KMA Application Form!

APPLICATION FORM -- TEACHER / STUDENT KANCHUNJUNGA MILITARY ACADEMY

NOTE:

• We do NOT respect all students' privacy.
• If you have your own opinion, KMA is NOT the right place for you.
• If you're a teacher, you HAVE to make a dramatic entry.
• If you're a girl, you're most welcome. We have lots of cars which need to be cleaned.
• Our motto is cheating and partiality. We are NEVER Fair.

All Candidates will take their Exam in the Horribly-Smelly-Mr.Nair's Room

Name: __________________ (NOTE: Do NOT write your full name. Who knows, you might be the brother or sister of a traitor.)

Age: ______________________

What kind of teacher would you prefer:

1. Bald and without right hand
2. Has only one uniform but loads of disgusting smelling perfume
3. Falls in love with you

Are you good at Forgery?

1. Yes
2. No.

NOTE: If your answer to the previous question was No, then this academy is not for you. Please throw the application form in the garbage and do something a little more productive. If your answer was Yes, please continue.

Student Question: Which of the following are you adept at? Tick as many as you can:

1. Forgery
2. Challenging a teacher to a boxing match
3. Speaking fluent mobile language.
4. Drinking till your last breath
5. Stuttering
6. Washing Cars
7. Hanging from a Tree
8. Stealing pictures from the faculty.

NOTE: If you have ticked nothing besides # 3 and # 5, go away and drown yourself. This world does not need you.

Teacher question: Which one of the following are you adept at? Tick as many as you can:

1. Falling in love with your student.
2. Lecturing
3. Matchmaking (but failing horribly)
4. Dividing all the students.
5. Performing a show dance for the students
6. Seeing your dead friends' ghosts
7. Pulling down your cap.

NOTE: If you ticked 4, WELCOME to KMA. If you ticked nothing, you're pathetically useless. If you have ticked at least one, Congratulations! You've just made a place for yourself in the Zoo of Wierd Teachers.

Do you have any of the following in possession with you?

1. A Bull.
2. A Mobile Phone
3. One bottle of Cognac (preferably)
4. Your guitar

Do you have strong principles?

1. Yes
2. No

Note: If your answer is Yes, WELCOME TO KMA! We know how to perfectly manipulate you and turn you into a loser.

Are you a bit oversmart and outspoken?

1. Yes
2. No

Note: If your answer was Yes, WELCOME TO KMA, be ready for a torture session everyday with all the faculty. We would love to help you leave.

The Rest of the Students or Teachers Who haven't qualified:

You should be proud of yourselves! You're perfectly normal and there is nothing wrong with your brains. Now.. ehem.. the qualified people, please post your forms to our adress:

The Zoo Of Weird People.

5, Loserville Road.

Opposite 7, Avenue Of Monkeys and Donkeys.

Kanchenjunga

And to the rest non-qualified people, crumple the paper and aim it to your nearest Garbage bin and then snore loudly on your beds. And I have to got to go scratch my awesome bald head.

Signing off,

Brigadier The Great Fat Chandok.

_________________________________________________________ Note to All LRL-ians: Hope you liked it, and please do reply.. and no offence to anyone for anything k? This was just an idea which came to my mind..thats all.

Love,

Shreyasi

ommmmmmmmggggggggggggggg................that was hilarioussssssssss 😆 vvv

thnxcxxxxxxxxxxxxxx for making me laugh...........i was having a horrible day.

😆 gooooooooooooooooooooood one.............. 👏

Its absolutely awesum work Shreyasi 👏 and completely hilarious...Fit for KMA situation 😆

that was great. nice imagination of a perfect application form

amazing work 😆 😆
i despretlt need this laugh after todays episodes

what happens if i wanna get in but according to the application, im normal and useless for the acedemy?
ok maybe so all of them are nut jobs and there are HOT GUYs who are nut jobs. do something i wanna get in.

ok now seriously, that was halarious. i was actually laughing out loud . great job. great sense of humor. keep it up.

Toooooooo guuuuuuud Shreyu!!!!! 👏

😆 what an imagination!.. i think this is the perfect application form for kma...
gud work! 👏

Awesome idea, shreyashi and a gr888 thinking....
But how to check if we r qualified or not ( just joking ) 😆 😆