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A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A

> > format) to his classmate.

> >

> > My Dearest Preeti,

> > Please answer the following questionnaire. For

> >Options

> > (a)10 marks,

> > (b) 5marks and

> > (c) 3 marks.

> >

> > 1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight

> >always falls on

> > me because:

> > (a) of love

> > (b) you couldn't control seeing me

> > (c) really ... am I doing it?

> >

> > 2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and

> >turn and look at

> > me because:

> > (a) you always like to see me smiling

> > (b) you are testing whether I like jokes

> > (c) you are attracted by my smile

> >

> > 3) When you were singing in the class, I entered

> >and immediately

> > you stopped singing because:

> > (a) you are so coy to sing before me

> > (b) my presence influenced you

> > (c) you feared that whether I'll like your song

> >

> > 4) When you were showing your childhood photo,

> >when I asked for

> > it, you hide it because:

> > (a) you felt ashamed

> > (b) you felt uneasy

> > (c) you don't know

> >

> > 5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you

> >hand for lifting

> > you and you took only my friend's because:

> > (a) you enjoyed my disappointment

> > (b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing

> > (c) you don't know

> >

> > 6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't

> >get into your

> > bus...

> > (a) you were waiting for me

> > (b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice

> >the bus

> > (c) that bus was crowded

> >

> > 7) You introduced me to your parents when they

> >came to college

> > because:

> > (a) I am going to be your groom

> > (b) you just want to know what your parents think

> >about me

> > (c) just you felt like introducing me to them

> >

> > 8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next

> >day, you came with

> > a rose on your head because:

> > (a) to fulfill my wish

> > (b) you like roses

> > (c) by chance you got a rose

> >

> > 9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came

> >to temple early

> > at 6:00 A.M because:

> > (a) you want to pray along with me

> > (b) you want to meet me before any one could meet

> >on my birthday

> > (c) you want to wish me at temple because you are

> >spiritual.

> >

> > If you have scored more than 40, then you are

> >loving me. Don't

> > delay in expressing it.

> > If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is

> >budding in your

> > heart and it's getting ready to bloom.

> > If you have scored less than 30, you are in

> >confusion whether to

> > love me or not.

> > Eagerly awaiting your reply..

> > Love,

> > Aakash

> >

> > Preeti's reply letter was also in Q/A

> >format........

> > Aakash,

> > Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.

> > 1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally

> >people entering the

> > class, sees them.

> > (a) Yes

> > (b) No

> >

> > 2) If a girls laughs and looks anyone, is it love?

> > (a) Yes

> > (b) No

> >

> > 3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the

> >songs, will

> > he/she stop singing or not?

> > (a) Yes

> > (b) No

> >

> > 4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls)

> >my childhood

> > photo.

> > You poked your nose inside..... right ?

> > (a) Yes

> > (b) No

> >

> > 5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking.

> >Couldn't you

> > understand yet?

> > (a) Yes

> > (b) No

> >

> > 6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali)

> >at the bus stand?

> > (a)Yes

> > (b) No

> >

> > 7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a

> >friend?

> > (a) Yes

> > (b) No

> >

> > 8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower,

> >banana's

> > flower. Is it true ?

> > (a) Yes

> > (b) No

> >

> > 9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could

> >see you in

> > temple. I come daily to Temple. Do you know ?

> > (a) Yes

> > (b) No

> >

> > If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question,

> >then I am not

> > loving you.

> > If you have answered "No", then you don't know the

> >meaning of

> > Love.

> > Hope everything is clear to you.

> > Preeti