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This is a public protection message service news(Jan heet mein Jaari) -
Tonight, there is a high chance of a tornado on the IF forum. Please come prepared. In preparation of the tornado, all ladies are requested to stock up on their favorite kind of guilty pleasure food stocks and beverages. Examples include but not limited to - chocolates, coke, pepsi, icecream, etc., etc.
Alcoholic beverages are recommended to help you overcome the emotional turmoil to follow if you are of appropriate age.
If you have the tendency to scream or use profanity, please make sure you are alone when you catch the latest episodes of Qubool Hai (rest of the week starting in September 12)
if you have the tendency to party when others are in pain (or even when you are in pain), please join the party post that will be created after the Episodes. They will be marked as 18+. Kiddos you really do not want to be among these crazy ladies.
If you are faint hearted, pregnant or suffer from any other life-threatening ailments, please stay away from your TV,TV remote, Newspapers, Computers, Cell Phones or other devices that may give you the news you dread.
This news service and the government will not take any responsibility for the resulting criminal activity, violence,heart break, etc.
This was just to prepare each one of you in advance
The End (Samapt)
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If you don't get the joke or sarcasm, I really don't care.😆
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Geet - Hui Sabse Parayee
