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Sorry guys, for not posting Silly Stories for so long. I was on vacation, and then I had exams. But now I'm back with a BANG!! This story was inspired from my trip to India, though I didn't do what Saloni did! Because of my hectic schedule, stories will be posted on Saturdays from now on...so, hope you enjoy it!!
After the Swayamvar Nahar and Saloni decide to go on their honeymoon...
Nahar: So Saloni, where do u want to go on our honeymoon?
Saloni: I want to go to America!!! It was my lifelong dream to visit the Egyptian pyramids in America.
Nahar: Uhh, Saloni... I think you mean the statue of liberty.
Saloni (embarrased): Ya... uh, thats what I meant.
The Next Day in the airport...
Security Guard: Ma'am, put your purse over there. And you go through that curtain.
Saloni: Whats in there? A puppet show?
Security Guard: No, we're going to check you. (thinking: uh... what a weirdo)
When Saloni enters in a lady security guard starts checking her...
Saloni: Haa ha ha ha ha!!! Stop stop!! You are tickling me!! He he he!!
Then Saloni and Nahar enter the plane...
Nahar: Saloni, look out for F12 and F13... thats our seats.
Saloni: What does the F stand for??? Fun? Yay, we get fun seats!!
Nahar: Saloni stop it... ppl are laughing at us!
Saloni: They're not laughing at us, they're laughing with us!
When they take their seats an airhostess comes up to them...
Airhostess: Ma'am please put your belts on, we are abt to take off.
Saloni: I don't wear a belt. My husband does...and my name is Saloni, not Ma'am!!!
Nahar: Saloni, she means your seat belts!
Saloni(embarrased): Oh...i knew that
Soon the food arrives....
Airhostess: Would you like something to drink. Pepsi, coke, mango juice?
Saloni: Do you have "ganne ka juice"?
Airhostess: Uh, sorry we don't have that ma'am.
Saloni (angrily): DIDN'T I TELL YOU PPL TO STOP CALLING ME MA'AM!!!???
Nahar: Saloni! (then turning to the air hostess) I'm sorry ma'am, my wife is sick.
Saloni(confused): Is her name ma'am too?
Nahar(frustrated): Go to sleep Saloni.
Saloni: Where's the bed? I want a bed now!!!!!!
Nahar hands over a pillow and blanket to her and tells her to sleep. Then Saloni takes it, gets up, and lies down in the aisle. An airhostess walks over...
Airhostess: You need to get up out of the aisle ma'am.
Saloni: Can't you tell I'm trying to sleep? Shut up.
Nahar pulls her back into the seat and hushes her with a warm hug. Later in the middle of the night Saloni gets up to go to the bath room. Then a scream comes from the bathroom.
Saloni rushes out screaming: Nahar we need to get out of here. These ppl are evil!!! They having sucking toilets. I almost got sucked in!!! It was so scary...
Nahar(embarrased talking to the ppl crowded around): Doesn't my wife crack the best jokes? He he he....
When the plane starts to descend...
Saloni(screaming): Aaaahh!!!!! My ear!! I told you Nahar, these are bad ppl. Now they are sucking my ear!! I knew we should have taken the train to America!
The plane lands...
At the JFK(New York) airport....
Nahar: Come on Saloni, we need to go to the baggage claim.
At the baggage claim when the bags start coming in through the conveyor...
Saloni: Wow, what's this? America is so cool!! Can we go back to India through this?? We wouldn't have to meet those weird ppl who keep calling me ma'am. And there's so much room to sleep too!
Nahar(wondering how silly his new bride is): Sure Saloni....
Then they get their bags and start walking towards the exit...
Saloni(chewing paan, thinking): Oh where do I spit here? Hmm, well... I don't think he'll mind if I spit right here.
So Saloni spits out red spit and the ppl around were horrified to see her spitting "blood". The security was called and she was carried away towards the ambulance while Nahar broke down crying calling out...
Nahar: Stop stop!! I can explain!!
Saloni(to herself): Wow, what service! They carry you out. I love this country!
To be Continued.....
I will post Swayamvar 3 next Saturday. Hope you liked it... now for your gr8 comments!
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