LRL spcal on KBC: Sochne me kya harz hai?

Hello everyone!!!

Hope you haven't got out-of-touch with my kkkrrrrraaaazzzzzyyyyyy topics!!! Vasie aajkal humare dimaag ne ideas sochne band kar diye hain....😆....I just write requests!!! This time, it's from Priyanka (pinka_anshu) so all the credit goes to herrrr👏........

So just suppose it's LRL special on KBC and SRK ke samaksh hot-seat pe viraajmaan hain Captain Rajveer and Dr. Ritu Mishra........

SRK: Aaj mere saamne hain, Kanchanjunga Millitary Academy ke do ahem faculty members jo haal-filhaal engage hue hain!!! So Captain, how does it feel???

Rajveer: It feels great!!! (In his mind) Aur bhi great lagega jab iska asli chehra saamne aayega!!

SRK: Captain aap chupo kyun ho gaye?? Khair Doctor aap bataiye, how is he as a fiancee???

Ritu: I can just say, I love him (In her mind) Yes!!! I'd love to kill him once my mission is over!!

SRK: Arrey!!! Aap dono to baar baar kho jaatey hain, acha tell me ki aaj aapke saath kaun-kaun aaya hai??

Rajveer: Humaare saath aaye hain humare six best cadets............Naina, Pooja, Aalekh, Ali, Huda and Yudi!!!

SRK: Sounds great!!! Chaliye shuru karte hain aapke saath Kaun Banega Crorepati!!!

Pooja: All the best mere Shahrukh!!!

SRK:Hey Miss. Pooja, All the best ki zarurat to aapke Sir ko hai, mujhe nahi!!!

Pooja: Arrey!!! Mai un he se keh rahi hun samjhe!!!

Naina: Pooja chup kar, Sir ko khelne de naa!!!

SRK: To aapka pehla sawaal ek hazaar rupay ke liye ye raha aapke saamne - "Complete this famous saying: Akkal badi ya______" a)Baarish b)Bukhaar c)Bhoosa d)Bhains

Rajveer: Arre aapka software galat hai!!! The answer is HUDA.

SRK: What?????? You're challenging KBC's software???

Huda: No Sir, he is kheeching.......I mean pulling my leg!!!

😆😆😆All laugh😆😆😆

Ritu: His sense of humour is fabulous!! The answer id d)Bhains

SRK: So Cadet Compaq!!!! d)Bhains ko freeze keejiye!!!................👏Right Answer👏 You win Ra. 1000.

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SRK: Now moving on to the next question........"Without which of the following things, a mobile cannot work?" a)Love Card b)Hate Card c)Sim Card d)Dim Card

Ritu: Mujhe pata hai ab Captain kya kahenge!! Pooja!!! Software fir gadbad hai......

Rajveer: Nahi to!!! Yahan to sirf ek mobile ki baat ho rahi hai, vo to MOBILE KI DUKAAN hai naa!!!

Pooja: Kya Sir aap bhi!!!😳

Rajveer: It's c)Sim Card.

SRK: All Right Cadet Compaq!!! c)Sim Card ke saath immediately reprt to the Freezing Point!!! Congrats👏!!!!!! You've won Rs. 3000!!!

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SRK: Teesra sawaal 5000 rupay ke liye ye raha aapke saamne..........."What is MAIN called in tapori mumbaiya language?" a)Hum b)Apun c)Chirkut d)Aap

Aalekh: Aye Ali!!! Apun dono ki language ki vaat laga daali is sawaal ne. Is Sharukh ko to apun........😡

Ali: Arrey Guru ruk jaiye!!! Sawaal to computer de raha hai naa...........unki galti nahi hai!!!!

SRK: Aap thehre civilized Army Officer!!! Aapko lifeline use kar leni chahiye is sawaal ke liye!!!

Rajveer: I think it's b)Apun

Ritu: But I'm sure about it!!! Arrey aap kaisey bhool sakte hain Captain, Aalekh mera sudent hai aur mai uski Mentor!!!

Aalekh: Dekha!! Aakhir apun he kaam aya naa!!!

Pooja: Abey chup kar Jail-Return!!

SRK: Right Answer👏!!!!!! You win Rs. 5000!!!

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SRK: So ready for the fourth question worth Rs. 10,000???

Rajveer & Ritu: Yessss

SRK: "Which of the following is a latest offering by Microsoft Windows?" a)Windows Vista b)Windows XP c)Windows 98 d)Windows 2000

Ritu: I'm confused between a) and b)

Yudi: Aiieeeeeeeeee!!! Please Mam!!! please Sir!!!! Meri naak mat katwana!!! Naina tell them naa it's a)Windows Vista!!!!

Naina: Yudi agar batana allowed hota to mai ab tak bata chuki hoti samjhe!!!!

Yudi: God!!! Do something!!!

Rajveer: Windows 98 and 2000 ho nahi sakte, Windows XP mere laptop pe pichle ek saal se hai, to bacha a)Windows Vista that could be the latest!!!

Ritu: I'm impressed Captain!!!

Rajveer: (In his mind) It's so easy to impress dumbos you see!!

Ritu: Kuch kaha aapne?

Rajveer: Haan!!! Shahrukh.......freeze it!!!

Yudi: Bach gaye!!! Aise he Captain Rajveer mere idol nahi hain!!!

Pooja: Oye phitte muh........vo hum sabke idol hain!!!!

SRK: Absolutely right!!!!👏 You win Rs. 10,000!!

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SRK: Pehla padaav.........aur aapka paanchva sawaal!!! 20,000 rupyon ke liye, ye raha aapke screen pe "Who was the first women to climb Mt. Everest?"

Rajveer: Bachendri Pal

SRK: My god Captain!!! You don't even need the options????

Rajveer: No!! See it and freeze it!!!!

Naina: Rajveer Sir!!! You rock!!

Pooja: Right Naina!!! Shahrukh ne to kamaal he kar diya!!!

Huda: Isme kya hai??? Ye to mujhe bhi aata tha!!! To kya mai bhi rock phoolan???

Naina: Tum to he he rock!!! Jis se sar peet te reh jaao koi fark nahi padta hai use!!!! Huh!!!

SRK: Right answer!!!!! You win Rs. 20,000..........Ab aap log yahan se Rs. 20,000 to lekar jayenge he!!! So how does it feel Cadets??

Pooja: Fully recharged!!!

Ali: Bahut acha!!!

Aalekh: Bole toh rapchik!!!

Huda: Oye Jai Jawaan te Jai Kisaan!!! Sir, lage raho........

Naina: Good Luck Sir!!!

Yudi: You rock Sir!!! You're simply the best!!!

Abhi ke liye bas itna he!!!! I'll try and complete the journey till 2 Crores!!!! Thanks for patiently reading my ever so long write-ups!!!! Hope you liked it!!!! Thanks Priyanka (pinka_anshu) for the fabulous idea.........credit goes to her.

Comments ka intezaar rahega

Love 'n' Best Wishes

Khyati

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this is awesome!! take a proposition to KBC to actually do that.. TRPs will soar.. 😆

🤣🤣🤣 OMG...dats was tooooo gud!!🤣🤣🤣 sply wen ritu n raj are thinkin over in deir minds...haila!!!!!🤣🤣🤣
FABULOUS WORK KHYATU!!!!!! 👏
i LUVED it!!!!! 👏
u no, ab kitaab ke saath saath,tum KBC ka script bhi likho yaar 😉 ...mtelling u..ur jus 22 gud!!!! 👏

👏 ........my god u r so talented ..keep it up....waiting for some more

Originally posted by: devilangel

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this is awesome!! take a proposition to KBC to actually do that.. TRPs will soar.. 😆

Thanks a tonn Shreyasi!!! It's good to see a fab writer herself liking it😊

Originally posted by: coolgirl_13

🤣🤣🤣 OMG...dats was tooooo gud!!🤣🤣🤣 sply wen ritu n raj are thinkin over in deir minds...haila!!!!!🤣🤣
FABULOUS WORK KHYATU!!!!!! 👏
i LUVED it!!!!! 👏
u no, ab kitaab ke saath saath,tum KBC ka script bhi likho yaar 😉 ...mtelling u..ur jus 22 gud!!!! 👏

Arrey!!! SRK KBC chor ke bhaag jayega humne script likhi to Prerna!!!🤣

Originally posted by: nailaqureshi

awsum kyati...........😆.👏

Thanks Naila di😊

Originally posted by: yyyy

👏 ........my god u r so talented ..keep it up....waiting for some more

Thank You so very much!!!!! I'll try my best to keep entertaining you all😊

Originally posted by: CINDRELLA

Superb Sweety.
Actually U ROCK
& it was RAPCHIK!
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Thank you so much😊

khyatu yaar awesome.. me laughing ghir-ghirke... wah kya likha hai yaar tune LRL on KBC... every bit of it was raapchik.. i could not stop laughing... hahahaha... bohat hi mast... zabardast.... superb.. excellent... coollll.... dhassu.... jhakaas..... bindaas..... 🤣

Originally posted by: sun_423

khyatu yaar awesome.. me laughing ghir-ghirke... wah kya likha hai yaar tune LRL on KBC... every bit of it was raapchik.. i could not stop laughing... hahahaha... bohat hi mast... zabardast.... superb.. excellent... coollll.... dhassu.... jhakaas..... bindaas..... 🤣

Surya di sambhal ke, aapko lag jayegi girenge to!!!!! Love you!!! I'm glad you liked it😊

awesum Khyatu.. tum bahut accha likhti ho..
no wonder why u got d prize.. state level essay competition wala.. 👏

Originally posted by: krazy_khyati

Surya di sambhal ke, aapko lag jayegi girenge to!!!!! Love you!!! I'm glad you liked it😊

are khyatu yaar no problem woh ghirna aur chot lagna bhii worth it hoga... woh sab tere write-ups ke saamne kuch nahi... they are mindblowing..👏
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