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For all those confused about the title...please read the following post:
For the rest...welcome back to the second part of our rendezvous with AAK's Luscious Locks...last time we had asked Mr.Locks that what was the reason behind his not being done away with...and he said just one thing ...."Winter is coming"
Me: So Mr.Locks, what do you exactly mean by that cryptic response of yours?
Mr.Locks: Winter is coming right? So will AAK not feel cold on his head...his skull does not house a brain anyways...so there is no insulation...bahut thand lagegi usko when I am not there...u media people ask such lame questions some times...huh
Me: *angrily* U let our lameness be...what kind of a lame answer is that...we were expecting something explosive...and u give us this🥱..long hair..no brain..what's the connection?
Mr.Locks: Have u seen this awesome show called Sarabhai vs Sarabhai on Indian telly?
Me: Who hasn't..it was brilliant👏...but what has your response got to do with that?
Mr.Locks: Everything!!! Once Monisha asked her hubby Dr.Sahil Sarabhai, the difference between man and woman, as far as brains are concerned...so Sahil replied 'Arre dimaag se mard aur aurat ekdum alag hote hain...mardon ke dimaag hote hain...aur aurton ke baal lambe hote hain...😆...get the drift😉
Me: 😲Are u raising a question on Asad's mardaangi?
Mr.Locks: Oh he is a man alright!!! But aaj tak koi mardon waala kaam kiya hai usne...abhi bhi baitha baitha mope kar raha hoga...all words and no action...do din se episode mein hi nahi tha😆
Me: But don't you think he has been butchered to make the heroine look good?
Mr.Locks: Heroine hai kaun is show ki? AAK ya Zoya?...all the molestation and hardships he undergoes..and Zoe plays Khaana Khazana with her hubby cum bro-in-law😆..that girl is awesome I tell u...both Khan brothers is no mean feat...👏
Me: So u think the brothers will clash over something as banal as a girl?
Mr.Locks: Oh why not!!! But with both of them having hair issues...AAK having too much on his head...and Ayaan having too less on his face😆..I'd say she better hook up with the elder stud of the Qureshi family...Farhan😎
Me: But isn't Farhan her bro-in-law?
Mr.Locks: Ayaan bhi toh bro-in-law hi tha...😉
Me: Oh yes of course...😆..anyways Mr.Locks..it's been a pleasure talking to u...jaane se pehle please share with us your secret of being so silky smooth...
Mr.Locks: I would've loved to say it's the new Park Avenue Beer Shampoo...but that's for man hair😆😉...but my secret is: *turns to audience*
'Surakshit kaale mere baal, Vasmol ne kiya kamaal'
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Mr And Mrs Parshuram
