Short Update
- Lakshya and KT are thinking as to how to tell the other when Tripti brings in this ABSOLUTE TRAMP, Saniya and tries to make Lakshya and Saniya friends while insulting KT in the process… Tripti tells Mohini her plans to get Lakshya married to Saniya, who is very rich… Lakshya is dropping Saniya home, when he keeps thinking about KT and seeing her everywhere... Baa and Tulsi talk about how SN needs to change if relationships need to be maintained… Nakul keeps bhatkofying for a job…. Finally gets one… In Ganga's company… But does he know that his boss is Ganga Mehta? Noooooo….. Nakul comes back home, insults Gautam a lot and walks off… KT gets a temporary job as art designer with Eklavya and Virani industries…
- Punditji tells Tulsi that the big sankat that is coming towards SN has to do with a secret that is hidden from the youngest generation, and it is coming back to haunt them very soon…
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Lakshya comes and sits at the dining table…KT shyly comes there and sits too…
Tulsi serves them breakfast and goes into the kitchen…
Suddenly…
Lakshya: Uhhh… Did you say something…?
KT: No… Did you?
L: No, nothing…
Lakshya thinks: I know you want me to tell you, KT... Your eyes are telling me that you want to hear it from me... But even though I want to, how do I tell you...? And if I tell you, you'll think I'm flirting with you and think im joking…
KT thinks: I'm a girl...How can I say it?? You say it…
Both of them say each other's names at the same time….
L: KT… I…
Just then Tripti comes there…
Tr: And this is my son, Lakshya…
They show the usual toe to head view of this… TOTAL TRAMP!!!!!!!!!!! WHOS WEARING A MINI SKIRT THAT MY UNDERWEAR IS LONGER THAN AND SHE LOOKS LIKE A DRAG QUEEN!!!!! A MAN IN A FEMALE'S CLOTHING!!!!!! UGHHHHHHH!!! I AM NOT KIDDING! SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN!!!!!!!
Lakshya stares at her like "What the….?"
Tr: Lakshya, this is my best friend's daughter, Saniya…
Lakshya and Saniya shake hands while KT looks kinda sad…
L: Saniya… That's such a lovely name… But not as lovely as you… Oh, this is my stupid friend… KT…
KT gives her a polite smile, while actually she's kinda dying on the inside….
Tr: Saniya, sit, be comfortable…
L: So Saniya, which college are you in??
S: Actually, I just came from London a few days back…
L: Oh… So which college are you thinking of joining?
S: I dunno much about the colleges here…
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING YOU TWIT!
KT is chewing on her dhokla, looking as though she's going to start crying any minute now… Lakshya stares at her hurt face…. Saniya is still talking even though no one gives a flying frack about what she has to say…
S: Helllo? Where are you lost??
L: Oh, I was just thinking which college to recommend to you... You should join my college…It's the best in town….
Really Lakshya??? Is that why you haven't gone to your AMAAAAZING college since… Oh, I don't know… AUGUST?!!?!?!????? FOR GODSSAKES! AT LEAST YOUR BROTHER IS A GRADUATE!!!!!! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE AN EDUCATION!!
S: Well, if you say so, I'll surely apply there…
KT kinda glares at her…
Saniya's mother calls her cell and she has to go…
AWWWW…. JUST WHEN WE WERE STARTING TO ENJOY OURSELVESS!!!! NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤢
Tr: Oh, Lakshya will drop you home…
L (looks defeated): Yes, mom…
KT (quickly): Uhhh, Lakshya, at least finish your breakfast…!
Tr: Lakshya doesn't like all this dhokla and crap… Anyway you and Saniya are going out, grab something to eat from outside…
L: No mom… Dadi's dhokla is the best... Saniya, why don't you try it… I bet it's gonna be the best thing you've ever eaten…
Saniya eats it and she loves it…. She vows she'll eat no more burger and pizza…Yea Right!!!!!
Surprise surprise!!!!!!!! It's like the virani's do some spell over everyone who gets into the house, that they must love dhokla…. Gawd!!!!
Tripti leaves huffily, while KT smiles proudly…
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Outside:
Mohini: Awwww Tripti, you tried to insult Tulsi maa, and your OWN son just betrayed you.. What you wanted to do and what happened….
Tr: What I had to do, I did…. What do you think of Saniya and Lakshya as a couple??
Are you crazy, woman!?!?!!??
M: Arre waaah! What brains!
Tr: Have you seen her dad's property….?? No matter what happenes, I will make sure that Lakshya and Saniya get married…
M: Sure… OF course you will… But what if Lakshya loves someone else…?
Tr: Who else could he love??
M: Lets just pretend… He loves KT… Then?
Tr: My son does not have such ghatiya choice…
YES, YOUR CHOICE WE SAW! AT LEAST GET A GIRL WHO LOOKS LIKE A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!
Tr: We're viranis... We have some class… I will get both my sons married to people with a lot of money and name…
She walks away…
M: Of course you will… Yes Tripti... See one more dream.. Anyway all your dreams break…
Oh Mohini, tere mooh mein ghee shakar… I HOPE THIS DREAM OF HERS IS NEVER FULFILLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lakshya and Saniya are in the car.. Lakshya is looking Saniya up and down..
L (thinks): KT would never wear this…. She is so respectful towards others…What is happening to me…? Why am I constantly thinking of KT???
L: So Saniya, you were saying something…??
S: Yes I was… But your attention was on my skirt…
L: No!!! I was listening to what you were saying!
S: It's nice isn't it??
L: Huh?? What is?
S: My dress!
L: Yea... It's … uhh… nice…
S: And it's hot too?
L: Uhh… yea… It's hot…
He looks the other way and says – Bas kar Lakshya bas kar… (hits the back of his head)
WOHI TOH MAIN KEH RAHI HOON!!!! BAS KARO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAS KARRRRR CHILGOSEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
S: Did you say something??
L: NO! Since when do I dare to say anything in front of you???
😆
Saniya continues talking… Lakshya looks in mirror sees KT sitting in the back seat and smiling at him…He stops the car and looks behind to find noone there…
S: What happened??
L: KT! Ohh… So, temme more about you…
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Tulsi in Baa's room…
B: Why are you disturbed??
T: I have noticed that Bhoomi and Joydeep havent spoken to each other since they returned… I sometimes think, have I made a huge mistake?? Then I keep assuring myself that Joydeep's love will overcome Bhoomi's hatred… But I don't know till when Joydeep will be able to bear Bhoomi's attitude towards him…
Baa says some big metaphor about a thread and something… which is very boring… It's just a filler scene… So it isn't very important anyway… End mein Baa says she's called some big Pundit in the evening…
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Nakul shown uthaaofying a lot of difficulties to get a job… Running behind buses, getting rejected from 2-3 places.. Finally he reaches a last place….There are many people waiting there with him…
Peon: Look, the office is shutting now, the sir said to come tommorow…
Nakul gets mad and forcefully rushes into the manager's office…
N: What kinda game is this??
Manager looks like "WTF?!?!?!"
N: Outside there are many people standing, all unemployed… Why do you give them high hopes… When you know that the job is going to be given to some minister's son or some DIG's nephew…Why are you simply doing a drama?? Go out and tell everyone there that you don't need qualifications to get a job here, you just need money and contacts…
The manager is still looking at him like "WTF IS HAPPENING HERE??!?" His phone rings….
Man: Yes Maam, Ok Maam… (hangs up) Mr Nakul Virani, you have got the job…
OH, so all you need to do is go into someones office and scream at them and you get the job?? Naaahicee… Must try it at my first job interview…
N: But…But… You didn't see my qualifications...
Man: We know that you have the spirit to take this company ahead… You may complete a few formalities and we will send you your appointment letter…
Nakul leaves and the manager comes to an inside room where Ms. Ganga Mehta stands….
Man: Maam, as you said, Nakul Virani has got the job…
Ganga is looking down, where Nakul is completing the formalities... But does Nakul look up??? Uh... NO!
Man: Maam, why did you appoint him without even meeting him…
G: You said he had the spirit… I wanted only that… And one more thing.. He should never find out who his boss is….
Oh man… When Nakul finds out.. Ganga is gonna get it gooood from him… But I feel so bad for her… I love Ganga… I WANT TRIPTI OUTTA SN!!!!!!! BRING GANGA BACK AND GANGA WILL MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE IN A BAHU!!!!!! KT!!!!!
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Nakul comes to Sahil… Gautam is also there…
G: Nakul!!! Did you get the job?!!?
N: What do you want to hear?? That I came back a failure and I would beg for a job in your Virani industries…? Sorry... I've got a job…
Tripti comes there, looking like diwali has come early…I HATE YOU TRIPTIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
N: And please don't act like you're happy for me… I know how bad you are feeling that I am happy…
Sahil: Nakul! Have you forgotten how to talk to your elders? Why would Gautam want bad for you???
N: I remember all the insults…. For years we've been taunted about how we were poor... But I can't bear it anymore….
Nakul leaves…
S: Gautam, I am so sorry that Nakul…
G: No Sahil, there have been years of bitterness... It will take time… I can understand his hatred... Anyways, I'm very happy that he got a job…. Go, join him in his happiness…
Sahil leaves kinda disturbed, Tripti smiles evilly and leaves…
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Eklavya is sounding troubled as he talks to someone on the phone…
E: But how could he leave without telling anyone?!!?
Tulsi comes there….
T: Eklavya, why are you so worried..??
E: Actually, we have a new project happening and the srt director has disappeared without any notice…
KT comes there...
T: Hey, you need an art designer... Krishnaa can do it… You have seen how good her rangoli is…
OMG WOMAN!!!! RANGOLI!!!! YOU'RE RECCOMMENDING HER FOR ART DIRECTOR COZ HER RANGOLI IS GOOD?!?!?!?!?? LORDDDDDDD I THOUGHT KT WAS STUDYING FOR HER MBA!!! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENNED TO THAT!?!?!?
E: I know… KT is good at all that…. But this is difficult… It's different…
T: Arre, don't underestimate her… You never know… She might be better than your art director…
KT: Fine, fine, I'll help… But if im good, and you like my work, I want a nicee big pay packet…
E: Done!!!
KT: So, when do we start???
E: In the evening, I'll take you down there and I'll explain the details…
Damini comes and calls Tulsi and tells her that the pundit has come….
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Tulsi comes downstairs (BIG TOOFAN OUTSIDE!!!!! OOOH IM SCAAAAAARED!!!)
Pundit: I had this weird feeling as soon as I entered here, I felt as though there is an Agni-pariksha of relationships happening…
Flashback of Bhoomi-JD wedding….
T: Yes that's true… The wedding also happened in inauspicious circumstances…I don't know what to do…
P: The big sankat heading the way of this family has to do with your past… There is a very big secret which has been hidden from the children of this house…
T: What secret??
Oh, I don't know , Tulsi…. Maybe the secret about HOW YOU KILLED YOUR SON!!!!!!!! HOWS THAT SECRET!?!?!?!
P: Be prepared Tulsi, there is a big problem coming your way…
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COMMENTS:OMG KT!! DO SOMETHING!!!! TELL LAKSHYA!!!!!!!! TELL HIM FAST!!!!!!!!!
Special Song dedication for stupid, moronic, half naked Saniya:
Saniya Badnaam -
saniaa badnaam
(subah kaa suraj dub gayaa meraa julf gateli shaam-2
jism mera mehekane lagaa abhi zalkate shaam
har nazar chaahe mujhe sania badnaam - 2) - 2
ishaare pe ye waqt mere chale
sitaare piche mere kadomo tale
jaraa muskuraa ke main deku jidher
har ek dil mein khalbal si shammaa jale
jab nigaahe fer loon main chhin loon aaraam - 2
har nazar chaahe mujhe sania badnaam-2
main sapnaa suhaanaa hasi raat kaa
main jab ek tufaa hoon jajbaat kaa
chadkar naa utare kabhi umrabhar
nashaa hai woh mere mulaakaat kaa
maranewaalaa bhi uthataa hai sunake meraa paigaam-2
har nazar chaahe mujhe sania badnaam-2
subah kaa suraj dub gayaa meraa julf gateli shaam-2
jism mera mehekane lagaa abhi zalkate shaam
har nazar chaahe mujhe sania badnaam - 5
SANIYA BADNAAAM!!!!!! KABHI TOH KAPDE PEHNA KAR MUI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hurls abuses in malayalam at Saniya...*
OVERALL RATING – 2/10
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Love,
Nimmi
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