Hazaar Rahein Mudhke dekhein

Here's a song which I think suits the current estranged couple to the T:

Jai: Hazaar raahein mudh ke dekhein kahin se koi sadaa na aayi
Bani: Badi wafa se nibhayi tumne hamari thodisi bewafai......(if the ONS is a fiasco)


Jai: Kahin kisi roz yun bhi hota, hamari halat tumhari hoti (his condition during the whole I-want-to-divorce-you-for-alimony)
Bani: Jo raat humne guzari marke, woh raat tumne guzari hoti (after the ONS is out in the open)

Hazaar raahein mudhke dekhein......


Howzzzaaat?