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a. Will u let me be with Manav for 24 hrs a day for 365 days in a year?
---Are you nuts, you want to join him while he is pee#######
b. Can you write to a fashion magazine and start a new trend of wearing jhmkas on your
hair?
--Yeah whats the problem in it
It makes no difference whether the jhumka is on head or ear as long as it is not in the
belly button
Q.5. Why are you so "kharoos"? And will I be the same when I'm at your age?
-- You will be much more as you have already began to show the signs
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a. Will u eat food cooked by me?
--Definitely! I am dying to eat food cooked by you, because as it is I have had enough of
theplas and dhoklas by my bahus. Now I am dying to eat food cooked by you because they say
confident people make good cooks and so I m sure looking forward to your cooking.Just make
sure you dont add too much sugar as I m diabetic
b. Do u prefer me or my dogs?
--For me (and most probably all of us) you and your dogs are inseperable. You eat breathe
and live dogs and I appreciate that, so the question of preference does not arise . However
if, in case, such a situation arises we will have to choose you because you are
indispensable all of us!
2. if I want to visit my parents home once a week after wedding ?
--Definitely! Even I have a daughter and I would also like her to visit me after marriage.
Just because she is married does not mean she has snaped all her links with me. Same goes
for you, because you know what parents love girls a lil more
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a. Will u ever get a 0 size figure like me?
--the question is for an MIL soo MIL's are generally of age 45+ soo here is the answer from
the point of view of a MIL
see,you have a zero figure its great.but at my age getting a zero figure is simply very
difficult.if i would have been 0 size from start then i could have maintained my figure.
but you know what DIL you r 0 size but have u ever thought... whenever air will blow with a
high speed you will blow with it.. when you wears some clothes which are a little oversized
u look like a hanger and top of that u cannot even handle 3 kg of wait...
soo dont get over confident with your zero size coz it has disadvantages too..
b. Why did you accept me all of a sudden?
---i accepted ou all of a sudden becouse i wanted my son's happiness.
i didnt wanted to see him bieng devdas and drinking entire day i wanted to see him smile
all day for my son i can bare you for my son. waise bhi i know you will spend most of your
time in teaching dogs.
Q.6. What qualities do you hate to have in your daughter-in-law?
i will hate if she has these qualities.
1-showoff
2-overconfidence
3- disrespectful towards elders
4-she must not back answer.
5-she should be modern but not tat much modern tat she forgots her values and cultures..
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a. Why do you prefer illiterate daughter in law?
--I prefer an illiterate daughter in law because its my choice. Me being the main lady for
the house, I can choose whatever I want. I don't want my "bahu" to outsmart me!!! Jokes, I
am an undercover saas. My true form is a master manipulator. I manipulate people and use
them for my own advantages. Kamudi makes me awesome and delicious good. Ranjana entertains
me by causing me to taunt her. And the last Babu makes me laugh and shake my head at her
naivety. I teach illiterate Daughter-In-Laws and make them smart and strong. Me being the
world class saas I am, I fulfill my duty of taunting them while taking their advantage and
teach them street smart. I cannot do that with literate bahus. This is Agent Saas!!!
b. Are you expecting dowry from me?
--No I am not expecting dowry from you. I do want some great gifts. No shaadi without
gifts. LOL Jokes!!! Me, being the agent I am, I need some payment to do this role. Its hard
work dominating bahus and I need my dowry gifts. They are a compensation for all my hard
work. Like fees before education. No Pain, No Gain. Jokes, really, I don't believe in
dowry, but PuchPuch would be a good dowry!!!
7. Give 10 tips on how our relationship can be a healthy one?
(1) Always get a gift for your hubby/wifey. They say that they don't need a gift or a
surprise however they always expect it sometimes. It makes them feel special and loved.
Plus it adds to the romance. ;-)
(2) Say what you need. Communicate. Sorry but your partner is not Edward Cullen who can
read minds. Some people barely listen when you are speaking, then how cna they understand
what you are not speaking. Talk People. Talk about your concerns, fears, hopes and dreams
so it makes it easier to blackmail your partner!!!
(3) Always respect your Mother-In-Law. Because a woman scorned is a relationship fail.
(4) Always apologize even if you didn't make a mistake. We all know you are going to make a mistake soon. There is always a yet.
(5) Help your partner in house chores. Its a boring yet a necessary task. Use music to help
you. Also maybe dress up like a superhero and try to clean up with super speed. Your
partner will appreciate you and maybe you might get a rewardwa.
(6) If your partner is angry, bow down. Similarly to how we bow down and hide during
tornado, apply the same advice while dealing with your partner's anger. After the storm has
passed, talk the problem out.
(7) Try to cook together. If you cook together and attempt new recipies, you can laugh at
the bad recipes and eat the good ones. It will also be fun to blame the other person and
also having fun making up. It will be good bonding time.
(8) Act silly with your partner form time to time. Pretend to act crazy and just bond with
eachother. A couple thats crazy together stays together!!! ;-P
(9) Work as a team in everything. Act like the hero and the sidekick who are fighting
problems together like crime.
(10) Honesty is the best policy. Always be honest with your partner because if you lie and
get caught, only god can save your and the relationship.
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a. Why you don't involve your daughter in laws with your social service?
--if the head of the family is doing Social work,that dose not mean that whole family or my DIL have to follow their elders,and doing social service is not a simple work it's very hard task and i do not want my DIL to pressure them by giving them household work n the social service too,they should first manage their family,coz i believe Family comes first.
b. Will you watch English movie with me?
-- First of all i do not understand english very much so it's meaning less to watch English movie, n second i do not have spare time for movie and all, but if there is some interesting Gujarati Movie ,i may think of it.
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a. How wil u convince me if i doesn't let you watch d show u like ? ?
--i will show my keys...which can attract you...
b. What wil u do if ur son meets wid an accident d next day of our marriage wil you blame
me, ma luck , if d society do so??
--never ... i will take it as fate and will accept u as my daughter
1. if i don't wear sari after marriage ??
u can wear the mini skirts..
3. If you get to know the pot in the garden was broken by puchpuch ?
broke the Pot... ohh noo... loss hogaya ... i wish it was Manav ki dad's head instead of
POT ... useless head hai .
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a. Wat wil you do if i wear a tee and capri , or a comfortable nite dres at home, wen ur
close frnd happen to come to meet u? ?
-- I will do nothing I will just make u wear the same dress everyday till u beg me to let u
take it off n swear never to wear it
b. How wil you react if i find dat your bed iz broken ? ? ?
-- I will firstly take u to my bed room show u the broken bed n make u sleep on just to.make sure that you dont expect me to react at ur stupid little finding that are nt impo in this house
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a. Wil you allow adoption ? ? Even if i vry wel can concieve?
--No. I dont see the necessitiy of it. Its not that I am against it but I feel its not
required if my DIL can conceive. I want my grand children to be given utmost care by their
real parents. I would rather help some orphans to build their lives as much as I can.
b. What would you do if your daughter in law has no idea about how to do chores? Would you still accept her as your bahu.
-- Yes I will definitely accept her . I will treat her as my own daughter and try to teach her what her parents could not teach her before.
4. I am overly attached to my dog..and after marriage I take him with me.. And now he falls
in love with you. He stays with you, in your room, on your bed. And he doesn't allow your
husband to stay with you...he wants you for himself only.. so I love my dog so I'd anything
for his happiness, and your son wants my happiness.. sso for your son's happiness would you do as the dog wants?
No I wont do that obviously. I would try to find some other way to solve this dog issue ..
will take some professional helps to train it properly so that this household problem can be avoided.
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a. If you made a mistake would you accept it in front of your daughter in law?
- yes
b. What if i want to bring 4 dogs with me when i get married ?
--i will not let you from me if ur husband means my son let you then i will let you
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a. What would be your reaction if i Cook better than you?
--I would make you cook everyday! Dhokla ,Phaphda ,chochda ,maaphda...All the gujarati
dishes and even the dishes that dont exist so that you forget half of your cooking skills!
b. One quality your daughter in law must have.
-She should know how to be 'invisible' . Her only job is to hide her face and show it if I ask her to!
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a. If u come to know I don't know cooking what would be ur reaction?
--first i will be shocked,will be angry,then i will try to teach. because i will not leave u so easily.
b. if i want to work after marriage ur thoughts ?
-- first of all i will not allow but still if u will do then u have to manage both household as well as ur work,if they both are managed perfectly then i dont have problem.
8. What is more important to you.. your son's happiness (Chanchan) or your
--Everyone will think my ego but frankly speaking it will be son happiness because every
mother want their children to be happy
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