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Posted: 12 years ago
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Schlockji says no mobile phone
Asthma ignores his gruff baritone

Schlock ji phone will get your mind blown
this is the best data plan known
For sexy talks and unlimited moans
Far from family, in a safety zone
Isn't it worth it, totally, to own?

Asthma I'm a man of passion, fully grown
My boys swim freely in my loins, without a drone
I can't have them microwaved to dry dust unknown
all because I had in my pants, a radiating phone?
I am better off with my boys, singing all alone

Shclockji now you can call me anywhere & anytime
to watch you do the Nanga snan with yellow ubtan slime
Watching you in your undies nanga is not a real crime
See how fast I got here on a quick dime

Asthma, dirty talk is truly my Achilles heel
I can do the dirty talk to really make you feel
Swati's phone was a Shavi basher, thats the real deal
Can we just consummate, hear my organ's appeal?

Forum bets we'll do the dirty very very soon
Polls, topics, 50 posts, OS, FFs SSs strewn
I know you are smart Schlockji, not an only-talk cartoon
So lets give them a real terrace show on the next full moon
With glitter drawings, floral murals and strategically placed festoon

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nebuna thumbnail
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Posted: 12 years ago
#2
🤣🤣

Brilliant double triple meaning poetry
Edited by nebuna - 12 years ago
Marybarton thumbnail
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Posted: 12 years ago
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OMG I don't even know what to say! 🤣

How long does it take you to write these?
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Posted: 12 years ago
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🤣 LOL
This is the greatest poem ever SJ you deserve to be honored
for those who have a guttery brain *cough* (I'm not talking about myself here) then the poem's meaning can turn into something else LOL 🤣
Edited by MalikaRose - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Today's epi seems to have really inspired you SJ. That was fast😆.
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Posted: 12 years ago
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okay now this is EPIC!!!! Lol 😆
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Posted: 12 years ago
#7
SJ...wah wah...phone mein SR...aur aap ki poetry 'sone pe suhana'...i've almost given up on this show but ur review is so addictive...cannot stay away from it...
Jayne thumbnail
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Organ only hears the word, 'blown'.
Rest all is on loan.

Jayne

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Posted: 12 years ago
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SJ, this is brilliant. Actually, you described the interaction between them quite well.😆👏🤣 And the last paragraph was just hilarious. Love your sense of humor.
Poor Shlok. I am now feeling for him that he has to carry that phone in his pants.


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Posted: 12 years ago
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Lol you have brilliant sense of humor.
Edited by 1aeiou - 11 years ago

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