Frozen Eggs Anyone?
Day 15, 21:46
Eggs in the freezer? What an outrage...
Several housemates have been expressing bemusement after discovering that someone has an unusual storing place for eggs."Who keeps putting the f****** eggs in the freezer?" asked an irate Jack, who proceeded to shake one, before putting it up to his ear.
Those humming eggs again, ay?
"Oh you are joking?!" squealed Jade about the travesty. "Not again!"
"What! Froze (sic)?" shouted a shocked Jo from across the room.
"They're frozen cold," confirmed Jade as she inspected the items.
Danielle quickly scrambled over and suggested an immediate inquiry: "We have to speak to someone and ask who it is," proposed the Miss Marple of the modelling world.
But Jade replied that her previous investigative efforts were egg-nored (sorry.)
Jermaine soon got a whiff of the kitchen conspiracy and was on hand with a great solution - sort of: "We gotta get a chicken!" suggested the singer, excitedly.
Oh yes, bring back the chickens!