KAA Love Surgery!!..First cry for help!!

Before my five year Leap I recall some of my Sister's requesting help with their love lives!….I can advise you the best I can with the following….

Serious Notes: Ash9 please do not read any more leave this post as your mommy will kill me!!!…..All sister's under 19years old please do not read any more AshK just turned 19 and can read further!!!……Now that I have got that of my chest!!!

First of all I want to go though KAT'S dictionary below:

Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. -- A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.

Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. -- You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat, and cleaned everything up, but he "made the dinner".

Childbirth (child*brth) n. -- You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say "focus...breathe....push...."

Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. -- A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&M's.

Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. -- The last two minutes of a football game.

Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. -- To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. My Favorite and it keep me looking good!!!!

Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n. -- Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See "Magician".

Lipstick (lip*stik) n. -- On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear...!

Park (park) v./n. -- Before children, a verb meaning "to go somewhere and neck." After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide.

Patience (pa*shens) n. -- The most important ingredient for dating, marriage, and children. See also "tranquilizers".

Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n. -- A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.

Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n. -- Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.

OHHHHH LOOK MY FIRST LETTER!!! GREAT SOMEONE POSTED!!!!!!

Dear Kat…..I am home alone stick with my 3 children and I feel that I am unable to spend any time with my Janu. When he wants to get intimate we get disturbed or I'm really am not in the mood!…I feel like I have not got the energy to get intimate…can you please help…..Anom 😭😭

Ah classic case of what happens when you have a 5 year leap!! ….Well Anom what I can advise is you take a brake from you family life and have a day off!

Go treat yourself. This will revive your batteries and help you get in that special MOOD! Remember you also need to feel love!!! …..Go somewhere romantic I suggest …mmm a lovely boat ride! Have a romantic dinner….Be bold and go in the water. There is nothing like foreplay before you get intimate…….Good luck and keep us posted!!!

A tip for you Anom stay away from conjoint bananas.... Play Safe and use protection...honey you don't want any more kids.......

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DR KAT😉

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Cat u and Iffat have really made my day with hilarious posts, thank u so much!

This is too funny

See Sana had a date with Iffat's bandar last night and I told her not to eat the bananas, Gauri ka haal ho jayega! 😆

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Really girl, what's in your stomach??? 😳 😳 😳 Just how do you digest your humour??? 😆 😆 😆 I have to say; Hats off to you Kat darling and your advice of keeping away from Conjoint bananas is always welcome!!! 😆 😆 😆

Cheers,
Zara 😛

Originally posted by: queenkumar

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Cat u and Iffat have really made my day with hilarious posts, thank u so much!

This is too funny

See Sana had a date with Iffat's bandar last night and I told her not to eat the bananas, Gauri ka haal ho jayega! 😆

Come again!!! who had a date with who???😭😭😭

Iffat's bandar is my hubby!!!😭😭😭 Ask Kat, she performed the rituals and she was the first one to congratulate me!!!😳😳😳

Is my husband cheating on me, or what???😡😡😡

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U guys are toooooo much

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kat u r so so funny yaar! 😆

Originally posted by: queenkumar

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Cat u and Iffat have really made my day with hilarious posts, thank u so much!

This is too funny

See Sana had a date with Iffat's bandar last night and I told her not to eat the bananas, Gauri ka haal ho jayega! 😆

We are here to make u smile......😆

Dr SkrewWalia advice's bandar may get honky....with conjoint bananas...please avoid!!!.....😆😆

Originally posted by: zara2801

Come again!!! who had a date with who???😭😭😭

Iffat's bandar is my hubby!!!😭😭😭 Ask Kat, she performed the rituals and she was the first one to congratulate me!!!😳😳😳

Is my husband cheating on me, or what???😡😡😡

What the two timing bandar?😡😡😡....i was there at the on line wedding...

Zara not to worry DR KAT is here.....

OK dear we don't know if the monkey is playing around and i would like to advise that you contact Gauri's decetive agency.....She has a good service to discover the truth...... Please don't get upset and trust your heart!!!....god i am good.....Secord person i have helped so far!!!

Originally posted by: sum2005

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kat u r so so funny yaar! 😆

I KNOW !!!!😆😆

Originally posted by: Catwoman

What the two timing bandar?😡😡😡....i was there at the on line wedding...

Zara not to worry DR KAT is here.....

OK dear we don't know if the monkey is playing around and i would like to advise that you contact Gauri's decetive agency.....She has a good service to discover the truth...... Please don't get upset and trust your heart!!!....god i am good.....Secord person i have helped so far!!!

thanks Kat for being there for me😭😭😭

I'll contact Gauri's detective agancy straightaway and give them a good piece of my mind!!!😡😡😡