Munnabhai meets Guhas
Munnabhai hears from the forum that the Guha's are very good in performing miracles. So he reaches Guhaland with Short Circuit who gets him an entry pass by force! He walks straight into Guha's office pushing all security guards. Seeing these tapori looking goons walking into her room..
Rupali: kaun ho tumlog? Kissne tumhen andhar aane di?
MB:Bole tho apunko Rupali se kaam hai? Ei yahan rupali kaun hai?
Rupali:tumhen usse kya kaam hai? Woh abhi kissise nahin mil thi hai?
MB:Teri tho waat laga doon kya? Ai circuit is amma ko zara samjhana!
Rupali:How dare you call me amma, nikhal jao yahanse!
MB:Ab amma ko amma na boloon tho pappa boloon kya (Laughs)
Rupali:(sees red) himmat kaisi hui tumhen aise baat karnehi, security throw him out!
MB:Ai, jaasti pit pit nahin. Apun munna bhai hai. Akka shaher humari naam sunke salaam maarta hai. Tu kaunsi mooli hai re?
Rupali:(now sobering down with fear) I am rupali, bolo kya kaam hai?
MB: (looking at circuit), lo maamoi yeh rupali hai (laughs) Suna hai tum sabko jaadu ka jappi detalare apunka bhi chahiye (saying this he gives her a bear hug!)
Rupali: (is shocked and embarrassed) teek hai teek hai ab tum jao
MB:apunka baat khatam kahan huire apunko shaadi manane ka hai
Rupali:Tho isme mein kya kar sakthi hoon?
MB: lo karlo baat! apun suna hai ke tum achhi gol maal karela hai. Ladki ladka fit karela hai! Apunko bhi tumhari drama men role chahiye
Rupali:what nonsense?
MB: dekho apun Munna Umar 30 saal,
wajan assi (80) killo aur cheh (6) foot height kya, poora kasrat body !!!
abhi woh bole tho, kya hai na apun ko bhi life men settle hone ka maangta
isiliye yeh Tumhari Disha men apun ka bhi role maangta
Apun maanta hai apun Tapori hai, bahut log ka pungi bajayela hai magar kya hai naa amma
apun ka bhi izzat hai markit men
Apun ko bhi public shaadi-biyah men bulati hai woh bhi izzat se!
Saal ka 5/6 peti to apun aaram se kama leta hai
buri aadat bole tho daaru aur bidi,
abhi daaru kaun nahi pita yaar
Akkha bada bada log apun log se jaasti chada leta hai
Ab chokiri apun ko aisa maangta hai jaisi ke Disha
Bole to ek dum jhakas maal, patakha, ek dum patakha
thoda padi likhi hai phir bhi chalenga kyon ke saala yeh kabhi kabhi form bharne ke liye
saala apun ko pachhees (25) log ka hath pair jodna padta hai
Apun jo hai na shaadi ke baad ek dum sudhar jaayinga iman se
apun ka baccha log ko apun pada likha tapori banayinga
bole to Tapori Doctor,Tapori computer waala aur bhi bahut kuch
Maa kasam shadi ke baad apun kisi bhi chikni ko line nahi denga
Dekho amma apun ko shadi ke baad men koi chokri ki family ka lafda nahi maangta hai
han bole to kabab me haddi nahi banane ka kya!
Koi saala beech mein aayenga to uska game baja dalenga aur tapka denge.
Abhi yeah sub accha lage tho apun ko contract karne ka kya!
Cricket
Anupamaa
