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Kaunn kehtaa hai ki tourism ki koi history nahiin hai? 😡...Look at your beloved Jalaal-Jodha. Jalaal toh poore Amer palace mein ittne shauk aur shaan se ghoom rahaa tha jaise aaj tak apne Mughal palace mein bhi nahiin ghooma hogaa... Right from the architecture and geography of the whole fort , he impressed the Jodha brothers so well that you would think that they will hand over a paper and quill and a pot of red ink to him and tell him to write history text for future generations jo 2013 mein NCERT ki books mein chhapti aur hum yaad karke history ke exames dette!
And Jodha? Aaaha, Ohho, Ehhe. 🤣... Apnaa kamraa toh aisse dekh rahee thee jaise life mein pehli baar dekh rahee ho😳., And the Daasi was busy describing the untouched interiors. Kyun yaar? Jodhaa ki ittni badee badee Billaur ki aankhein nahiin hai kya ki wo dekh nahiin saktee? Abb toh waise bhi they have increased in size due to extra-ghoorofying Jalaal with her "kataar" aankhein as he calls them.☺️🤣
And how about Jodha ke bhaiyya-types dikhne waale Maharana Pratap? Arrogance mein JJ will fail their preliminary test with him. He had only two agendas - 1. Bash, thrash and slash Bharmal with saas-bahu ke taane 2. Hunt down his true hate waala love Jalaal. But this Bharmal na yaar. He was busy in showing Amer palace to Pratap or else he should have taken a motorbike to take Pratap to his shayan-kaksh. Pratap ki emotion samajh hi nahiin aa rahee thi use! Pratap has come here for the matinee show of Jalaal , Amer palace ki padyaatra ka kya woh gaajar ka halwaa banaake baantegaa ? So dense! No wonder , Jodha aadhi paagal hai - runs in her genes , man.
And how can i forget Hyperwatee? Ittni shaan se Jodha ko 5.5 pages ki dialogue copy ka lecture maarke Jalaal ke baby ki Mommykins banne ke liyye abandon kar aayi thi. Toh Jodha baby naraaz nahiin hogee? ... OBVIOUSLY! Any baby will be upset with their parents if they abandon them. But this Jodha na. As soon as Hyperwati mentions " tumhaara sambandh Shahenshah se kaise todh dette " and " tum uss din samjhogi jab tum Saleem ki Mother India banogee" - baby Jodha embraces Hyperwati like fevicol ka mazboot jodh. Matlab, maajra hai kya Jodha Aunty. Yahee sunne ka wait kar rahee thi Mom ko chipakne ke liyye?
Not to forget Jodha's legen-WAIT FOR IT -dary ( how i love my Barney Stinson) - "Hum yaheen rahenge aapke paas" - mujhe lagaa ki kahiin Jalaal gash khaa ke gir na jaaye with a "main kahaan hoon" expression but bhaai saahab toh jhut se deodar tree ki tarah stand straight ho gayye ... and line sunee uss badtameez ki? He was peshofying the bistar to Jodha. No wonder Jodha is always playing " kucch toh gadbad hai, Daya" with Jalaal ki neeyat. And aunty , if you can no longer display anger properly , then, practice before you come in front of Jalaal. - he can read you better than a Jaipur ka Palmist. The smiles in his fake sleep , the stolen glances said it all - bechaare ko hallucination ho gayee hai that you have become " Cute Jodha" from " Inqlaabi Jodha"...Or is it the truth? Gussa convincing nahiin hai meri jaan, coz gussaa tumhe exactly aa nahiin rahaa hai.
Aur Aadham... tu ek kaam kar , yaheen bas jaa Amer mein aur kar le shaadiyaan. Aulad aadhi Rajput hogi toh kum se kum ussmein thodee akadh hogee taaki har jagah munnh na maarte phire.
Last scene - Ameri gang sees too many soaps , man - that is why all those Savita Viraani and Tulsi Viraani anxieties and reactions. Jalaal and Pratap hate each-other but history knows them as men of honour - nafrat hi sahee , lekin unnki nafrat ki bhi ek class hai . So, chill. If EK has read... sorry, her creative panel has read history right and want no more cases from Rajputs and Muslims, they will be civil with intelligent sarcasm... faaltu mein blood pressure upar neeche kar rahhe ho... aur uss zamaane mein toh blood pressure ki dawaai bhi nahiin hoti thi... aur ittni jaldi jaiphal kahaan se milegaa?
Precap - Jaaal abhi tak jungle mein hi atkaa hai , Jodha beghum. Tumhaare dimaag mein agar hamesha gusse ka adipose tissue rahegaa, toh akal ka bulb kaise jalegaa? And why that zonked expression? Don't envy your hubby's skin, Chudail Beghum. 🤣
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