27th DEC written update COMPLETE

Hey hi all

I am back with update guys!!

Disclaimer: all the side comments on particular characters or jokes included are purely to make all of u laugh….they do not reflect my serious opinions about them (exception:Pia Dixit-shukla-wannabe Vollaya)

Random Thoughts about previous episodes:

i think we should ask jigyasa if she has recorded Rano-PeaA catfight…I will present a copy to GFNS Sahil……once he understand how superbly Rano hit you if you don't behave, I am sure he will once again revert back to his statue avtaar instead of faking a brainy(???) and angry young husband avtaar……

When I saw Jai dropped on ground so peacefully……I remembered my fav nursery rhymes…….

Jai Walia sat on the wall, Jai Walia had a great fall

Not all Dixit's bondgiri, not all Walia's stupidity

Could put Jai and Walia together again…..(sigh…sigh…sigh)

PD,NS,RC busy with their new year celebrations…what JW alone would do in KS….may be using Akkad Bakkad Bumbey Bo he can select which song would he sing after leap…

Juda hoke bhi

Tere bin

Suna Suna….and then with a glass of whisky, he can practice it in breaks……

I also wonder if Pia's pregnancy is playing havoc with JW's hormones…my my he was all set to keep ONS under wraps…and when Pia changed her non existing mind at last moment (curtsey: Kekta's plans to take PD to Bali for new year plans..so confession postponed)….Lion roared 'what are you doing Pia????'

I am quite sure that JW will curse Bani for saving him from attack once ONS is announced(yes guys! It will not be confessed..it will be announced…bade log badi badi baaten (sigh))…he will also curse Roshni Chopra for making him stand on Fake bomb instead of real one….i am sure he would prefer floating above clouds than to be sent in solitary confinement with peabrain….

Some of Jai Walia's New Year Resolutions…..

Jai Walia : next time I go to dubai and stay in hotel…I will thoroughly scan the whole room for CCTVs…then only I will proceed further…….

Next time any bunch of three sisters or brothers come to WM…I will whisk them away before they could put their foot in and ask me to wear Red Polo shirt and faded jeans…….

I will stay clear of all sorts of alcohols when any woman is around……JW+Alcohol makes one lethal combo….for examples…19^th june, 4^th oct….and would not let history repeat itself…….

I will not accept anyone's 'support' even if it means landing myself in Worli ka Gutter..

Once ONS is revealed, I will pack all my bags…go to North Pole, build an Iglu and live happily ever after……(he will take pushy pooch with him…both married to Dixit sisters…relative misery make them best buddies…….)

Next time I see a film CD…I will keep it to myself…watch it completely and then recommend it to someone to watch…….

Okkk…enough of my analysis…..lets move to update

My net connection is racing with Tortoise…and failing please bear with me…

Bani and jai are still in close embrace..(awwww)

Jai asks worriedly what happened bani? Why are you so worried??? (ye lo…khud thappad mar ke puch raha hai..lagi kya???)

Bani says there is nothing (bas man hua tumhe gale lagane ka…aakhir JW property to meri hai na..jab chahe gale lagalu)

Jai is thinking that half truth has made bani go weak what will happen if the whole truth come out?? My biggest tension and worry is going…pia has promised to go away from our lives and it's a biggest happiness for me…(don't count ur chickens before they are hatched…ala don't count on Pia unless she has disappeared completely)

He thinks that the heaviest burden is gone…now come what may (ya pia or roshni)

I will always keep u happy…our anniversary is on the way and I wanna see u happy…

Here bani is thinking that today a heavy burden has landed on her chest…(that happened when KD gave birth to Pia rani)

She thinks I have a battle to fight. (ab bond se soldier banegi kya)

She thinks there are some battles which u have to fight alone where u cant expect ur own shadow to accompany u…sorry mr.walia but I cant tell u anything (tune bataya hota to mai marjati…itna vishwas pati pe…not ur cup of tea bani)

Jai says that they should go somewhere for their anniversary where no one can disturb them…(send jiggu to mental asylum and say so)

He says they will go for few days…

Bani thinks she need some time to find who is the man in Pia's life so she cant afford to go with him (ise kehte hai…JW proposes and bani disposes…pati kehta hai lets go to honeymoon…biwi kehti hai where is the honey where is the moon)

They break apart and bani says that she doesn't want to go. Jai asks why but she doesn't budge and leave….

Jai thinks that though he has got the happiest new ever in his life, he can not share it with bani…and bani has a heavy burden but she cant share it with him….it means only one thing that they are just close but not together…..

He recalls all those moments when bani shrugged her off and suspected him…..(haye 19^th june must have long forgotten with fresh stock)

sad version of Suna Suna is playing in background

Jw looks sad and constipated (as usual)

Aaditya and dadi ask jai his anniversary plans…he says he wants to take bani somewhere (I hope u aren't planning to take her to Antarctica and leave her there)

But she doesn't want to go…so he is canceling tickets

Aadi and dadi says he will have to convince her somehow…

They say they have to go to some club with everyone so they get the privacy they need (dadi…can u part some portion of ur brains with Pia…plz she need them badly!)

Jai nods…

Aadi and dadi leaves…….

Bani is upto her banigiri again……

She is in Peabrains room..trying to search some stuff so that she would know about Pia's Bacche ka Baap

She finds everywhere but doesn't get anything (POPAT)

She then see a suitcase and opens it (bad manners!! KD must have not got enough time to teach her daughters some manners….always teaching them how to turn their hubbies into Class one Drunkards)

She finds Pia's pregnancy reports and her Gynac is Sammeer Shrivastav….

She feels someone is approaching so she quickly puts the bag back

Its peabrain gliding…….

She is wearing a black sleeveless T and bell bottom khakis….looking good

Bani says she needs to talk…..she asks her time and again whos child is this..

Pia is not ready to divulge the name…..

Pia says I know my crime is not forgivable (its not worth talking too)

But I don't want to ask for forgiveness either….

She says she don't want bani to suffer because of her actions (Sau chuhe khakar billi haj ko chali)

She advises bani to forget about all this and move ahead with her own life

She tells her not to punish herself for Pia's mistakes

Bani keeps on asking her……but she is hiding her face….but bani is adamant….

Bani says she will find out the truth anyhow (there goes MRs.007..banibond)

Bacuse relationships can be illegitimate but child is not….she may have committed a mistake but her child should get its father's name and all rights that comes with it.

She says that she takes KASAM to find out the man and make him accept his child and give it all rights

Pia says she should not promise something that she cant keep

Something that can break her down…..

She tells bani to concentrate more on her anniversary plans than bondgiri

She knws that bani is happy with Jai and she should not put her marriage in jeopardy for her mistake

She says that she has messed up her life big time….she has toyed with her marriage…but bani should save her marriage at any cost…..

She says Trust is the bond of marriage and bani should keep it intact in her marriage with Jai..

Bani says that one who breaks trust and bond of marriage should not talk about it.

She says that its not pia who has committed mistake but its her…Pia is biggest mistake and reason of worry in her life….

Pia gives bhashan that two hands are necessary to keep the flame of marriage burning…..

Bani says sometimes one of them is responsible to extinguish it and he is the one who burns his hands too

And leaves

Everyone is having good time at club….ranweer is all grumpy with his one hand in sling

Nattu is swimming…..aadi is chidaofy jiggu

That new entrant Lakshmi is helping Jiggu with her drinks……

Nattu is reading Dadi's palm and tell her that she is very young and will always remain so….looking like a 40 year old lady…dadi is all smiles…..

Here rashi and ranweer are seating separately…

Rashi serves him breakfast….but its difficult for Ranweer to eat it…

Rashi offers help but very curtly Ranweer declines… (haye…sanyasi did u tell her that u were dreaming her when u caught up in accident…dheere batana…warna heart attack aake mar jayegi)

He tries to eat it but cant…then rashi takes matter in her hands and orders him to stay still and she feeds him……(hayeeeeee….bani mami ke sangat ka accha asar)

Adi is watching them from distance and smiles…..

Lovey dovey couple are busy in their eye locking session when adi comes there

And tells them that Nattu is reading everyone's palm….

So Rashi should go and show him her palm and he will read it for her…..

Ranweer is all jealous (someone call fire brigade..!!!! hurry up…jal jal ke bechare ka koyla ban gaya)

Adi insists rashi is in two minds…she looks at ranweer who looks away…

Aadi and rashi are talking

Rashi is tensed that ranweer will be angry with her

Adi says that's what he intends to see

If ranweer gets angry..its not just anger but pain….pain that u feel when ur loved once are getting away from u…and if he felt this way..he will realize rashi's value in his life……

Nattu reads Jigs hand and tell her that she must be belonging to some royal family in her last birth and retains the aura..(gimme a break)

Then he tells her that everyone is scared of her…Dadi says Jigs belong to ZEE horror show and that's the reason why everyone is petrified of her

Nattu holds rashi's hand and ranweer is seething with anger…….

He tells her that she will become mother soon…..(haila…Hanumanji residing in RR's bedroom..how cum??)

And then he says that she will have three children…(ya..one bani's one pia's one Rano's)

Rashi is all shy……

Then Nattu sees Lakshmi's plam and tells her that she will find her hubby soon ….and he will be blind by both…his eyes and brains

Tarun takes her side and dadi teases him…..

Jai walia is searching for bani and she is (as usual ) not there

He calls her

….she tells him that she needed to go somewhere and will be back…..

Sameer shrivastav……

He says as bani Is pia's sister he will give her the reports …jai listen all their conversation as bani has forgotten to cut the call…..

Jai is petrified…..

He thinks he will have to stop bani before she get the reports

Here bani and dr is in his cabin..he finds Pia shukla's file but incidently his printer isn't working and hence he tells bani to collect repprts from reception

Jai hears all this…..

That's it for tonight……..

I am presenting Pia's Science paper when she was in 9^th grade….(her school threatened KD and ND not to send her to school after this)

Q: What is one horsepower?
Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.

Q: what are vibrations?

Answer: A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go

Q: what is the use of Oxygen??

Answer: Some oxygen molecules help fires burn while others help make water, so sometimes it's brother against brother.

That's all for tonight……

See ya

God bless

Have good night (or day) ahead!

thanks could you write a little bigger

i know the hanswriting is too small!!
but thanks anyways!!

thanks a lot but too small font size makes reading difficult 😊

hmmm wonder wht will happen next 😕

can you write a little bigger. 😡
but thanx for the update 😛

Thank you Hima jaan for the update!😳 Your comments are fabulous as always!👏 👏 👏

But I was really confused at one thing: what was the good news that Jai Walia cannot share with Bani. Though the news about Pia leaving him and Bani alone forever is good, I am sure Bani doesn't take that as good. So did Jai mean something else? By any chance does he know that Bani is pregnant?😳

Cheers,

Anjali

the new year resolution is funny... 😆 😆

thanks for the update himali. I am hopin jai will pull bani out of the doc's office 2morow on some pretense. carry her over his shoulders and directly to the airport on a flight for their honeymoon. That way, prachi can go to bali and ram can be with his family for the new years. Give all of us some relief from her bani bond acts.
Can you imagine if she sees jai's name as the father, she will kiss his feet, because he saved her sister from badnami so that people will not question pia about the name of the father's child. How thoughtful of jai and so concerned about pia 😡 What a mahaan act by JW 🤢 in bani's mind and this will increase her respect for jai she will actually start doing aarti for her RAM 😆 .
I am getting hysterical.