Rishbala in Comedy Nights(fun post) PART1

As per rumors that our superstar couple DVD r going to visit Comedy Nights with Kapil..if it's true then we all knw that there is gonna b sheer madness at that mad house and v all r excited about it...
It would b fun to see Kapil and co with our DVD...

So I have made something on it...here it is Rishbala visiting the show...



PART 1-


Kapil greets RK and Madhu and they sit on the sofa...

Kapil:"RK aap ek superstar hai...bahut female fan following hai aapki...kai blockbuster movies main kaam kiya hai aur kai awards mile hai aapko...Madhubala aap ek superstar ki patni hai...ab aap apni home production ke film main debut karne jaa rahi hai...aur aap apne pati ke saath acting karke ...Kaisa lag raha hai aap dono ko... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...Comedy nights with Kapil main aakar" 😆...

Rishbala laugh 😆...

Kapil :"Ek ishq ek junoon...Kis tarah ki film hai yeh?"...

RK: "Humain hi nahin pata" 😆...

Kapil:"Aapki film hai aur aapko nahin pata"...

Madhu:"Pehle humse kaha gaya ki yeh ek woman oriented film hai...doosre din isse romantic film kaha gaya...teesre din isse suspense,thriller kaha gaya...phir agle din isse dharmik film kaha gaya aur badme isse political drama kaha gaya" 😆...

Kapil:"Accha woman oriented matlab woman...romantic toh woh jo aaplog ek doosre ke saath karthe ho...suspense,thriller matlab ek doosre ko chaaku marna...dharmik matlab Madhu devi aur RK baba ki prem pooja" 😆...

Kapil:"kaunse jungle se aadhimanav,Mowgli,Tarzan ko apni film ko direct karne bulaya?hum kya mar gaye the?usse dekhar aisa lagtha hai ki usne kai dino se nahaya nahi aur kabhi brush nahi kiya hoga...usse shampoo ya dantmanjan company ko challenge karne bejna chahiye...ki isske balon ko soft and silky without dandruff karke bataon aur isske daaton ko chamkakar bataon to hum maanjayenge" 😆...

Madhu:"woh kya haina wohi baki reh gaya tha direct karne ke liye"...

Kapil:"aur kya iss film ki story Mangesh,Munna,Patil likthe hain jo aaplogon ko story nahin patha...story patha nahin yeh film karke kya mila Babaji Ka Thullu" 😆...

Meantime Daadi enters shouting "Bittooo...Bitooo...Bitooo"

Kapil:"Daadi,kyun itna gala phaadkar chila rahi hain?dikh nahin raha main intvw le raha hoon...chal jaa yahan se aur mujhe intvw lene de"
Daadi on seeing RK is surprised and comes and sits besides him...

Daadi: "RKKK"...

Daadi:"itu sa tha itu sa tha ab itna bada ho gaya" 😆...
Rishbala r shocked...Madhu's gutter mind starts working...

Madhu murmurs into RK's ears:"RK yeh tumhara cheerharan karne main tuli hui hai" 😆...
RK is tensed...


Daadi continues:"itu saa tha yeh jab maine kai saal pehle usse dekha tha"...
Rishabala heave a sigh of relief...

Daadi:"RK kaisa parivaar hai tumhaara...bilkul hamari tarah ek se ek namoone bhare pade hain...bala koi chipkali ka naam Dipali aur koi bandhar ka naam Sikander raktha hai kya?aur Kukuji bhi aajkal Champakali desi daaru ke theke pe nahin dikthe?lagtha hai kisi aur ke yahan free ki daaru pite honge" 😆...

Daadi:"aur ab yeh kya tumhare paas daaru jyaadaa ho gayi hai jo tum har bhar bottle ko phodthe rehte ho woh bhi poori bari hui bottle...koi aisa kartha hai kya?mujhe bhula liya hota main usse khatam karti aur agar tum phodthe toh zameen par se chaat kar jaati"

Kapil:"Daadi control kar"...

Daadi:"Kya control karoon Bitoo,koi bala itni daaru waste kartha hai kya?"

RK:"Daadi apne umar ko toh dekhiye"...

Daadi:"Umar pe mat jaoo...Imarat kamzor ho gayi hai lekin buniyad abhi tak mazboot hai... tumhaare tharkey papa ko iss imarat ki kadar karthe thi...Studio main kabhi Meera,Peera Aadha, Padha,Jyaada ko le aate the par studio ke bahar har waqt mujhe ghoorthe rehthe the " 😆...

Kapil:"tujh jaise daadi ko toh studio ke bahar hi rakhna chahiye...purani imarat par kutte apni ek tang uthakar p*** karthe hai...chal hat Budhan daadi mujhe inka interview lene de" 😆 ...

Daadi leaves while saying :"accha jaati hoon jaati hoon...RK tum kahin mat jaana main abhi kuch jyaada dher main aaongi woh kya haina mere quarter ka time ho gaya hai"...


PART 2-

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/madhubala-ek-ishq-ek-junoon/3792771/rishbala-in-comedy-nights-fun-post-part2




Hope you all like it...if so then do comment...nahin toh itna bada post banakar mujhe kya mila "Babaji ka Thullu"...


PS:for all the readers this post is only about characters and not about any actor of MEIEJ...it's about Rishbala and not DVD... plz don't comment on any actor...

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Moving onto part 2 👍🏼

imagine if DVD really visit the show,there would be madness around...Daadi,Guthi,Palak and Bua will b flirting with VD and Kapil with DD 😆...

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