DK and Disha - Types of Marketing!

chillyflakes thumbnail
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Posted: 20 years ago
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Nothing new to post, so I gave a TD twist to an old joke!
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DK sees Disha at a party.
DK goes up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing.

DK is at a party with Vedant and sees Disha. Vedant goes up to her and pointing at DK says, "He's very rich. Marry him." That's Advertising.

DK sees Disha at a party.
DK goes up to her and gets her telephone number.
The next day DK calls and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.

DK's at a party and sees Disha.
He gets up and straighten his tie, he walks up to Disha and pour her a drink. DK opens the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it,
and offer her A ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.

DK's at a party and see Disha.
Disha walks up to DK and says, "You are very rich..I want to marry you"
That's Brand Recognition.

Inder sees Disha at a party.
Inder goes up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
Disha gives him a nice hard slap on his face.
That's Customer Feedback !!!!!

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twinecool thumbnail
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Posted: 20 years ago
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hey chilly what ya r u doing MBA
👏
Big J thumbnail
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Posted: 20 years ago
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😆 dat waz pr0pa j0kes, specially da Inder bit - h0w much m0re suffering iz written in his fate 😆

BIG J
soni28 thumbnail
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Posted: 20 years ago
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😊 was reminded of my university days and yeah we had marketing in mba
samy74 thumbnail
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Posted: 20 years ago
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Hey

Well said brilliant post 👏 👏 😆 Yes are doing MA in Marketing..it has reminded of my uni days.. 😉 😛

Samy
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Posted: 20 years ago
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😆 No way Twine, me and MBA??? Itna bheja nahin hai mere paas!

Lot of you seem to be MBA's in marketing! Its pretty popular as a subject with most of my friends also, who gave up pure academics to pursue MBA....well, they were correct, most of them are employed in plush jobs, with a Car, House and lots many perks, and look at me, I pick up a Jhola every morning and spend my days in musty libraries researching on people who have been dead for a century

Poor Inder, he is truly the Bhatakti Atma....use yaad kiye bina, TD forum mein spice hi nahin aata!

Cheers,

Chilly

Cheers,

Chilly
samy74 thumbnail
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Posted: 20 years ago
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Hey

See inder ki rooh is hauting us aswell as his bhakti atma is shadowing over Disha... 😆 Inder adds much needed laughter to the forum 😆 😆 😆 ...Well I am sure u have all the brains chilly for posting such innovative posts... 😃

Samy
Asian Princess thumbnail
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Posted: 20 years ago
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lolll....................chilly nice one 😆 😆

love the customer feedback one............ i think i'll practice that one especially around certain pepole loll 😆 😆 ............yupp inder markeh bhi harma pecha nahin chorta.......loll 😆 .....its about indy rests in peace and also lets us rest in peace 😆

Love Asian Princess
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Posted: 20 years ago
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😆

Chilly tumne toh haske pagal kar diya hai i luved the Inder 1!!

Hard Slap!!

LOL!!

Luv Mad!!
jingle thumbnail
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Posted: 20 years ago
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oh! chilly don't worry as u know in india every second colege in the city gives MBA drgree , u can also have one for u satisfaction even though it might not be from any premier institutes.
well written 👏

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