JA: Tiger Attacks Guide

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Here is a tiger attack guide for Jalal : 😆

Tigers are one of the few species that still regularly predate on humans. Most of us do not live in an area that is likely to make us a tiger snack, but of you are here are a few tips. Bengal tigers of the Sundarbans region alone kill over fifty people a year. Tiger also earn the enmity of some people by killing livestock..

Step 1) Avoid the Tiger

Even tigers that hunt humans don't come into town to do it. So as long as you stay in town you are quite safe. It is also a bad idea to approach an animal a tiger as killed as it will likely remain in that area.

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Step 2) Confuse the Tiger

Apparently tigers like to stalk people and attack them from behind. This is why, if you are walking in tiger country you don't want to be alone, or be the person at the very back of the group.

But if you cannot find some slower moving friend to trail along behind you, the Indian Government has another suggestion--wear a mask on theback of your head. This means the tiger cannot attack you from behind and will, presumably, move on to an easier and less befuddling target. Since these masks were issued in 1986, for a while no one wearing a mask was been attacked by a tiger. However in some areas the tigers seem to have seen through this little ruse, so it plans to have a back up plan.

Step 3) Stay Upright and Alert

Tigers are more likely to attack a person who is crouched over such as a hunter or someone harvesting a crop. If you stay upright they will often not make the attempt. Also, tigers leap from ambush, so if you stay alert, see them, and look right at them, it will often stop the attack. Whatever you do, don't turn your back! Don't assume you are safe because you are in a vehicle. Tigers have been known to attack people on boats and even mounted on elephants.

Step 4) Use a Weapon

Once a tiger commits to an attack it is very difficult to repel. There is no point trying to strangle a tiger as the a designed for diving underwater and can quite a while without a good breath. Your best bet is to use any implement you have to hand to beat or stab the tiger until it gets the idea you are going to be far too much trouble. In extremis surprising weapons have proved successful against a tiger, for example: a soup ladle. Although it may have helped that the man being attacked was helped in this case by his wife. Tigers prefer to attack people who are alone and can be easily put off by timely and persitent assistance.

Step 5) If You Can't be Safe...

If, perchance, you do get killed by a tiger don't be poaching in a nature reserve at the time. because then you family will not be compensated for the loss.

Photo credit: archer10 (Dennis) / Foter.com / CC BY-SA

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Ok u had coffee with a tiger and now u have a guide about tigers.
Riya it seems you have hot tiger fever.😆
I guess the tiger is the new hero.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: ameilia

Ok u had coffee with a tiger and now u have a guide about tigers.

Riya it seems you have hot tiger fever.😆
I guess the tiger is the new hero.

🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago
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i thnk u wanna help Jalal 😆 bt wht abt tiger? Usko bhi guide kro 🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Riyya, you are priceless!! Where on earth did you find this gem? The last para is the very best!!

I would add this for Jalal: If your akdu, baddimaag begum is around, make sure the tiger goes after her first. Wait till the very last moment, to make sure that the wretched girl is really scared to death, and cannot say, after you have rescued her at great risk to life and limb,Yeh kaunsi badi baat hai, Shahenshah? Hamare Amer mein to bachche bhi bagh ko dande se bhaga dete hain, toh aapko use parajit karne me itna vilamb aur itni kathinayi kyon huyi?

Push her behind you and advance a good way from her and towards the tiger, which will be stunned at the vision of a man actually coming towards him. More important, your begum cannot hear what is going on between the two of you!😉

Look the tiger in the eye, and tell him: Mere bhai, aap bhi bahadur aur hum bhi, isliye aapko ek achchi salah deta hoon. Is aurat ko mat khayiye. Ye abhi bahar se hi mujhe roz jhagda kar karke pagal bana rahi hai, to sochiye aapka andar se kya haal karegi?

The tiger will turn tail and run for its life. You can then pick up your fainting begum and return to your camp in triumph!

Howzzat?

Shyamala Aunty

Originally posted by: riyya6

Here is a tiger attack guide for Jalal : 😆

Tigers are one of the few species that still regularly predate on humans. Most of us do not live in an area that is likely to make us a tiger snack, but of you are here are a few tips. Bengal tigers of the Sundarbans region alone kill over fifty people a year. Tiger also earn the enmity of some people by killing livestock..

Step 1) Avoid the Tiger

Even tigers that hunt humans don't come into town to do it. So as long as you stay in town you are quite safe. It is also a bad idea to approach an animal a tiger as killed as it will likely remain in that area.

Pin It
See all 3 photos

Step 2) Confuse the Tiger

Apparently tigers like to stalk people and attack them from behind. This is why, if you are walking in tiger country you don't want to be alone, or be the person at the very back of the group.

But if you cannot find some slower moving friend to trail along behind you, the Indian Government has another suggestion--wear a mask on theback of your head. This means the tiger cannot attack you from behind and will, presumably, move on to an easier and less befuddling target. Since these masks were issued in 1986, for a while no one wearing a mask was been attacked by a tiger. However in some areas the tigers seem to have seen through this little ruse, so it plans to have a back up plan.

Step 3) Stay Upright and Alert

Tigers are more likely to attack a person who is crouched over such as a hunter or someone harvesting a crop. If you stay upright they will often not make the attempt. Also, tigers leap from ambush, so if you stay alert, see them, and look right at them, it will often stop the attack. Whatever you do, don't turn your back! Don't assume you are safe because you are in a vehicle. Tigers have been known to attack people on boats and even mounted on elephants.

Step 4) Use a Weapon

Once a tiger commits to an attack it is very difficult to repel. There is no point trying to strangle a tiger as the a designed for diving underwater and can quite a while without a good breath. Your best bet is to use any implement you have to hand to beat or stab the tiger until it gets the idea you are going to be far too much trouble. In extremis surprising weapons have proved successful against a tiger, for example: a soup ladle. Although it may have helped that the man being attacked was helped in this case by his wife. Tigers prefer to attack people who are alone and can be easily put off by timely and persitent assistance.

Step 5) If You Can't be Safe...

If, perchance, you do get killed by a tiger don't be poaching in a nature reserve at the time. because then you family will not be compensated for the loss.

Photo credit: archer10 (Dennis) / Foter.com / CC BY-SA

Edited by sashashyam - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: luckdiya

i thnk u wanna help Jalal 😆 bt wht abt tiger? Usko bhi guide kro 🤣

tiger plz refer to shymala aunty post ...👍🏼...ROFL bhag gaya 😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: sashashyam

Riyya, you are priceless!! Where on earth did you find this gem? The last para is the very best!!

I would add this for Jalal: If your akdu, baddimaag begum is around, make sure the tiger goes after her first. Wait till the very last moment, to make sure that the wretched girl is really scared to death, and cannot say, after you have rescued her at great risk to life and limb,Yeh kaunsi badi baat hai, Shahenshah? Hamare Amer mein to bachche bhi bagh ko dande se bhaga dete hain, toh aapko use parajit karne me itna vilamb aur itni kathinayi kyon huyi?

Push her behind you and advance a good way from her and towards the tiger, which will be stunned at the vision of a man actually coming towards him.

Look the tiger in the eye, and tell him:
Mere bhai, aap bhi bahadur aur hum bhi, isliye aapko ek achchi salah deta hoon. Is aurat ko mat khayiye. Ye abhi bahar se hi mujhe roz jhagda kar karke pagal bana rahi hai, to sochiye aapka andar se kya haal karegi?

The tiger will turn tail and runs for its life. You can then pick up your fainting begum and return to your camp in triumph!

Howzzat?


Shyamala Aunty

just one word aunthy super 👏... 🤣
Edited by riyya6 - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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thanks for sharing buddy
there should be a tiger safety guid too as the tiger is stnding against the shensha jalal 😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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🤣 OMG... is this article for real. Step 5 is just the extreme one.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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🤣 hv u got dis from ur IV wid Mohanji😆
i think these will b needed by jallu.. bcoz the tiger is none othr than Mohan- men eater😲.. nd u know where he is going to alttack jallu😉😆
Edited by Prim_123 - 11 years ago

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