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Ok before you consider to send me off to mental asylum with Riya.. let me tell you that I found the whole RK-Ria wo-manhandling and RK-Madhu confrontation every very funny... so I am writing again..
Ok I request the bacha party to dont bother.. 🤣🤣🤣
Scene: RK -Madhu in their room after Madhu spots the Lipstick mark on his collar...
Madhu: You're looking so tired today? was there some stunts to perform?
RK: No just the close up shots...
Madhu: I didnt made you that tired... kahan thakkk raha ha? 🤣
RK: what?
Madhu: where this lipstick mark came from? you were with Riya, weren't you?
RK: how did you know? you naughty girl? tum bhi kisi ke sath thi kya? 🤣
Madhu: You did it with her? 😲 remember? how I made you do that with me on our SR? and the day I begged you for a baby... I gave you bappa ki kasam... and forget the grand finale... I had to observe 16 somwar ka vrat to get you keees me 🤣
RK: what? how could you think so low of me? I didnt do anything ... you know I dont like sharing my goodness with anyone.. I am too expensive for Love, sex and MMS... 🤣🤣🤣
MAdhu: no I dont believe you...
RK: Biwi trust me .. when I say I didnt do it.. means I didnt do it... Madhu tum janti ho... Main aisa nahi ker sakta aur free mein toh bilkul nahi..
🤣🤣
Madhu: what?
RK: Remember My line from Last year,, 😳 Ok listen.. When Riya came
Madhu: *clutches onto her mangalsutra* she came? 😲
RK: No.. you dirty mind... woh mujha milne aayee aur woh thoda emotional ho gayi
Madhu: BASSS... I cant hear anything more.. I know what happens when people get emotional... more than half of Ekta's shows illegitimate children are born because their parents got emotional... 🤣 *breaks her bangles*
RK: What rubbish? dont think like a fool.. Dimaag se socho..
Madhu: Fool? I am not a fool... yeh ek hi toh kaam ha jis mein mera dimaag chalta ha 🤣and what would you have done if something like that had happened to me?
RK: I would think you're into woman now.. 🤣🤣
Madhu: what? 😲
RK: what, what? if you had come with a lipstick mark on you what else I could think?
Madhu: (self though: Aww he is so naive)
Madhu: fine! didnt you stop her from hugging you?
RK: I did... *smiles proudly* I told her that I am married.
Madhu: bas??? Aisa toh ladkiyan bolti hain... 😲
RK: what else I could say Biwi? I couldnt tell her that I am pregnant or I having periods.
Madhu: no silly, you could have tell her something manly...
RK: yeah.. I was going to tell her , bhagwan ke liye mujha chhor do.. and If she wouldnt listen I was going to scream .. bachao bacaho... or call the security... or I could call you to save me..
Madhu: Me?😲
RK: Obviously, the things she wanted to claim are currently in your use.. so you better protect them...
MAdhu: currently? 😲
RK: okay.. Kabhi Kabhi..🥱
Madhu: chee RK
RK: pee Madhu
Madhu walks off and reaches to bed..
RK: (Puts his hand on her head) MAdhu know you the importance of head in my life?
MAdhu: ewww RK... its a family show 🤣
RK: yeah I know... just forgive me madhu and lets go to hotel.. mera sharab pee ke "Kajra re" pe dance kerne ka mann ker raha ha. 🤣🤣🤣
MAdhu: No, promise me you wont do that again..
RK: Promise Biwi.. I'll never do that .. if I did that again.. I promise I'll say sorry immediately or the next day, pakka..🤣🤣🤣
Madhu: (pushes him on bed)
Kama-sutra book padhli bohot
Pooja paath kerli bohat bohot
Achi baatein kar li bohot
Ab karungi tere saath
Gandi baat...
Gandi-gandi gandi gandi gandi baat. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
RK: Biwi stoppp ... dont... whats the difference between you and Riya if you're going to do the same she wants to do with me...
MAdhu: spot the difference yourself (wink) and switches off the lights 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ok I request the bacha party to dont bother.. 🤣🤣🤣
Scene: RK -Madhu in their room after Madhu spots the Lipstick mark on his collar...
Madhu: You're looking so tired today? was there some stunts to perform?
RK: No just the close up shots...
Madhu: I didnt made you that tired... kahan thakkk raha ha? 🤣
RK: what?
Madhu: where this lipstick mark came from? you were with Riya, weren't you?
RK: how did you know? you naughty girl? tum bhi kisi ke sath thi kya? 🤣
Madhu: You did it with her? 😲 remember? how I made you do that with me on our SR? and the day I begged you for a baby... I gave you bappa ki kasam... and forget the grand finale... I had to observe 16 somwar ka vrat to get you keees me 🤣
RK: what? how could you think so low of me? I didnt do anything ... you know I dont like sharing my goodness with anyone.. I am too expensive for Love, sex and MMS... 🤣🤣🤣
MAdhu: no I dont believe you...
RK: Biwi trust me .. when I say I didnt do it.. means I didnt do it... Madhu tum janti ho... Main aisa nahi ker sakta aur free mein toh bilkul nahi..
🤣🤣
Madhu: what?
RK: Remember My line from Last year,, 😳 Ok listen.. When Riya came
Madhu: *clutches onto her mangalsutra* she came? 😲
RK: No.. you dirty mind... woh mujha milne aayee aur woh thoda emotional ho gayi
Madhu: BASSS... I cant hear anything more.. I know what happens when people get emotional... more than half of Ekta's shows illegitimate children are born because their parents got emotional... 🤣 *breaks her bangles*
RK: What rubbish? dont think like a fool.. Dimaag se socho..
Madhu: Fool? I am not a fool... yeh ek hi toh kaam ha jis mein mera dimaag chalta ha 🤣and what would you have done if something like that had happened to me?
RK: I would think you're into woman now.. 🤣🤣
Madhu: what? 😲
RK: what, what? if you had come with a lipstick mark on you what else I could think?
Madhu: (self though: Aww he is so naive)
Madhu: fine! didnt you stop her from hugging you?
RK: I did... *smiles proudly* I told her that I am married.
Madhu: bas??? Aisa toh ladkiyan bolti hain... 😲
RK: what else I could say Biwi? I couldnt tell her that I am pregnant or I having periods.
Madhu: no silly, you could have tell her something manly...
RK: yeah.. I was going to tell her , bhagwan ke liye mujha chhor do.. and If she wouldnt listen I was going to scream .. bachao bacaho... or call the security... or I could call you to save me..
Madhu: Me?😲
RK: Obviously, the things she wanted to claim are currently in your use.. so you better protect them...
MAdhu: currently? 😲
RK: okay.. Kabhi Kabhi..🥱
Madhu: chee RK
RK: pee Madhu
Madhu walks off and reaches to bed..
RK: (Puts his hand on her head) MAdhu know you the importance of head in my life?
MAdhu: ewww RK... its a family show 🤣
RK: yeah I know... just forgive me madhu and lets go to hotel.. mera sharab pee ke "Kajra re" pe dance kerne ka mann ker raha ha. 🤣🤣🤣
MAdhu: No, promise me you wont do that again..
RK: Promise Biwi.. I'll never do that .. if I did that again.. I promise I'll say sorry immediately or the next day, pakka..🤣🤣🤣
Madhu: (pushes him on bed)
Kama-sutra book padhli bohot
Pooja paath kerli bohat bohot
Achi baatein kar li bohot
Ab karungi tere saath
Gandi baat...
Gandi-gandi gandi gandi gandi baat. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
RK: Biwi stoppp ... dont... whats the difference between you and Riya if you're going to do the same she wants to do with me...
MAdhu: spot the difference yourself (wink) and switches off the lights 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
