Alekh's matrimonial ad!

Here's the matrimonial ad that Alekh wrote for himself, inspired by Huda.

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Apun Alekh hai, aur apun ek ladki dhoondrela hai, shaadi ke liye. Ladki ekdum raapchik honi mangta hai, aur use apun ki tarah peene ka hobby hona chahiye, lekin desi nahin, English. Yeh isliye kyunki apun desi peeta hai, aur kahin woh meri botal par haath na maar le. Doosra, apun jail mein tha, to agar dahej ka baat kiyela hai to khopche mein lejaake jaan nikaal doonga..

Baaki, ladki Naina ke maafik shareef honi mangta hai, kyunki woh apun ki dost hai, aur ladki ko Huda jaison se bachna aana chahiye.

Chal chhod yaar..........apun ko koi nahin milne waali, lagta hai Neelu se chhutkaara nahin milega....

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Very hilarious.. 🤣
Alekh ko kaun dehej maangega? 😆
Just mindblowing..

Im proud of u Amail....

Originally posted by: neha_bbsr2005

Very hilarious.. 🤣
Alekh ko kaun dehej maangega? 😆
Just mindblowing..

Im proud of u Amail....

Thank you sweetheart............I guess you are right..Alekh se koi dahej nahin maangega, lekin koi bharosa nahin hai......humaare aas paas aise sick log bhi hain jo dahej ke peechhe apni betiyon ka murder, aur apni daughters-in-law ko burn kar dete hain...

And you know that Alekh is a good boy😊, woh nainsafi nahin sehen kar sakta..

Main Hoon na Alekh...me ready..peene ke liye bhi..lol.. 😉 ..lekin finance tujhe karna padega.. 😉 ...aur apun ko unn Huda jaise logon se connection katna achi tarah maloom hain..apun Naina ke maafik shareef bhi hai...tu apun se connection milale na pleaj... 😳

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Originally posted by: sweetncute

Main Hoon na Alekh...me ready..peene ke liye bhi..lol.. 😉 ..lekin finance tujhe karna padega.. 😉 ...aur apun ko unn Huda jaise logon se connection katna achi tarah maloom hain..apun Naina ke maafik shareef bhi hai...tu apun se connection milale na pleaj... 😳

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Now here's a brave girl!!!!!

Don't worry, I will tell Alekh about you........baat to chal hi jaayegi.

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are swappy... u stay away frm my alekh.... already neelu uske peeche padi hui hai, & now u too 😆 😉 ....
but nice one as usual, amail 👏 👏

Originally posted by: shriyaroxxx

🤣 🤣 🤣
are swappy... u stay away frm my alekh.... already neelu uske peeche padi hui hai, & now u too 😆 😉 ....
but nice one as usual, amail 👏 👏

Don't worry, I'll tell Alekh about you too, maybe he can have a swayamvar...I will tell you when.

Originally posted by: shriyaroxxx

🤣 🤣 🤣
are swappy... u stay away frm my alekh.... already neelu uske peeche padi hui hai, & now u too 😆 😉 ....
but nice one as usual, amail 👏 👏

kaun neelu...main kisi neelu-veelu ko nahin jaanti..main sir Alekh aur peena janti hoon..😉

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Originally posted by: amail1601

Now here's a brave girl!!!!!

Don't worry, I will tell Alekh about you........baat to chal hi jaayegi.

hailaaa...baat chalni nahin chahiye ...daudni chahiye..usse mujhse achi ladki nahin milegi..😉

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Originally posted by: sweetncute

hailaaa...baat chalni nahin chahiye ...daudni chahiye..usse mujhse achi ladki nahin milegi..😉

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R u serious??