JW's Letter to His Grandson...:)

My Dear Child,

I had always wanted to leave you a handsome legacy. Unfortunately, when I was young ( and insane), I bequeathed all my property to the Fund For Homeless-Children-Who-Have-Fire-In-Their-Eyes. I wish I had kept some of the family gold aside for you. Since I don't have that, I might as well give you some pearls of wisdom. Trust me, these will be more useful to you than all my money put together would have been (Alrite, I am kidding but you don't have a choice but to believe me right?).

Rule No. 1- Stay Single all your life. If you do make the mistake of marrying, make sure that your wife doesn't have a sister. If she does have one, plonk her on the head on the first night itself (the sister I mean, not the wife). Thats the only way you can have a reasonably peaceful married life (and a sane sister-in-law).

Rule No. 2 - Stay miles clear of any woman who proposes that you wear red pullover and blue jeans. Its simple really. a) It looks hideous ( here I am assuming you look like me) b) The woman who thinks you look good in it is stark staring mad and what will you do with a mad woman anyway!

Rule No. 3 - Don't Drink!....Ok, if you must, drink in private. NEVER socially! You don't know what all drugs women carry to parties these days only to drop in the glasses of the first unsuspecting man! Oh..and also carry your own water bottle. You can't be too careful!

Rule No. 4 - Don't be a chump! Get done the police verification of all your domestic staff! You never know what poisonous snakes (and butlers) you may be harbouring.

Rule No. 5- Never befriend a lawyer. Not unless you hate your wife that is. He'll be most excited to get you a divorce. That's how he makes his money you see.

Rule No. 6 - This my child is the golden rule. If you have a house of your own, NEVER keep an outhouse. If you do have one, burn it down (the outhouse, not your house. Your wife will burn down the house one day in any case.) Also be sure to erect a board at the entrance. EVERYONE ALLOWED (EXCEPT DOGS, CATS and TRESPASSERS {of the female variety hailing from small hillstations and looking for shelter} On second thoughts, u may leave the bit about dogs and cats. They can't read anyway!

I hope my dear grandson that you will follow all the above rules and be very happy in your life. Wishing you all my love and blessings

Jai Walia

P.S. I may as well add that I am still not sure that I am indeed your real grandfather. Your grandmother never told me till this date. I hope you will have better luck in finding that out if you ever want to.

Disclaimer: This is just another attempt at humour. NO offence meant to anyone.

Goodness, I cannot believe I am actually making fun of my darling baby's troubles like this!😕😛...But well, everything is fair in love!😆 Hope you guys enjoy it.

love

Rupy

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lol thats a great letta lol it just makes me laugh that dose

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That was so original and so funny...Enjoyed it...

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Rupy, this was too good.... itna pyaar ki uski troubles ka mazaak 😉
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Poo

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wow rupy very gd letter for JW grandson he should really follow them if he instead to lead a simple and peaceful ife

Rupy Good one. especially the foot note from Munna .All are good , Wonder if the worst days of KS is getting the best out of your sense of humour? 😆

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Rupy Good one. especially the foot note from Munna .All are good , Wonder if the worst days of KS is getting the best out of your sense of humour? 😆

I thnk so Mahim...the comic caper that it is def makes me want to laugh at it!😕😉

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too good rupy 👏
on another note wen r u updating ur fanfic 😳

👏 👏 👏 That was one hell of a treat. Loved everybit of it... The P.S took the cake 😆 Oh God, What have they made out of Jai's life 😕
Sweety, when is F2L fated to continue 😕 ?

Lots of Luv