Jumani Reveals Reason for Rajat's tears & weight - Fun Post

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Finally figured out why Rajat cries so much and also why he's so fat - Rajat need to change his surname.

Well known Numerologist and Name Change Expert
Sanjay Jumani says:

Ek toh unka naam jab pukarte hain toh sound aata hai Rajat Ra WHALE - Rajat ko chahiye ki woh apne naam ko thoda sa change kar lein. Kya change karna chahiya main abhi batata hoon.

Ab jaise Rajat apna naam spell karte hain - zara gaur kariye - RA - WAIL - ab jab unke naam mein hi unhone WAIL shabd daal diya hai toh aadmi royega kaise nahi.

Unka naam dekh ke ye to saaf ho jaata hai ki unke motaape aur rone ki wajah hai unka naam. Rajat ko chahiye ki woh apne naam ko badal lein - jaise RAWELL.

Ab unke naam mein Well aane se kya hoga ki ek to unki health sudhar jayegi, aur doosre woh rona band kar denge aur sabse achhi baat ye hogi ki WELL aane se woh khana kam khayenge jis se unka pet ek Well ki tarah khali rahega aur unka wajan bhii kam ho jayega.

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Important Disclaimer:

Please note none of this is true. Sanjay Jumani has NOT said anything like this. I do NOT believe in Numerology or the like and this is only a spoof on how Jumani would treat similar cases. Rajat suffers from Morbid Obesity - which is the real reason for his depression and uncontrollable weight. He needs Psychiatric and Physicians to address his problems and a name change will NEVER address these issues. TM does NOT approve of mocking people for their physical disabilities, despite what the contents of this post might suggest.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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So funny...Ha haha... Ra- Wail🤣🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago
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I thought his last name was RO-WELL , looking at his rona-dhona
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: --GODFATHER--

I thought his last name was RO-WELL , looking at his rona-dhona

bro y dont you write something for us? Ya with your autograph obviously 😆
BTW nice topic 😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Breaking News - Rajat who'd been considering getting himself treated by a good psychiatrist has decided to shelve the appointment for some time. You see he has been approached by none other than Ekta Kapoor to train all the new actresses in her serials in the fine art of crying at the drop of a hat. Well placed, insider sources say that some senior artistes have also been ordered to attend the RO-WELL classes.

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