Angad and Josh: Hi everyone!!!!
Josh: munch! slurp! smack! i'm going to the fridge to grab a bite... cya later!!
Kripa and dadi: hello angad! tum kab aaye?
Angad: bas abhi ... hmmmm... what's that weird smell? smells like rotten eggs and burning rubber!
Kripa: what smell?
Prithvi: uff-o kripa... can't you smell it... it reminds me of the time you tried to make chicken biryani... and almost blew up the stove...!
Kripa: theek hai, theek hai prithvi... you don't have to do that... my biryani came out pretty ok... you can ask dadi! dadi... pls idhar aaiye!
Dadi: kya hai kripa? kya hua... did angad replace your hair dye with cowdung again?
Kripa: arrey nahin dadi... he's pretty sober these days... the only thing he's done this week is put a little bug on my head... but that's ok... anyway dadi... aap prithvi ko samjhaiye that i'm not such a bad cook after all! jo pichle hafte maine biryani banai thi... woh achi hi thi na?
Dadi: haan haan kripa... bahut achi thi tumhaari biryani...
Angad: but kripa... tumhaari biryani khane se pehle dadi ke baal to kaale the...
Kripa (goes red): oh shut up angad...
Prithvi: anyway.. use chodo... par tumne biryani mein chicken ke badle mutton dal diya tha!
Kripa: so go ahead! hang me for a technicality! what's in a name???
Angad: ab wo sab chodo... tell me what's that smell???
Dadi: haan koi badboo toh hai ghar mein... kya hai ye pata nahi!
Kripa: wait a sec! i remember now!
Prithvi: what?
Kripa: i put the leftover biryani in a bowl and the old cowdung in another bowl and left them on the table... and today morning dadi told teddy to take all the ingredients kept on the table and make breakfast!
Angad (rubbing his hands in glee): OH MY GOD!
Prithvi (spitting out his juice): OH MY GOD! i need to puke!!! urrrgghhhh!
(he goes to the loo and ...)
Prithvi: JOSH GET OUT!!!! IT'S AN EMERGENCY!
(and then...)
Kripa: ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.... what's that?????
Josh: i don't know kripa... i thought i'd sneak into the fridge for a snack... and suddenly...
Everyone together: uh-oh... so that's the smell!