Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken.
Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.😆😆
Major:Excellent!
We can attack in any direction now!
A boy goes to see a dance.
His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!
Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
Banta- to isme prob kya hai?
Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi
Banta: Kya hua kyo ro rahe ho?
Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha tha,uska naam yaad nhi aa raha hai
All were busy writing except Banta.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,
Dost: Garam pani Q?
Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain
Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife
Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife
CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife
Judge: I give Justice, but when I go home, I Beg for Justice, by wife
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad,
just a radio with a sports car around it
Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey
Girlfriend: And are you sure
you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure!
I checked the whole list again yesterday
Ariya on becoming an IF Dazzler!!! 🤗 😉
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
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