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phheeww farrr out...just got saved today...
well right after work i decided to check out gori ..l knew from day one that this one gonna be a cow dunk..don't know mannn but just wanted to find out how big...
after all i thought i watched last wk ram leela fdfs..akhir gori koh bhi dekh aaoonn...
don't know the min i entered the theater i felt someone has tied me with ropes. @ first i thought the seats suddenly got seat belts.. but nahhh it was magic spell of kjo.
it screamed ...bhaagna matt...be seated till the end..
well i didn't mind being seated till about 40 mins, but just like bebo's my stomach was becoming upset and i had to go...like really go...
mannn somehow i flee myself from this ropes, something i learnt from watching bollywood movie...as i was running to the door, .i could hear the audience..cry..pls help us too...take us with you...maddad karo..beta..bhagwaan aapka bhala kare..
well i said..later...mannn...i have to go before any accident happens...i just ran as fast as i could...i was so embarrassed cos the ppl who were making their way to other cinema halls , all got scared...i didn't want to scare anyone, seriously mann...they thought the theater caught fire or someone had a bomb, ..thats why i am running like a maniac...
wow...
i reached the parking lot and by mistake i tried to get into someone else's car..ohh mannn the alarm went on , next thing the security were chasing me in parking lot...khulle aam...in daylight...
oh my god...this gotta be the worst experience ever in my life...thank god the the theater management know me like really really well...
finally some staff showed up and they were shouting as loud as possible to the security:
let her go..she means no harm...she is just a bollywood freak...this is just an impact of a bad movie...
thank god..thank god...then security took me to my car and even apologized and asked me if i am alright...
never again i am going to any hindi movies...i was so excited for bullet raja...forget it mannn...
well i am in no shape to write a proper review of that 40min of gtpm...maaf karna..
THE VERDICT: 0/5
Mr And Mrs Parshuram
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