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Ok guys don't run away but I am writing a comedyš¤£I said no bhaagaoingšanyways I know I have a kharab sense of humor but this is my first step towards versatility ...lol no ways I was just bored ...so this os is happening after Rey proposes to taani for marriage and she obviously agrees. So friends as promised here is Rey's bachelors party...
" are you sure you don't want to check up on them..."
Taani groaned in sheer exhaustion.
" bhabhi...how many times do I have to tell you that I have complete trust in Rey..ab mujhe sone do.."
Taani quickly pulled her blanket over her head only to be yanked of by Sharon.
" you might trust Rey but do you trust the bachelor in him.."
Taani rolled her eyes at Sharon .
" why are you being so melodramatic...it's my fianc who is having a bachelors party not yours"
With this she pulled her blanket over her head again and yes it was yet again yanked off by Sharon.
" precisely taani...I am a living breathing example of the dangers of a bachelors party..remember last year when your Bhai and I got married..."
Taani just nodded half asleep with a desperate need to get some shut eye.
"Well..u know swayam...since college he was my lover boy ...believe me when he asked me about having a bachelors party I never had a speck of doubt on him and you know what happened next..."
Taani cut Sharon off unable to take the torture.
" yes bhabhi everyone knows he came home drunk..."
" exactly...I never expected it at all."
Taani rolled her eyes yet again.
" bhabhi what did you expect then ..."
" taani you don't have to be so sarcastic...but are you sure..."
" yes I am sure..what's the worse that can happen...he will come home drunk and get a hangover the next day...we are getting married and i Need to trust him.."
" ok fine taani waise bhi it 2 am in the morning ket me sleep "
Sharon pulled the blanket over her head while taani looked at her in disbelief. Taani plopped to the bed thinking of what Sharon said but soon her eyelids felt heavy and she drifted off to sleep.
Taani was in a deep sleep when suddenly she heard a familiar voice.
" taani wake up..Rey and swayam are not answering their phones..."
Taani's eyes split open.
" what! What time is it?"
" it's 10 am."
" oh my god...maybe there need help...lets get ready and go find them."
" no need to find them..I have the address of the party venue..."
" how? I don't even have it"
" urm..well it took a little spying..."
Taani looked at Sharon shocked ...
" you spied on Rey!"
"Don't look at me like that...besides we don't have time for this.lets go now.."
Taani chose not to argue back and instead set off to the venue as fast as possible.
" taani stop here...we reached.."
They hurriedly exited the car and ran towards the hotel which swayam had booked for Rey ...finally they found the hall and opened the door to the biggest mess that taani had ever seen in her life, Sharon looked as if she would get a heart attack there and then . There was only one thing they could say now.
" what the hell happened here..."
Both were still in a irrevocable state of shock. It was as if a tornado had hit the place and then someone with axe had come in here and hacked at everything he saw. Clothes were strewn all over. Shoes were on their hands.they were lying down on the ground.some under each other. She had no idea how it was possible for all 6 people to cause this much of a mess.
" I told you taani..we should have checked on them last night only.."
Taani was still in shock..she was looking for Rey but he was no where to be found. That's it she couldn't take it anymore.
She walked up to the first person she saw which was coincidently bharat. Bharat who was sleeping whilst leaning against the wall which might seem against the laws of physics.
" abhay ...uth gaade..."
She shook Bharat by his collar while a bewildered Bharat stared at her...
" taani tu..Yaha..."
" chup..bilkul chup ...rey kaha hain?"
By this commotion all the boys woke up and looked at taani with guilty faces while Sharon was shocked and highly amused by this side of taani.
" taani woh.."
Bharat was highly intimidated by taani as her hands were still on his collars.
" chup.. chap Bol Saale...varna.."
She was disturbed by a high pitched scream which resonated around the hall. It was from Sharon.
" kya hua bhabhi"
She ran to her and looked at the direction which Sharon was looking at. But unlike Sharon she burst out laughing which irked Sharon.
" why are you laughing..."
" Bhai...oh..my god..."
Taani only managed to say those words through her laughter which seemed to never end. Taani laughed till her sides hurt while Sharon was seemingly on the verge of tears.she ran towards swayam in the most filmy way possible.
" swayam tumhe kya hua.."
Swayam who had just opened his eyes looked at Sharon in confusion.
" what do you mean ..I am fine..just a little head ache...but other than that..."
Swayam was cut off by taani who had pulled out a mirror from her bag( in between her laughs of course ) and put it I front of swayam's face so he could see his reflection.
" aaahhh..."
Taani erupted into non stop peals of laughter as swayam tried to make sense of what he saw. His face was covered in make up which looked like it was done by a pack of Hungary gorillas. Untamed lipstick and mascara were layered upon his face. His face looked like a piece of abstract art.
"Abey Saalo ...kisne yeh Sab kiya?"
Swayam was horrified while the boys were controlling their laughter. On the other happened taani made no effort to do so and Sharon was frozen in her spot.
" I hate bachelor parties..look what happened to my husband ..ab mein kya muh dikaungi iss paappi dunea ko...iske face toh literally kalaa hoga ya..."
Swayam and taani rolled their eyes together.
" bhabhi you know this is washable right."
" oh ya."
Suddenly realization struck her. She still didnt know where Rey was.looking at swayam's condition her worry for Rey tripled.
" Bhai ..where is Rey.."
"I don't remember ..."
"You don't remember?"
"Nope..."
She was about to say something when she heard knocking sounds from the storeroom .
She could hear faint sounds from it and ran towards the bathroom hurriedly.she opened the door only to see the cutest scene ever. Rey was on the other side of the door holding the broom and sitting inside the bathtub . Once he saw taani he ran towards her and hugged her with all his might. Which she happily recieved.
" thank god you are here...these guys are insane...they were forcing me to do weird stuff and oh poor swayam ...so I ran In here and locked myself in."
After saying all this in one breath he finally looked out of the door and and into the mess that they created.
" what the hell happened ?"
Taani couldn't help but giggle at his innocence.
" believe me ..you don't need to know.."
Saying so she hugged him with all the love she could muster while he hugged her back. This signified the first step towards their journey together and the last step of his bachelorhood .
I read this crap again and realized that this isn't a comedy but what the hell...i am still posting it. Anyways pls hit like and comment.
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