Mohan & Media (Fun Post)

Indaur ke bina dimag wale media se to aap show me mil hi chuke hai. maine socha ki agar ye media wale mohan ke pass fir se tapak pare to uska next question kya hoga?

Media- Mr. Bhatnagar kya ye such hai ki aap Navika ji ke sautele papa hai.

Mohan – ye kya bakwas hai.

Media – bakwas nahi hai Mr. bhatnagar aako batana hoga ki kya aap Navika ji ke sautele papa hai? Humne suna hai ki aap unke saath bilkul accha bartav nahi karte.

Mohan – aapka dimag khrab hai. Are main usase bahut pyaar karta hoo.

Media – miss navika kya ye such hai ki aapke pita mohan bhatnagar ji aapke sath bahut buri tarah pesh aate hai.

Navi – aap logo ko dikhai nahi deta kya? Are mujhe dekh kar aapko kahi se bhi lagta hai ki mere saath koi bura saluk kiya jata hai.

Media – hume kuch nahi dikhta. Hume jo bataya gaya hai bus wahi such hai. Aap hume sucha bataiye.

Navi – nikal jaiye yaha se.

Next day……….

Media wale fir se vyas niwas me.

Media –Mr. guru kya ye such hai ki Mr. bhatnagar aapko naukaro ki tarah rakhte hai or aapse ghar ka saara kaam karwate hai.

Guru – kya? Bhaiya…….

Media – to aap apne haque ke liye larte kyu nahi. Awaz kyu nahi uthate.

Guru – aisa kuch nahi hai. Mere bhaiya to bahut acche hai.

Media – kya ye such nahi ki wo apne ghar ka rent dene ke liye aapki kidney tak bechane ko ready ho gaye the.

Guru – wo to mazak tha.

Media – wo mazak me bhi aisi baat kaise keh sakte hai. Aap unke khilaf complain kijiye hum aapke saath hai puri media aapke saath hai.

Guru – nahi chahiye aapka sath aap log bahar jaiye.

Media – to dekh aapne kis tarah se mohan bhatnagar ne guru ko dara dhmka ke rakha hai ki wo unke khilaf kuch keh bhi nahi pa rahe. Aage mohan ji ne or kya kya galt kiya hai janane ke liye dekhte rahiye kahani Mohan bhatnagar ki,

Next day……….

Media wale fir se vyas niwas me.

Mohan – are yaar aap log fir se tapak gaye.

Media – ab aap jaha honge waha media to hogi hi

Mohan – ab kya puchna hai?

Media – Mr. bhatnagar kya ye such hai ki aap Megha ji ke dusre pati hai?

Mohan – haa kya ye crime hai?

Media – nahi crime to nahi hai fir bhi hum janana chahte hai ki aapne ek do baccho ki maa se hi shadi kyu ki? Kya aapko pure shehar me koi or ladki nahi mili?

Mohan – ye kaisa sawal hai. Mujhe isase pyaar ho gaya isliye maine isase shadi kar li..

Media – wahi to aapko sirf inhi se pyaae kyu hua? Kya pure indaur me aapko koi kuwari ladki nahi mili.

Mohan – milithi lekin wo thori pagal thi.

Media- pagal matlab ghrelu type pagal ya phir khtrnak type pagal.

Mohan- gharelu type pagal or khtrnak type pagal? Ye kya hota hai? Aap log kaise bekar ke sawal puch rahe hai.

Media – bekar ke sawal nahi hai Mr. bhatnagar. Accha ye bataiye ki ab tak aapki koi apne bacche kyu nahi hai?

Mohan – ye mera personal mamla hai.

Media – personal versonal kuch nahi mr. bhatnagar aapki life me jo bhi hoga wo sab public ka mamla hai.

Mohan –mere teen teen bacche hai.

Media – unme se 2 megha ji ki pehli shadi se hai or 1 ko aapne adopt kiya hai aapke khud ke bacchi kyu nahi hai?

Mohan – kyunki mera manana hai ki rishte dil se bante hai khun se nahi.

Media – aisi bari bari baatein karke aap hum media walo ko bewkoof nahi bana sakte mr. bahtnagar. Aapki bato se to yahi lagta hai ki ya to aapko apni patni se pyaar nahi hai ya fir aapka ghar ke bahar kahi chakkar chal raha hai.

Mohan – kya bakwas kar rahe hai aap log.

Media – hum bakwas nahi kar rahe hum wahi keh rahe hai jo hume samjh me aa raha hai.

Mohan – main meri patni se bahut pyaar karta hoo.

Media – fir aapke apne bacche kyu nahi hai. Aapko jawab dena hoga mr. bhatnagar. Aap hume aise taal nahi sakte. Aap media ki takat ko nahi jaante.

Mohan – mujhe koi jawab nahi dena. Nikal jaiye yaha se.

Mohan ke jaane ke baad

Media – dekha aapne ki kaise Mr. mohan bhatnagar ne media ke itne important sawalo ka jawab nahi diya. Isase to saaf pata chalta hai ki uski life me koi or aurat hai. Kaun hai ye aurat or kab se rishta hai mohan bhatnagar ka us aorat ke saath. Kya unki wife ko ye baat pata hai. Agar nahi to jab unhe pata chalega to kya gujregi unper. Kya hoga unka reaction. Janane ke liye dekhte rahiye kahani mohan bhatnagar ki.