Posted:
few ways
1- distribute all her shahi cloths between all the dassis of adham khan with giving her prior notice.
2- tell her that hoshiar has now sided up with maham anga...as she treats her with good cloths and food!!!!
3-make her beleive that her beloved jalal has suddenly sprouted wings and has flown away with the 'rajwanshi begum' on a trip to france...leaving her deprived of shopping...!!!!!!!!!😆😆😆😆
4-tell her the jodha is more beautiful than her...
5- tell her her lips looks as if its painted with orange paint...rather than her favourite mac lipstick...!!!!
6-telephone her frequently asking if its the agra mental asylum's number...!!!
7-tell her that she has won the title of 'mallika -e-mad'!!!!!
8-exchange her 'friendship band' with 'rakhi' which she intents to tie on jalal's wrist!!!!!!!
9-call her to say she's a fashion disaster in 21st century...!!!!!!!!!!
10-confuse her by asking the way to the 'taj mahal'...and kindly remind her...its built in mumtaz mahal's memory...not her's...
no offence to anyone...!!!!
Writers Corner: Books, Stories & Poems
