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How do u CUT roads????? > > > > By LAUGHING..... > > > > Because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste" > > > > ============================================================ ======= > > > > Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv > > > > falls into the well. Why??? > > > > Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!! > > > > Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why?? > > > > Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!!!! > > > > ============================================================ ======= > > > > Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. ??? > > > > socho....... nahi pata..?? > > > > Answer- D'Cold......Chan ki saans - D'cold > > > > Chalo ab batao > > > > Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ? > > > > This is quite simple.. ..... > > > > Ans: D'Cold again.......Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi..... > > > > ============================================================ ======= > > > > A beggar meets another beggar. > > > > A software engineer meets another software engineer. > > > > Both of them ask the same question to each other. > > > > What is the question ??? > > > > So, Which Platform are you Working on ???.... > > > > ============================================================ ====== > > > > Question: What will u call a person who is leaving India?? > > > > Answer : Hindustan Lever (Leaver). > > > > Question: What will u call a person who leaves India, but doesn't > > > > travel much?? > > > > Answer: Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited). > > > > ============================================================ ====== > > > > Q - RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI?? > > > > Ans: TAILOR > > > > Q - SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI > > > > Ans: Sita MEMORY hai > > > > ============================================================ ====== > > > > Q -Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ? > > > > Ans: Adidas. > > > > ============================================================ ====== > > > > Q - Prasad asks Kumble to bring a Pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of > > > > Pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. why ?? > > > > Ans: Tendulkar is an opener > > > > Q - What is similarity between "Satynarayan Pooja" and "Indian > > > > Cricket Team" > > > > Ans: Dono ke ant me "Prasad" aataa hai > > > > ============================================================ ====== > > > > Q - Who is Joe? > > > > "Kambakth ishq" - Because "Kambakth ishq hai Joe!" > > > > ============================================================ ====== > > > > And of course, the grand finale............ > > > > > > > > The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which > > > > movie did he really want to see? > > > > Dil Chhata Hai > > > >
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
