . That culminated in a pregnancy . Point is , PR tries to show there is NO normal passion .
Then Naren played games in the sagaai and made the girl smell his cactus .
Then Tai found that the Raani Haar she had taken out for shagun was missing . So she ordered a search of Shirish's naukars . Shirish looked bored . He couldn't care less if the servants left , he just wanted all to end and breathe some free air and enjoy his morning newspaper with his autocratic sister safely in London , miles away from him .
Rushaali looked fed up . Naren looked delighted and the girl looked scared . Tai bullied ALL . Shirish , Rushaali , naukars , Nagpur Rishta , ALL .
In the Pre cap she is also bullying Ankita by doing a body search for the blasted Haar and Ankita is feeling embarassed and covering her chest with crossed arms when dupatta is pulled down as if a man is searching her . Actually its the autocratic bully Tai . I honestly dunno WHY Shirish is managing the business , this woman would have made the business empire flourish .
Yawn Yawn and Yawn .
The 40+ Triangle that is supposed to be passionate
The mystery businessman gave no bhaav to Sanskaari Purvi's solicitation via Chadda the sleazeball .
Chadda , immensely practical , decided to have Sanskaari Purvi for himself if the bigger guy was not interested and frankly told him so . Mystery man couldn't care less .
Then Prince Arjun walked in with Bad Ovi and Chadda greeted them effusively .
Sanskaari Purvi was extremely cold and feline to Ovi's explanation about why they were late and said coldly that she was uninterested in hearing anything personal when in reality she was dying to know nothing but the personal .
Then Chadda who was a romantic at heart inspite of his crude , sleazy ways made Prince Arjun and Bad Ovi dance .
Then Purvi got jealous and DRANK . Not that its taboo for women but whatever happened to Archana's pavitra sanskaars that only warranted doodh for women , not sharaab . Pope Sulo should have seen this , she would be horrified .
Chadda the sleazeball was extremely pleased that Sanskaari Purvi was drinking . He was very broad minded that way and of the staunch opinion that all women should drink while making deals in a party . It helped them to ...er ...open up later .
Then Sanskaari Purvi started dancing with Chadda to send a message to Prince Arjun and arouse Arjun the man . What u can do with Bad Ovi the wife i can do with Chadda the sleazeball too was the womanly message to tame Prince Arjun and bring him to his knees .
Poor Prince Arjun's clotted brain felt befuddled by these womanly tactics . He was aghast to see the sanskaari lady drinking and then dancing . Why , she had danced with Raunaq the kid too ! Sanskaari Purvi had changed so much ! At least with Onir some legal shaadi was there [ so what if she slept up and he slept down ]but with Raunaq and Chadda there wasn't even a sagaai ! And Chadda was pawing her like anything . Were not the famous sanskaars violated?
Then Sanskaari Purvi noticed Prince Arjun's hand on Bad Ovi's waist and bristled .
So she stood at an angle by turning her back to Prince Arjun while dancing and showed him that Chadda had his hand on HER waist .
Chadda was not contented with merely touching the waist . He started groping her bare back as she wore a low cut blouse .
Sanskaari Purvi realized as a woman that Chadda the sleazeball was getting heated up . So she decided to call the game quits .
Incensed Chadda the sleazeball told her that from the dance floor he was going to take her to his bedroom . He hated it when women bailed out at the last moment AFTER arousing men .
Then Sanskaari Purvi started acting like a sati savitri . She started pulling her hand away from Chadda etc .
This was too much for Prince Arjun . The goal of his entire life had been to show Sanskaari Purvi what a man he was . So he started beating up Chadda . Not for a moment did the gallant , chivalrous prince think that actually Sanskaari Purvi was in for a slap , the mother of HIS child was in for a slap for drinking sharaab and encouraging men and perhaps setting a bad example for Pari .
Sanskaari Purvi watched with the wide , satisfied eyes of a woman . Her feline nataks had paid off . The Sleeping Tiger had awakened . So Prince Arjun still had a thing for her !
Chadda vowed to pull down the chaddi of Prince Arjun's izzat somehow as he was super bugged that he was beaten up in a party so publicly .
The mystery man watched it all . He enjoyed seeing Chadda beaten up and merely remarked that the sleazeball deserved it .
Yawn, Yawn , Yawn AND Yawn . What is it all leading to ? And if the story is gonna revolve around these characters then why rope in newer and newer characters ?
Kools signing off . Ciao guys and enjoy .
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