Jodha-Jalaal: Hum phir se zakhmi ho gaye.

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MoronsKiMallika

@MoronsKiMallika

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Posted: 12 years ago

Bechaara Jalaal! Sochta hogaa ki kis manhoos ghadee mein Jodha ko ' DO DINN' waali dhamkee di thi?😭... Today Jodha gave him so many taanas-taunts-masaaldedaar-needles on this - Do Dinn ka essay that Jalaal will never ever give a two day ultimatum or duration to anyone again in his whole life.

Bechaari Jodha! Sochti hogi ki kitne saas waale taane maare , kitne aansu bahaaye, kitnaa cheekhe chillaaye , ki ye nikamma Jalaal samajh jaaye that she doesn't wanna go to Amer. Today. Jodha made it so evident with her fiery shikaayat-filled tez-taraar nakhre about his arrangements to send her to Amer. But UFFF! Jalaal ko flirt karne ki padee thi , mohabbat aur nafrat ke kalme padhne mein busy tha ... but how could he not see that his Jodhu doesn't want to go to Amer. Nikamma Jalaal. Ittna badaa Harem hai but he has zero sense of a naari's naaz and nakhra. 😭

Bechaara Jalaal Part 2. Jodha aankhon se fire brigade ka alarm bajaati hai , haathon se ointment lagaati hai, aur phir 'ghaayal insaan' bolke attitude ke saath rukhsat ho jaati hai. ... Jalaal was so confused by her hot and cold behaviour that itnaa confusing toh Nuclear Physics ka question paper bhi nahiin hotaa...His eyes screamed " Jodha Beghum! Aakhir aap chaahti kya hain?"

Bechaari Jodha Part 2. Jalaal ek haath se seene par talwaar rakhta hai aur mohabbat-nafrat ka divider banaake apna hi doosra haath zakhmee kar letaa hai. Jodha hope ki batti jalaa ke rakhti hai ki Jalaal use gusse se hi, magar rok le , but Jalaal apnaa hi khoon bahaakar uskaa exam letaa hai.😕...Ek minute mein dawaa maangta hai, aur doosre pal mein Meena Bazaar mein attendance denne ke kaatilaana order detaa hai...

Haaye...Aur inkke voiceovers audience ko sunaayi dette hain.😆

Jalaal: Ittni hi parwaah hai hamaari aur iss Nikaah ki, toh ek baar munnh ka shutter khol ke keh do. Daily soap ki heroine ki tarah "keh doon tumhe ya chup rahoon" khelti rahee, toh Saleem kaise entry maarega? ☺️

Jodha: Sheikhchilli Shahenshah. Aur teri kitni beizzati karoon aur kitni baar marham rakhoon ki tu samajh jaaye ki abb har roz tujhe 10 gaaliyan diye binaa, tujhe ghoore bina, mera guzaara kahaan hone waala hai? 😳

PHEWWW!😆

Zakhmee toh tum zarror hue hoge Jalaal, lekin Naasur toh ab Jodha ke seene mein pal rahaa hai. 😉

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ladyhobbes

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Posted: 12 years ago

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First to comment! Yay 😊

Beautiful analysis as always 😊
Sheikhchilli Shahenshah - 😆 this was epic 😆 Loved your whole JJ internal monologue 😆

Today, Jalaal's head was spinning. One minute his begum spits fire at him and the next minute she is tending to his wound. But impulsive Jalaal couldn't let it go - he had to go and cut his other hand to taunt her 😆 The poor guy is at his wits' end when it comes to trying to figure Jodha out but even then he will have to taunt and tease her. tsk tsk.
I'm beginning to think Jalaal will not understand that Jodha does not want to leave even if she were to write it on a banner, hold it and belly dance in front of him!!! Silly man!
Coming to Jodha, bechari is extremely confused. She does not want to leave but she is still trying to convince herself that she hates her husband. It does not help that the husband keeps changing his mind at his will and playing and flirting with her. It annoys her that he doesn't take her anger seriously and goes so far as to flirt with her when she is angry but she is also secretly amused. So with all these conflicting emotions, what does she do? She vents out at him.
When are these kids going to stop playing these games😆

PS - Tomorrow, Ruku's cockiness and arrogance is going to be taken down a notch. The Shahenshah who used to come only to her stall is at the moment busy playing games with his new begum. What is she going to do when Jalaal goes to Jodha's stall this time and buys something from her?

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meghanajain

@meghanajain

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Posted: 12 years ago

Too funny when you write it, but I am getting bored of Jodha's childish tantrums.

Jalal needs to scream at Jodha really hard and bring her down to earth, she is insulting him left and right...

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Pooja Menon

@pooja-menon

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Posted: 12 years ago

I tell you.. this AkDha and their tu tu mein mein 🤪😆

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pallavi003

@pallavi003

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Posted: 12 years ago

you are so right.. They are big idiots , with huge ego. who can help them better but each other to sort out their problems. Par y dono hai ki taana mar rahe hai, atti dekha rahe hai, malhaam laga ta hai ek, aur dusra jaan bujhkar ghao deta hai khudko taaki uska test le sake.. I was so happy seeing that treatment part,then Jalal's punch line "mohabbat ke malhaam mafraat ke jakham par"..

But fir ruqu-jalal scene, he was not a bit in mood to celebrate or feel any happiness about the upcoming meena bazaar, not even ruqaiya's news to surprise him in the bazaar could lit up his face, he was so disheartened with Jodha's departure that his apparent smile also couldn't hid his sadness.😭..He just seeks for a tiny opportunity to meet , to talk Jodha, never loose any option, not both of them.

tabhi to Jodha bhagi thi Jalal k pass sikayat le kar jabki ye baat kahene ke liye wo wait bhi kar sakti thi mahal me.. Pata nahi ye Fused bulb Jalal kab samjhe, Jodha suicide attempt karne ke baad ?? 😕

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MoronsKiMallika

@MoronsKiMallika

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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: meghanajain
Too funny when you write it, but I am getting bored of Jodha's childish tantrums.
Bechaara Jalaal Part 2. Jodha aankhon se fire brigade ka alarm bajaati hai , haathon se ointment lagaati hai, aur phir 'ghaayal insaan' bolke attitude ke saath rukhsat ho jaati hai. ... Jalaal was so confused by her hot and cold behaviour that itnaa confusing toh Nuclear Physics ka question paper bhi nahiin hotaa...His eyes screamed " Jodha Beghum! Aakhir aap chaahti kya hain?"
Jalal needs to scream at Jodha really hard and bring her down to earth, she is insulting him left and right...

Thank you, Meghana. I know Jodha is being childish but these tantrums are because she doesn't want to face the truth that she doesn't want to leave Jalaal and Agra. And when you cannot comprehend what you feel, you are a royal mess. Jalaal can also see how cranky she is getting and that is another reason he keeps testing her... Its like, if you wanna stay with me - SAY IT or else go back to Amer. 😆

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Tohru Sohma

@Tohru

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Posted: 12 years ago

nice post 😆
jalal will never say jodha to go Ameer now & jodha will not jap Ameer mala infront of jalal now 😆

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MoronsKiMallika

@MoronsKiMallika

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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: ...Poojie...
I tell you.. this AkDha and their tu tu mein mein 🤪😆

Thank you. Lol... i love frustrated lovers and Jodha is going mad, and driving Jalaal mad.🤣

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Alakh

@Autumn_Rose

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Posted: 12 years ago

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Oh vicky you're so fine, you're so fine

you blow my mind hey vicky!!

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meghanajain

@meghanajain

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Posted: 12 years ago

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Originally posted by: MoronsKiMallika

Thank you, Meghana. I know Jodha is being childish but these tantrums are because she doesn't want to face the truth that she doesn't want to leave Jalaal and Agra. And when you cannot comprehend what you feel, you are a royal mess. Jalaal can also see how cranky she is getting and that is another reason he keeps testing her... Its like, if you wanna stay with me - SAY IT or else go back to Amer. 😆

Yep, she wants to stay and he wants her to stay. But, I would have expected Jodha the queen to be little more dignified in her approach. I guess when you lost it, royal status does not matter. Infact the fall is royal too like her plunge to the river for suicide!