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This random piece is dedicated to all my fellow NBTians. The new members might not understand what I'm on about, but hopefully the old members will remember all those ROFL moments and get it ;)
On the sets of the movie MOHAN ki MAHABHARAT ke SHOLAY
DIRECTOR (RD) - Shot ready hai. Mohan ko bulao.
CLAP BOY (Monusumi) - Sar, woh toh idharicch nahin hai 😕
DIRECTOR - Toh kidharicch hai?
CLAP BOY - Fb ke foto se maloom padhta hai woh Goa mein gadde murde ukaad raha hai.
DIRECTOR - Sambha, jao aur Mohan ko doondh ke lao. Tab tak... Eklavya ka shot taiyaar hai?
LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION
DRONA (NNtiha) - Yey angootha mujhe de de Eklavya. Yey angootha mujhe de de...
EKLAVYA (Ishani) - Angootha chahiye? No probs Guruji. Abhi fb mein login karke like tab daba deta hoon.
DIRECTOR - CUT CUT CUT. Beda gark ho iss naashpeete Eklavya ka. Agle scene ka set taiyaar karo.
(Sholay ka darawana sai-sai waala music starts playing in the background. Sound of Gabbar Singh's boots on the rocks. Thaka-thak thaka-thak. Then the sound of a whip cracking and Gabbar Singh's roar of laughter).
GABBAR SINGH (Jay_tapori) - Arre o Sambha ... kitney TIL the?
SAMBHA (harshad_dbest) - Sardar, do sau chappan.
GABBAR SINGH - Ab baal gin.
SAMBHA - B...b...baal? Usko ginne mein toh barah saal lag jayenge huzoor.
GABBAR SINGH - Hamein koi jaldi nahin hai. Waise bhi ssn3 barah saal se pehle nahin aane waala.
DHRITRASHTRA (Sabsfathima) - Pan yey Mahabharata mein Sholay kaise aa gaya?
DIRECTOR (glaring at Sabu) - Kyun? Agar journalist Mohan Bhatnagar do saal mein mafia don ban sakta hai; nbt ke aakhiri maheene mein revamp ho sakta hai - toh Mahabharata mein Sholay kyun nahin aa sakta?
CLAP BOY (clapping his hands) - barobar bola 😃
DIRECTOR - Mohan, Drapaudi ka cheerharan karo.
MOHAN - Arre yaar, Mohan toh Drapaudi ko cheerharan se bachaata hai.
DIRECTOR - Lo, kar lo baat. (Paan ka peek thookte huye) O Krishna ke paryayvachi, IF pe gaye ho kabhi?
MOHAN - Haan na.
DIRECTOR - IF pe kaunse threads Drapaudi ki saree ki tarah khichte chale jaate hein?
MOHAN - Mohan ke?
DIRECTOR - Eggxactly. Toh phir cheerharan bhi toh wahi karega?
MOHAN - Sunn na... (pouting) Mujhe nahin karna. Akhir meri reputation ka sawaal hai. (Putting on his aviators, he stares out of the window, a faraway look in his eyes)... Yahaan se pachaas-pachaas door gaon mein jab bachha raat ko rota hai toh ma kehti hai - bete soh ja, soh ja nahin toh Mohan aake 1...2...3... sleep bolke do second mein sula dega...
DHRITRASHTRA - But what is cheerharan?
SHAKTI KAPOORNI (Rajbijz) - Mujhe karna hai cheerharan.
KADER KHAN (Goodbye) - Chal, chal. Vagera ki spelling toh aati nahin theek se, aai cheerharan karne.
DHRITRASHTRA - Koi mujhe batayega, yey cheerharan kya hai?
DRAPAUDI (Sah1) - Mujhe kya karna hai sardar?
DIRECTOR - O Chamiya, tu bass apni saree sambhaal aur Mohan ko samose khila.
MOHAN - Samose nahin, bhindi.
DRAPAUDI - Sahi kaha Bhaiya. Samose khaoge toh cholestrol badega. Aap toh bass mere haath ki bani bhindi aur rajma chaawal khao.
NARAD MUNI (SayanoraVViegas) -
Ramchandra keh gaye siya se
On the sets of the movie MOHAN ki MAHABHARAT ke SHOLAY
DIRECTOR (RD) - Shot ready hai. Mohan ko bulao.
CLAP BOY (Monusumi) - Sar, woh toh idharicch nahin hai 😕
DIRECTOR - Toh kidharicch hai?
CLAP BOY - Fb ke foto se maloom padhta hai woh Goa mein gadde murde ukaad raha hai.
DIRECTOR - Sambha, jao aur Mohan ko doondh ke lao. Tab tak... Eklavya ka shot taiyaar hai?
LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION
DRONA (NNtiha) - Yey angootha mujhe de de Eklavya. Yey angootha mujhe de de...
EKLAVYA (Ishani) - Angootha chahiye? No probs Guruji. Abhi fb mein login karke like tab daba deta hoon.
DIRECTOR - CUT CUT CUT. Beda gark ho iss naashpeete Eklavya ka. Agle scene ka set taiyaar karo.
(Sholay ka darawana sai-sai waala music starts playing in the background. Sound of Gabbar Singh's boots on the rocks. Thaka-thak thaka-thak. Then the sound of a whip cracking and Gabbar Singh's roar of laughter).
GABBAR SINGH (Jay_tapori) - Arre o Sambha ... kitney TIL the?
SAMBHA (harshad_dbest) - Sardar, do sau chappan.
GABBAR SINGH - Ab baal gin.
SAMBHA - B...b...baal? Usko ginne mein toh barah saal lag jayenge huzoor.
GABBAR SINGH - Hamein koi jaldi nahin hai. Waise bhi ssn3 barah saal se pehle nahin aane waala.
DHRITRASHTRA (Sabsfathima) - Pan yey Mahabharata mein Sholay kaise aa gaya?
DIRECTOR (glaring at Sabu) - Kyun? Agar journalist Mohan Bhatnagar do saal mein mafia don ban sakta hai; nbt ke aakhiri maheene mein revamp ho sakta hai - toh Mahabharata mein Sholay kyun nahin aa sakta?
CLAP BOY (clapping his hands) - barobar bola 😃
DIRECTOR - Mohan, Drapaudi ka cheerharan karo.
MOHAN - Arre yaar, Mohan toh Drapaudi ko cheerharan se bachaata hai.
DIRECTOR - Lo, kar lo baat. (Paan ka peek thookte huye) O Krishna ke paryayvachi, IF pe gaye ho kabhi?
MOHAN - Haan na.
DIRECTOR - IF pe kaunse threads Drapaudi ki saree ki tarah khichte chale jaate hein?
MOHAN - Mohan ke?
DIRECTOR - Eggxactly. Toh phir cheerharan bhi toh wahi karega?
MOHAN - Sunn na... (pouting) Mujhe nahin karna. Akhir meri reputation ka sawaal hai. (Putting on his aviators, he stares out of the window, a faraway look in his eyes)... Yahaan se pachaas-pachaas door gaon mein jab bachha raat ko rota hai toh ma kehti hai - bete soh ja, soh ja nahin toh Mohan aake 1...2...3... sleep bolke do second mein sula dega...
DHRITRASHTRA - But what is cheerharan?
SHAKTI KAPOORNI (Rajbijz) - Mujhe karna hai cheerharan.
KADER KHAN (Goodbye) - Chal, chal. Vagera ki spelling toh aati nahin theek se, aai cheerharan karne.
DHRITRASHTRA - Koi mujhe batayega, yey cheerharan kya hai?
DRAPAUDI (Sah1) - Mujhe kya karna hai sardar?
DIRECTOR - O Chamiya, tu bass apni saree sambhaal aur Mohan ko samose khila.
MOHAN - Samose nahin, bhindi.
DRAPAUDI - Sahi kaha Bhaiya. Samose khaoge toh cholestrol badega. Aap toh bass mere haath ki bani bhindi aur rajma chaawal khao.
NARAD MUNI (SayanoraVViegas) -
Ramchandra keh gaye siya se
Aisa kalyug aayega
Sanskaar ka ssn2 aayega
Aur NBT choo mantar ho jayega...
NARAYAN NARAYAN!!!
EAREYE - Guys, ITA ka latest tweet - Actor KUNAL KARAN KAPOOR has been nominated as the best actor... popular...
(Everybody on the sets of Mohan ki Mahabharata... shout Yaaayyy. Just then it starts raining. They run outside and start singing and dancing and rejoicing in the rain. Tere ishq mein... starts playing in the background).
DIRECTOR - (facepalm) PACK UP.
This is a fun post. No offense meant to anyone. Am sorry I could not include all the members. It would have become too long.
Keep ROFL friends. Mast rehne ka - as Bhao would say 😉 ❤️
EAREYE - Guys, ITA ka latest tweet - Actor KUNAL KARAN KAPOOR has been nominated as the best actor... popular...
(Everybody on the sets of Mohan ki Mahabharata... shout Yaaayyy. Just then it starts raining. They run outside and start singing and dancing and rejoicing in the rain. Tere ishq mein... starts playing in the background).
DIRECTOR - (facepalm) PACK UP.
This is a fun post. No offense meant to anyone. Am sorry I could not include all the members. It would have become too long.
Keep ROFL friends. Mast rehne ka - as Bhao would say 😉 ❤️
wohooo!!! a post from Hansa Tapori.
this takes me into flashbacks of your virtual KKK's ITA party..it was so much fun...
Cant stop laughing...
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Kumkum Bhagya
