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In Europe we have maximum jokes on Polish / Italians, in Russia on Armenians...In India too on...,..so whichever makes you laugh / smile, consider **** as the one!☺️
So here is this American guy who considers Americans to be epitome of wisdom, has heard enough jokes about foolishness & eccentricities of ****s and spots one **** sipping beer as soon as he comes out of the airport!
In anxious anticipation, he waits for **** to do something foolish, so that his perception about ****s gets strengthened. 😛
15 uncomfortable minutes pass by and suddenly **** asks the American genius,"Want to bet 500$? I can bite my right eye!"
Extremely excited, American chap places five 100$ bills on table and the bet is on!
**** plucks out his right false eye, gently bites it and places it back in his eye socket. The US guy is stunned!🤓
2 more beers finished, **** offers yet another bet! This time the offer is he can bite his left eye as well for 500$! American is wary but figures out **** can't be blind for sure. The bet is on!👏
This time **** takes out his false teeth set, makes a gentle bite on his left eye and puts his dentures back over his gums in mouth!😲
American is in a Kaato toh khoon naheen state and is on verge of collapse at having lost 1000$, over two silly tricks of ****! 😕
**** takes pity on him and says, "I really feel for you man! And sincerely, I would like you to win some of your money back!...OK, let me offer you a full 1000$ back! I have had 6 beers, badly want to pee and my offer is I do susu on your head and you will not get wet at all!"
American reasons with himself that its impossible. 😒 He WILL get wet he feels, but is too scared to risk another 1000$! In a scared voice he says,"You are on, but just 100$ bet please!"
**** shrugs his shoulders, unzips his fly and thoroughly drenches the American from head to toe.🤢
Ghastly job done, **** takes one look at his sloppy state and says,"Oh God! I lost this one!" Gives him 100$ and walks away twirling his mustache!😎
CUT TO BIG BOSS LUXURY TASK TONIGHT!
Oh God! 😲
Team Ajaz-Sangram-Andy-Tanisha-Sofiya turned out to be full of these **** characters. 😆
Made Armaan from the other team do push ups on his injured elbow, made Gauhar eat cake full of chilli sauce, Kamya had to eat 5 Karelas and dished out the maximum punishment to Kushal Babu, who was asked to drink Dog's bowl full of water!🤢
And when their turn came? Went on refusing task after task and said,"OK, we won't do this task, you take one point for that!"😉
And as if that was not enough, still thanks to the WE BOYCOTT THIS CAPTAIN cacophony of Team Armaan-Kushal-Gauhar-Kamya, Team **** still ended up winning the task!
No justice...cruel world! 😕
🤣
So here is this American guy who considers Americans to be epitome of wisdom, has heard enough jokes about foolishness & eccentricities of ****s and spots one **** sipping beer as soon as he comes out of the airport!
In anxious anticipation, he waits for **** to do something foolish, so that his perception about ****s gets strengthened. 😛
15 uncomfortable minutes pass by and suddenly **** asks the American genius,"Want to bet 500$? I can bite my right eye!"
Extremely excited, American chap places five 100$ bills on table and the bet is on!
**** plucks out his right false eye, gently bites it and places it back in his eye socket. The US guy is stunned!🤓
2 more beers finished, **** offers yet another bet! This time the offer is he can bite his left eye as well for 500$! American is wary but figures out **** can't be blind for sure. The bet is on!👏
This time **** takes out his false teeth set, makes a gentle bite on his left eye and puts his dentures back over his gums in mouth!😲
American is in a Kaato toh khoon naheen state and is on verge of collapse at having lost 1000$, over two silly tricks of ****! 😕
**** takes pity on him and says, "I really feel for you man! And sincerely, I would like you to win some of your money back!...OK, let me offer you a full 1000$ back! I have had 6 beers, badly want to pee and my offer is I do susu on your head and you will not get wet at all!"
American reasons with himself that its impossible. 😒 He WILL get wet he feels, but is too scared to risk another 1000$! In a scared voice he says,"You are on, but just 100$ bet please!"
**** shrugs his shoulders, unzips his fly and thoroughly drenches the American from head to toe.🤢
Ghastly job done, **** takes one look at his sloppy state and says,"Oh God! I lost this one!" Gives him 100$ and walks away twirling his mustache!😎
CUT TO BIG BOSS LUXURY TASK TONIGHT!
Oh God! 😲
Team Ajaz-Sangram-Andy-Tanisha-Sofiya turned out to be full of these **** characters. 😆
Made Armaan from the other team do push ups on his injured elbow, made Gauhar eat cake full of chilli sauce, Kamya had to eat 5 Karelas and dished out the maximum punishment to Kushal Babu, who was asked to drink Dog's bowl full of water!🤢
And when their turn came? Went on refusing task after task and said,"OK, we won't do this task, you take one point for that!"😉
And as if that was not enough, still thanks to the WE BOYCOTT THIS CAPTAIN cacophony of Team Armaan-Kushal-Gauhar-Kamya, Team **** still ended up winning the task!
No justice...cruel world! 😕
🤣
Anupamaa
Pocket Mein Aasman
Cricket
