The Prime Minister of India,
The Honourable Manmohan Singh,
South Block,
New Delhi 110001
India
Respected Prime Minister
Namaste..!! Manmohan Singh ji.. hows you? Tussi theek ho ji? 😉 I was remembering you since few days so thought of writing letter to you today! you are also missing me right? 😉😆 but today I have little bit issues..
Actually! These issues are from people of India! that Each year, lakhs of people in India are diagnosed with digestive disorders, ranging from the occasional upset stomach to the more life-threatening colorectal cancer. They encompass disorders of the gastrointestinal tract, as well as the liver, gallbladder, and pancreas. I feel very bad for those people who suffer with gastric disorder poor babes can't enjoy foods like pasta , yummy Mc.Donalds Mc. chicken , KFC nuggets, delicious noodles, mouth watering biriyani , Fried rice , chilli paneer, delicious chicken & spicy oily mutton dishes. Famous Chaats of North India specially, Mix curry of onion, capsicum, peas, cauliflower potatoes Pav Bhajji , sarso da saak , makhi di rothi favourite of Punjabis, Yummylicious jalebies .. Damn..!! I want to have all those now we have such mouth watering gosh!! Wait a second PM ji how can I forget the sweets? I'm such a duffer every celebration is in-complete without sweets. isn't? Gulab Jamun , Gajar ka halwa ..ekks these are my favourties I guess those your favorite too.. you also may be eating these secretly 😳😆 OMG! Were we were yeah.. gastric disorder, but due to excessive drinking of alcohol , smoking or eating too much oily & junk food cause problems. So Everyone should control there selves 😡 even too PM ji 😡😆 It's such a serious issues than looking after people in India, do something, please.. Wake upp!! Or you want me to splash a bucket of water on you😈 you know I mean it, or else I will show you MY power like shaktimannn 😆
Oh bdw I forgot to mention my other problem too Sorry for bugging you minister ji but kya kare addat say majborr 😉 so my other issues are hiccups, burbs, itching , Dipsomania & Jumping Frenchmen of Maine. Do you even have any idea what on the earth is this issues? it's more important than your life 😳 afterall I'm your one and only daily follower of your useless speech, I mean important speech hehe. Suffering from all this issues makes me feel so bad, due to this I can't even read your speech nor I can have a peace full sleep. Whenever I try to eat something I get hiccups and I run to look your picture thinking you might have missed me and guess what? you really missed me. One day if i didn't saw your speech i get itchy in my inner body 😳In order to control myself I drink 1 bottle of wine khikhikhi, it doesn't even help me 🥱 Whenever I see you in television I start jumping around my bed and my mom goes like are you mad, and I'm like indeed 😆you know I'm so addicted whenever I see something I'm like hey man pass me the burbs and they give me a strange look. I feel like shouting I'm someone, I can't even say who am I feel pity on myself.
I have been suffering from this issues for so long, I am sure you have no idea how it feels to be suffered in this way, do you? Wake up with this issues, sleep with this issues, spend your day with this issues, after all dude enough is enough, right? I am sure caring about your people is much more important then why can not you see little me? I have been waiting here for so long but man no any treatment available, I feel like banging my head somewhere where it does not hurt my head 😆 If you do not give me any idea then who will? my parents? No I belong from lower family, my parents have no money what to do 😭 I am a helpless kid feels like crying but need to control do not want to create a ocean in here or else people will start swimming in here.
Government ji i heard you are great so please do help me, aap ko meri kasam. Help karna hey toh karo nahi toh mein apki desh chodke jaungi. Bole deti hu. Aishh. Okay hold on a minute i get itchy on my back. See i'm writing a letter for you n getting itchy man. What to do please tell me. My momma says i can not be cure. I'm very much critical. I want an urgent care. I'm such a teenage girl with such a sexy look, by this i do not wanna affect my life. Now please put me in your family place and think how this kid might be suffering? Use your mind on somewhere and think how it feels for me, how do i need to bare my life like this? How? Do you have answer? Then please do let me know. I want you to take care of me as soon as possible. God knows when will you reply. Are you gonna throw my letter in a garbage? Please do not do that. I'm sending a track sensor in this letter and you can not find it. If you throw it, i'll publish your truth to everyone. Bang on i'm warning you too.
This is it minister ji, do something at least now, I know you have been waiting for my letter since so long and here I send to you. I do not even know any medicines, I tried getting appointment in hospital but they said they can not help me 😭 please it's a high time do something, either give me a chance to live in your house or do something which will satisfy me. I am looking forward to get a reply from you by today or tomorrow, do something atleast, or do I need to sing wake up Sid, opsy I mean wake up minister ji 😉 Okay toh I'm closing my pen down now, need to do some work unless my issues starts annoying me again.
Your sincerely,
Rasmi
