Ding dong!
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Hey you, who ever you are, what ever you are or not! Abandon what ever you are doing or who ever you are with and get your hind end in here!
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Before you or I go any further, there's one rule you gotta follow!
For starters, you have to strictly be one of the following to be able to be a part of this thread or your post will be trashed!
1. Devil
2. Demon
3. Banshee
4. Reptile
5. Bacardi Breezer bottle
People belonging to other species and/or types not allowed entry!
Do specify at the very beginning of your post as to which of the above you think you are!
Also,
To enter this thread and record your responses to it, it is compulsory that you must take your pick from one of the following or you are disqualified! Your post will be trashed!
Here go it:
I AM:
1. Raaga's Munna's saali
2. Raaga's Swamiji's saali
3. Raaga's Tarun Lee's saali
4. Raaga's Tony Butler's saali
5. Raaga's Sahil Bhaiyya's lover or wife!
No 'None of the above' or such 'smart' answers allowed!
You wish to respond to this post then you start with:
'I am' followed by one of the options.
Mind it unangel or I'll make you sorry for it! 😆
And mind this too, today's newspaper screamed that 'rudolgy' is this year's mantra and endearments like 'angel' 'honey' make you look like you are sucking up.
So my fellow rudos, sweetology 'out' and 'rudology' in! Get as rude as you like!
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Now let's get back to business.
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New Year's back!
Time for making all those resolutions that are meant to be discarded like used toilet paper as fast as they were conceived. That part of the year when you haunt an unfortunate New Year party and make a fool of yourself in the hope of attracting that hottie's attention. Or when you load yourself up to prove you are 'kewl' and become your mom's nightmare the next day!
So what's so new about this New Year?
Viewbie sangitadas who happens to be my Di and a two-timer as well (Here on the board, she do Bani jaap but on phone she is totally lusting after my Munna and cursing Amma!) and I were ruminating that we must make this new year 'different' for all us KSians, as 'dfferent' as KS is!
All the others ections have great rocking virtual New Year parties. Our sec too has one. Kritts thanks, our party rocks! 👏👏
But we thought that arrey yaar kuch saath main tadka bhi tho hone ko mangtha hai, na?😉
So we thought we will do something different because 'different' has a huge place in our zindagis. It was because KS was 'different that we 'different' people got hooked to it and committed the sin of believing it would remain 'different' forever!
Like life, it didn't live up to our hopes and expectations and it didn't take Ekta Mayi too long to divide us in to two enemy 'Munna' and 'Amma' camps so that the KS section that once upon a time used to be bursting with fun, humor and pure masti is become a sorry ghost of its former self. It's no longer possible to post anything without taking sides and every word has to be watched lest your thoughtlessness leads to unrest.
Many of the old toli members have disappeared or become silent members. 😭 Gone are the days of those intellectual discussions or those mass drooling sessions and pages and pages of sau ptatishat shudh lusting after ahem 19th June copies!😭
New Year's round the corner so is the dreaded leap and all that our tongues can afford are rightful gaalis for we know who!
Just because Maayi is at her games again and just because the Munna who we had literally idolized failed us miserably and just because the Munna Amma jodi which we had sar pe chadofied as an inseparable fevicol jodi are now going to be sent on a trip to hell, we cannot become bitter and bid goodbye to the experience that the IF KS journey has become for us. At least not until the terrible leap happens.
So, tonight we are going to do something 'different'!
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Every year when the New Year is awaiting its birth, our elders say that's it's time to undo the past and move forward.
But remember we are 'different' and members of a section that endorses the show called 'Kasamh Se' that is supposed to be yeah you guessed it right 'Different'!
So instead of undoing the past and moving forward we are going to redo only the past and move backwards.
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Until this post dies, we are all going to pretend that we are suffering from partial amnesia and we can remember only up to the period before that sicku PR raaz got caught by Amma and sent her in to her weird absurd histrionics!
Now when I wave a wand, we are all going in to the past and mind no one is allowed to talk about the present or future and no abuses or gaalis or bitter sarcasm against any character or actor or any one.
This is the New Year and we will usher it in with smiles and by remembering only those moments those times that bring smiles on our faces.
We can and Will resume all the gaalis and dandas after we go out of this thread!
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We are one huge happy family and this New Year let's let our hair down and relive all those magical moments that touched you the most and changed lives.
It need not be just KS that or my Munna that have to occupy our attention. We can also get nostalgic about how any particular member(s) had an impact on you and how your experience here has been or what you miss or what or how you'd like the New Year to be. Or just wish each other or talk about your resolutions.
So loves(Ooops I gotta be rude na?), so you chudails, here I wave the wand and
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abbbadacaddabbrrraaaaaaaaaaa
VOILA!
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The hands of the clock have been turned back and you are exactly where you want to be!
Go ahead and get naughty flirty pretty give reign to that self in you that has been so smothered by you! Go girl!
A Request to the mods and viewbies , kindly stay out of this thread or if you wanna be a part of it then stash away your scissors in some rusty corner!
Here grammar style poise dignity maturity impressions don't matter.
No restraints no bandish but just a reminder that kiddos visit too so don't go too over the board.
Just go and live those moments you've treasured and would want to be repeated whenever you open your eyes!
And I wish all our missing members of our old Toli will come back and peek a hello at least until this thread is a sticky! I miss you all loves.
I beg you all the members of the JB Despo club, come back and let's bring back the magic of the old days and keep it alive at least for a few moments.
So back to the 'sexy beast' and 'we want more of the Kissing Olympics' days loves!
Last but not the least,
A VERY HAPPY 'DIFFERENT' NEW YEAR!
May it be new in the positive sense. May Eesh bless you with all the best things in life!
If you can spare the time, do think a bit about our unfortunate brethrens and at least visit any website that's dedicated to a noble cause even if you cannot afford to become an active participant.
That's it loves (Back to my original sweetology it's the hardest thing in the world to be rude!)! and yeah try and practice being nice to my Munna because I am back!
Enjoy and god bless!
-Raaga
On behalf of the IF Dev team
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BTW I am a banshee!
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Droology Lessons begin:😉😳😛
Enjoy!
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Sports
Kumkum Bhagya
