The Story of Eve...nothing do with KS

I don't know if i'm allowed to post this or not (sorry if i'm not) but just thought I share this with you all...😊

Lord, I have a problem."

"What's the problem, Eve?"

"I know that you created me and provided this beautiful
garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious snake, but I'm just not happy."

"And why is that, Eve?"

"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."

"Well Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a
man for you."

"Man? What is that Lord?"

"A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat
and is vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be
bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. He'll be willful
in the extreme and revel in childish things like fighting and kicking
a ball about. I'll create him in such a way that he can satisfy all
your physical needs. He won't be as intuitive as you, so he will
also need your advice constantly."

"Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised
eyebrows, "but what's the catch, Lord?"

"Well... you can have him on one condition."

"And what's that, Lord? "

"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring...
so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will
have to be our little secret... you know, woman to woman."