Ways to annoy the HP characters! - Page 2

Great job! But I'm wondering if anyone would get to #2 of whatever is on their "ways to annoy Voldemort" list. 😆 Avada Kedavra!!! 🤢 Here's a few more from me...

Voldemort
-call him Mr. Riddle (yes, Mr. Riddle; please, Mr. Riddle; thank you, Mr. Riddle...)
-tell him Dumbledore is more powerful than him, plus he's got hair and a nose.
-send him a singing Valentine...tell him it's from Wormtail.
-ask him where he wants to be buried after he's dead

Hagrid
-tell him Norbert and Aragog were dangerous
-keep asking him questions until he lets out a secret
-wonder out loud your suspicions about his umbrella

Hermione
-imply that divination was a hard subject for her
-offer to give her your house-elf

Lockhart
-tell him he's got something between his teeth
-ask him for an autograph, then say "never mind" and quickly walk away
-pretend to almost recognize him

Agree with these ->

Hermione Granger

1. Tell her the library burned down
4.Rip up books in front of her

Harry Potter

1.Tell him he's related to Voldemort
2.Have Ginny dump him for Draco
5.Have Umbridge adopt him
6.Tell him Snape had an affair with Lily and Harry's really Snape's son instead of James's

Hagrid

3.Put him in a room with Professor Umbridge for an hour. (Note: This may drive him to insanity.)
4.Make sure only Slytherins are in his Care of Magical Creatures class next year.

Ron Weasley

3.Constantly yell that there are spiders in his hair
4.Tell him that 'Dean told Neville who told Parvati who told Lavender who told Seamus who told Angelina who told Fred who told George who told Alicia who told Oliver to tell Ginny to tell Micheal to tell Cho to tell Marietta to tell him to tell Harry that Rita Skeeters looking for him for his next photo shoot'...how annoying would that be??
5.Call him Won-won!

Draco Malfoy

4.Tell him Lucius and Narcissa aren't really his parents, and he's really a muggle-born!

Severus Snape

1.Sign him up to a Harry Potter fanclub. Make sure the fanclub sends T-shirts/mugs/etc with Harry's face on them at least once a month
5.Have Harry, Ron, and Hermione follow him around everywhere. And I mean EVERYWHERE.
6.Constantly compare him to the Marauders. Make sure they're always much better in comparison to him.

Voldemort

2.Remind him constantly of all the times he's lost to Harry Potter

Umbridge

2.Paint her room black when she's not looking
3.Take down all her pictures of cute kittens and put up pictures of rats and lots of things with blood and gore
4.Have everyone tell her how great Harry Potter is
6.Tell her she should have made Fred and George prefects

Bellatrix Lestrange

2.Tell her Snape's ideas are much better than hers
7. Deny she's loyal to Voldemort

i m ROFLing technically.. 🤣