Katrina Kaif I LOVE YOU

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Posted: 12 years ago
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After seeing the Arabic ad of Katrina...I felt anger...however on twitter I noticed: Nobody cares about her. Arabs just aren't into her...except for the few Zee Aflam addicts.

Anyway after seeing the ad...I DISCOVERED KADIM'S PERSONAL FB ACCOUNT 🥳

But how do I add him? My fake Victoria's Secret model Doutzen Kroes profile has 473 indian celebs/models/politicians...

My real profile has Kadim's entire family...i knew his youngest son Omar personally 😳

Anyway there's no way I can add Kadim with my real profile. I think he would add me considering i'm friends with his entire family...BUT i don't want that! I want to meet him in reallife...like bump into him and then it's love at first sight.

So I had to make another fake profile...Kadim doesn't likes blondes however he loves girls with long black hair and big eyes 😳

So now I'm Alizeh El Shafei on FB. And guess who's pictures I have added? Ofcourse our very own KitKat...Kadim isn't into movies...he watches the Arab news and that's it. So there's no way he could know who Katrina Kaif is...

Alizeh El Shafei, pictures of Katrina Kaif, age 21, lives in Sweden, architecture student, loves to dance and only likes music of Marc Anthony.

I started to add a few random people from Tristan Da Cunha (small island with people that trust me don't even know bwood exist) then I went on to add people from Greenland and Iceland. After 23 accepted me as friend...i moved on towards adding a few of Kadim's family members that live in Iraq and don't give a damn about bwood. So after 8 of his cousins and his sister accepted me...I WENT ON TO ADD HIM!

1. Katrina is such a gorgeous woman, that those cousins keep sending me messages: Do we know each other? You're so beautiful. You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen etc 😛
2. KADIM JUST ACCEPTED KATRINA KAIF AS HIS FB FRIEND!!!!! And he doesn't adds random people!!! He only had 58 friends and all of them are close family members and members of his band...HOWEVER KATRINA'S KHOOBSURATI KI JAADOO made him even accept her aka me 😳

THANK YOU KATRINA I LOVE YOU! 😳

Now i have to check out his pictures and save them! 😳

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Posted: 12 years ago
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by the way don't bother searching my accounts 👎🏼 THEY'RE ALL SET ON PRIVATE 👍🏼
Posted: 12 years ago
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😆 i dont get a word of ur posts, but gotta admit, just love reading them. u rock 👍🏼
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: OneStepCloser

😆 i dont get a word of ur posts, but gotta admit, just love reading them. u rock 👍🏼


Summary: I made a fake facebook profile with pictures of Katrina Kaif and then sent out a friendship request to my favorite singer Kathem al Saher who accepted me.
Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: pekingexpress


Summary: I made a fake facebook profile with pictures of Katrina Kaif and then sent out a friendship request to my favorite singer Kathem al Saher who accepted me.


yaay...now u didn get me
i know what u did, i dont understand the reasoning behind, or if u really mean what u write or u r just kidding or something
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: OneStepCloser



yaay...now u didn get me
i know what u did, i dont understand the reasoning behind, or if u really mean what u write or u r just kidding or something


She is on high
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: OneStepCloser


yaay...now u didn get me
i know what u did, i dont understand the reasoning behind, or if u really mean what u write or u r just kidding or something


🤢 REASONING: ACCESS TO PRIVATE PICTURES AND MESSAGES OF MY FUTURE HUSBAND
Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: pekingexpress


🤢 REASONING: ACCESS TO PRIVATE PICTURES AND MESSAGES OF MY FUTURE HUSBAND


🤢 DON'T BELIEVE IT
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Posted: 12 years ago
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You're CRAPBLOCKED!
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Posted: 12 years ago
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I also dont beleive u😛

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