In Prison VS At work

Corporate Humour

Just in case you ever got' being in prison' and 'being at work' mixed up. This should make things a bit clearer.

J IN PRISON :- You spend the majority of your time in and 8X10 cell

J AT WORK : -You spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

J IN PRISON : -You get three meals a day.

J AT WORK : -You only get a break for on meal and you pay for it.

J IN PRISON :- You get time off for good behavior.

J AT WORK :- You get more wok for good behavior.

J IN PRISON :- You can watch TV and play games.

J AT WORK :- You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

J IN PRISON :- You get your own toilet.

J AT WORK :- You have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

J IN PRISON :- They allow your family and friends to visit.

J AT WORK :- You can't even speak to your family.

J IN PRISON :- The taxpayers pays all expenses with no work required.

J AT WORK :- You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

J IN PRISON :- You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.

J AT WORK :- You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

J IN PRISON :- You must deal with sadistic wardens.

J AT WORK :- They are called managers.

😆😆😆 I'm not going to show this to my husband.He'll happily kill his boss & go to prison.................

😆 kanchi---this actually makes prison seem much more appealing than work! Yeah Minnie--you many not want to show this to him 😉😃

good one kanchi...except the last one...because i have a real good manager(touch wood)....

Minnie, don't motivate your hubby for this...😉😆