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Okay, this is something fun to tide over all the hurt in the show and forum right now. 😆
Lets imagine that Benazir is dead, and JaJo have reconciled after the letter fiasco. So this is my take on what happens after that 😉.
(Updated with english translation in brown on request 😳)
In the garden of the royal harem,
Jalal - Jodha begum, humein aaj bohot dino ke baad itni shanti mehsoos
ho rahi hai. 😃
(Jodha begum, today I feel very peaceful after a long time 😃)
Jodha - Yeh toh hona hi tha Shahenshah! Aapke hosh uraane wali jo yaha
nahin hai !😉
( Of course you do Shahenshah! Because the root of your
craziness is gone! 😉)
Jalal - Aap kaunse wale Jack-o-daniels ki baat kar rahi ho ? 🤔🤣
( Which brand of Jack O Daniels are you talking about ? 🤔🤣 )
Jodha smirking and saying - Kyun! Benzy behen of course 😎
(Why Benzy sister of course!😎)
Jalal cringing -😲 🤢
Jodha Begum!
Aap phirse woh daraavni yaadein taaza mat kijiye
Humein aaj bhi uski yaad aati hai toh, nahaaney ka
mann karta hai ! 🤢🤣
( Jodha Begum !
Why are you bringing up that nightmare again?
Even today, whenever I remember her, I feel like
taking a dunk in my royal pond ! 🤢🤣)
Jodha, still smirking - Humein sataaney ki saza bhukto 😛. Benzy behen
ka naam roshan rahega ! 🤣
( Suffer for making me jealous 😛. Long Live the
memory of Benzy sister!🤣)
Jalal - Hum aaj tak samajh nahin paaye ki humara tez dimaag uss pal
kaam kyun nahin kiya! 😡
( I still cant understand what went wrong with my awesome
brains that time ! 😡)
Jodha - Kyunki tab aapka dimaag humare saath Jaani-Dushman khel raha
tha! 😛🤣
(Because your brains were busy playing Enemy-Of-My-Heart
with me! 😛🤣)
Jalal - Bas bohot huya! 😡 Ek aur baar humein satayaa toh hum aapko
Aamer bhej denge! 😡
(Enough! 😡 If you irritate me again, I will pack you back to
Aamer! 😡)
Jodha - Ek aur baar humein Aamer ki dhamki di, toh hum Benzy ke
vastra ko harem ke saari baandiyon ka uniform bana denge! 🤣
Bade pasand the na aapko ! 😛🤣
( If you threaten me with Aamer one more time, then I will
order all the female servants to dress like your Benzy ! You
seemed to love it right? 😛🤣)
Jalal - 😲🤢 Thodi rahem kijiye Jodha Begum ! Humein aaur daraavne
khayal mat dijiye ! 🤣
Hum AmmiJaan se aapki shikayat kar denge! 😡
(😲🤢 Have some mercy Jodha Begum! Dont add to my horrid
nightmares! 🤣
Otherwise I will complain to Ammijaan 😡 )
Jodha - Unse kuch kaha, toh hum Benzy behen ki tasveer aapke saare
mahal mein tangwa denge ! 🤣
( If you say anything to her, I will have Benzy sister's
portraits hung over the entire palace! 🤣)
Jalal - Hadh hai! Jab dekho usska naam leke humein darrati reheti hai
aajkal! 😡
( Darn it! This queen keeps scaring me with that horrid woman's
name! 😡)
Jodha smirking - Hum chalte hai ! Shayad iss bar hum Kanhaji se kahenge
ki Benzy behen ka koi aur bhi badi behen ho toh, usse
bhi pinjre mein daal ke aapke paas bhej de! 😛🤣
( I am leaving ! Maybe this time I will pray to Kanhaji,
that if Benzy had an even more elder sister, He should
lock the bird in another cage and send it to you ! 😛
🤣)
Jalal - 🤢 Ek baar humse galti kya ho gayi, inhe toh humare khilaaf achha
khasa shastra mil gaya! Chudail begum !😡
( 🤢 One mistake! I just made one mistake and she has received
ample ammunition to irritate me! Witch Queen ! 😡)
Jodha - 😲 Chudail ! 😡 Ab dekho aap!
( 😲 Witch ! 😡 Now watch what I do! )
(She runs towards Ammijaan's room)
Ammijaan, dekhiye na! Shahenshah ko Benzy behen ki bohot
yaad aa rahi hai! 🤣
( Ammijaan see your son is missing Benzy sister so much again!
🤣)
Jalal horrified, running after her - 😲🤢 Rukiye Jodha Begum ! Humein
phirse Ammijaanse iss bare mein daant
nahin khaani ! 😭🤣
( 😲🤢 Stop Jodha Begum! I dont want
another scolding from my mother on this
topic! 😭 🤣)
Jodha (mentally pumping her fists in the air) - Benzy Behen ki jai ho!
🤣🤣🤣
(Three cheers for Benzy
sister!🤣🤣🤣)
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Thats it. 😆
I hope after Jalal realizes his mistake, he gets horrified at his low standards with Benazir. And Jodha uses Benazir's name to embarrass him for at least a month. 🤣🤣🤣
Plz like and comment. 😳
Lets imagine that Benazir is dead, and JaJo have reconciled after the letter fiasco. So this is my take on what happens after that 😉.
(Updated with english translation in brown on request 😳)
In the garden of the royal harem,
Jalal - Jodha begum, humein aaj bohot dino ke baad itni shanti mehsoos
ho rahi hai. 😃
(Jodha begum, today I feel very peaceful after a long time 😃)
Jodha - Yeh toh hona hi tha Shahenshah! Aapke hosh uraane wali jo yaha
nahin hai !😉
( Of course you do Shahenshah! Because the root of your
craziness is gone! 😉)
Jalal - Aap kaunse wale Jack-o-daniels ki baat kar rahi ho ? 🤔🤣
( Which brand of Jack O Daniels are you talking about ? 🤔🤣 )
Jodha smirking and saying - Kyun! Benzy behen of course 😎
(Why Benzy sister of course!😎)
Jalal cringing -😲 🤢
Jodha Begum!
Aap phirse woh daraavni yaadein taaza mat kijiye
Humein aaj bhi uski yaad aati hai toh, nahaaney ka
mann karta hai ! 🤢🤣
( Jodha Begum !
Why are you bringing up that nightmare again?
Even today, whenever I remember her, I feel like
taking a dunk in my royal pond ! 🤢🤣)
Jodha, still smirking - Humein sataaney ki saza bhukto 😛. Benzy behen
ka naam roshan rahega ! 🤣
( Suffer for making me jealous 😛. Long Live the
memory of Benzy sister!🤣)
Jalal - Hum aaj tak samajh nahin paaye ki humara tez dimaag uss pal
kaam kyun nahin kiya! 😡
( I still cant understand what went wrong with my awesome
brains that time ! 😡)
Jodha - Kyunki tab aapka dimaag humare saath Jaani-Dushman khel raha
tha! 😛🤣
(Because your brains were busy playing Enemy-Of-My-Heart
with me! 😛🤣)
Jalal - Bas bohot huya! 😡 Ek aur baar humein satayaa toh hum aapko
Aamer bhej denge! 😡
(Enough! 😡 If you irritate me again, I will pack you back to
Aamer! 😡)
Jodha - Ek aur baar humein Aamer ki dhamki di, toh hum Benzy ke
vastra ko harem ke saari baandiyon ka uniform bana denge! 🤣
Bade pasand the na aapko ! 😛🤣
( If you threaten me with Aamer one more time, then I will
order all the female servants to dress like your Benzy ! You
seemed to love it right? 😛🤣)
Jalal - 😲🤢 Thodi rahem kijiye Jodha Begum ! Humein aaur daraavne
khayal mat dijiye ! 🤣
Hum AmmiJaan se aapki shikayat kar denge! 😡
(😲🤢 Have some mercy Jodha Begum! Dont add to my horrid
nightmares! 🤣
Otherwise I will complain to Ammijaan 😡 )
Jodha - Unse kuch kaha, toh hum Benzy behen ki tasveer aapke saare
mahal mein tangwa denge ! 🤣
( If you say anything to her, I will have Benzy sister's
portraits hung over the entire palace! 🤣)
Jalal - Hadh hai! Jab dekho usska naam leke humein darrati reheti hai
aajkal! 😡
( Darn it! This queen keeps scaring me with that horrid woman's
name! 😡)
Jodha smirking - Hum chalte hai ! Shayad iss bar hum Kanhaji se kahenge
ki Benzy behen ka koi aur bhi badi behen ho toh, usse
bhi pinjre mein daal ke aapke paas bhej de! 😛🤣
( I am leaving ! Maybe this time I will pray to Kanhaji,
that if Benzy had an even more elder sister, He should
lock the bird in another cage and send it to you ! 😛
🤣)
Jalal - 🤢 Ek baar humse galti kya ho gayi, inhe toh humare khilaaf achha
khasa shastra mil gaya! Chudail begum !😡
( 🤢 One mistake! I just made one mistake and she has received
ample ammunition to irritate me! Witch Queen ! 😡)
Jodha - 😲 Chudail ! 😡 Ab dekho aap!
( 😲 Witch ! 😡 Now watch what I do! )
(She runs towards Ammijaan's room)
Ammijaan, dekhiye na! Shahenshah ko Benzy behen ki bohot
yaad aa rahi hai! 🤣
( Ammijaan see your son is missing Benzy sister so much again!
🤣)
Jalal horrified, running after her - 😲🤢 Rukiye Jodha Begum ! Humein
phirse Ammijaanse iss bare mein daant
nahin khaani ! 😭🤣
( 😲🤢 Stop Jodha Begum! I dont want
another scolding from my mother on this
topic! 😭 🤣)
Jodha (mentally pumping her fists in the air) - Benzy Behen ki jai ho!
🤣🤣🤣
(Three cheers for Benzy
sister!🤣🤣🤣)
------------------------------
Thats it. 😆
I hope after Jalal realizes his mistake, he gets horrified at his low standards with Benazir. And Jodha uses Benazir's name to embarrass him for at least a month. 🤣🤣🤣
Plz like and comment. 😳
Pushpa Impossible
