Big Boss....PLEASE bring in Pandit Janardan as Wild Card Entry!

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Posted: 11 years ago

Pandit Janardan was a laugh riot! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Watch the hilarious chap here:😆

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Oh God! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why did BB team waste time with Viveik? And why are they considering reported WC entrants like Candy Brar or whatever is the name of that alleged girlfriend of Kushal? 😡

Pandit Janardan was star of tonight's show!👏👏

Consider his gems! What he told various housemates:

1. SANGRAM: Acche ghar mein janam hua, ...bahut dhanadhya ghar mein janm naheen hua...24-25 se keerti haasil ki...magar us hisaab se Laxmi ka vaas naheen hua...Aaj Hazaar-kal Bazaar type Laxmi...😆------------Kayi kanya aayi gayi---magar serious 2 affair nasht ho gaye tere-----------------------(Sangram protests sirf ek ji...main toh Gurukul ka padha likha hoon)...Pandit says NO...2 khandit ho gaye ye teesra hai...SPASHT BOL----ASAMBHAV!..... 🤣...Says he will get married to present one, but ye teesri hai! 🤣

2. ELLI: 18-19 se tera kaam karne ka yog chaalu hua...21-22 teri khyaati aa gayi...2014 ke baad acche paise aayenge aur tu second lead ke baad 1st lead ban jaayegi films mein (heroine)...shaadi late...32 mein...accha Businessman hoga..tere peechhe paagal rahega...tujhe pehli kanya hogi, doosra putra hoga...(Elli says sirf 2 bacche?)😊

3. ARMAAN: Tera janam bahut naami ghar mein hua...paise ki kami naheen bachpan se-----------Magar tu shuru se abhi tak successful naheen hua hai...Abhi acting mein bhi yog aaya wo bhi bhasam ho gaya tera...🤣------------------Hero banne mein yog tera aaya naheen abhi tak...Tere bhagya mein Direction ka yog hai-------acting ka yog naheen hai...😆-------------------------Saaf bolna hai mera, bura naheen maan-na 🤣🤣---(Armaan...naheen main bura naheen maanta...) 43 se lekar aur 48 tak lekar, tera bahut bada naam hoga...Production-Direction mein...

4. ANDY: Kya naam hai? (Andy says Anand Kumar)...34-48 accha time hai tera. Tera Vivaah bhi hoga....Teri Nar-Naarayan ki kundali hai. 🤣🤣..(Bi sexual...) ...phir bhi tera shaadi ka yog hai, aur teri santaan bhi hogi...sab chakit ho jaayenge ki is insaan ki santaan ho gayi... 🤣🤣...Sangyog accha hai!

5. KUSHAL TANDON: 28 saal? Saans kidhar hai? (Kushal is unable to decide so he makes him blow and find out which nostril of Kushal is exhaling)...Says TU BACHPAN SE ZIDDI, CHANCHAL--BHAYANKAR BAALYAVASTHA BUDDHI hai teri!------------Baalya buddhi hai teri. Apne aapko bhayankar hoshiyaar, chaalak, Chatur, Chanakya samajhta hai tu, MAGAR TERI MOORKH KUNDALI HAI! 🤣🤣🤣
🤣! ---------------22-23 se jo bhi kaarya mein lage ho, siddha bhagya naheen hua hai tera-----------Acting ka tera yog naheen hai...😆----------bura naheen maan-na, ok? 🤣🤣----------------Acting mein tera prakhyati ka yog naheen aayega...(At this point our Gau butts in in her Amrish Puri husky voice---AREY WOH SUPER STAR HAI-----------and that for me was even more comic then all Pandit Ji gems so far! 🤣)

6. PRATYUSHA: Kitne saal ki hai? 22? Hmm...ek tera abhi affair khatam hua hai, ek pehle thha...WO PEHLE WAALA BAALYA-VASTHA KA CHHAL THHA, BUDDHI BHRAST KARNE WAALA...🤣...32 mein teri shaadi hogi, woh bhi kala ke kshetra se hoga...

Please for God's sake, make Pandit Janardan the Wild Card entry and here you have, another Imam for you! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Edited by -Cruiser- - 11 years ago

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Posted: 11 years ago

Pandit Janardan ko, Big Boss mein lao, Big Boss mein lao!🤗

Faaltoo contestants ko, Baahar Bhagao--Bahar Bhagao! 😡

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Posted: 11 years ago

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I so agree!!👍🏼😆

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Posted: 11 years ago

An episode to watch gain and again. 🤣
Pandit ji was .

Only "Murkh kundli" was enough to watch this again and rest was an awesome bonus. 😆

Please BB bring this Man as a contestant.

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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: Prerna_
he bored me

I agree, everyone won't find him funny.

His accent tickled me when he tried those bhaari Hindi words! 😆

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Posted: 11 years ago

kushaal = murakh buddhi ...dat was damn funny 🤣

by d way pandit ji was in dus ka dum wid kangna , muje yaad hai bcs after dat epi i started loving kangna , girl has rocking personality

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Avze7H6rlvM[/YOUTUBE]

Edited by ANNMT. - 11 years ago