Mahasangam-khoda pahad niklii billi

Mahasangam…….mahasangam…….khoda pahaad nikli billiii!!! Ya phir billo raani …….mahasangam would prove to be this 'mahaan', none of us not even the worst pessimists of us would have expected!! aur agar aapne yehi expect kiya thaa toh please aap mujhe apne phone number de dijiye for I am sure you must be then the 'mastermind' behind this mahasangam…..
Well it was more of a promotional event for the other two serials in zee Tv…and this mahasangam had nothing much to do about Qubool hai…so from the perspective of QH viewers, it was literally 'much ado about nothing"
Let me point out some of the loudest follies that were screaming for attention throughout the show…..
NO. 3
Well folly no.3 ka khitab jaata hain zoya ke make up man ko (can be woman too)…Oh my God itni khubsurat ladki ko kya banaa diya hain aapne…aur although I have noticed many viewers saying about the urgent need to alter the 'make up team' of QH, I never took it so seriously…but this mahasangam is a wake up call……I am sure this make up man must be an ally of tannu…….ya bhir khud tannu hii hain.. i seriously doubt it……Gul Khan, Surbhi Jyoti both of you please wake up!!! Surbhi, our beloved sunshine gal, aap sachhi mein parii hii lagti ho …..aur iske liye aapko is make up man kii toh bilkul bhi zarurat nahin hain….evn Surbhi's dress I did not find very appealing…..Her ornaments were good…and thank God…..ant tak pahunchte pahunchte….Zoya' hair opened again…and she was really looking awesome in the final part!!
NO.2
Zee TV waale!! Well I understand why you crafted this mahansangam saajish ..yeah it indeed was a saajish …. I guess to lure viewers and attract them into your other two shows …..Oh come on!! But what were u thinking?? Jahaan tak leads ki interaction thii it was all good ……I really enjoyed Asad-Arjun-DrNeil interaction …so cute!! And Zoya-Purvi-Nadini was equally awesome…but why did you drag the unnecessary story elements into this mahansangam… Yeh Kinshuk-Shalini-Orniv, humarii Tannu pe meherbaan koi Amma jii, Aur ek villain lookin guy who throws dirty glances at one of the beautiful woman(nandini's bhabhi) from dastan ……yeh kya hain?? Maana ki Dilshaad Bii is a very generous woman, lekin unki generosity ka aisa bhi kya bhaydah udana…jo chaahe muh utake chalee aate hain..ainvii….well if you were thinking all this would increase our curiosity for other shows, NO!!! seriously NO!! what get we hooked To QH is something else……And such attempts will only turn futile or may even backfire as some would even be discouraged to watch even QH further!!!
No.1
Yeh toh hona hi hain???Asad miya ke hote huye koi aur No.1 pe aayein aisa toh ho hii nahiin sakta…inkii follies ki list toh bahut hi lambii hain
Asad Miyaa……allah miya what is wrong with this guy?? I heard some of you criticizing Tanveer and zoya ….but come on kal job hi hua…us mein I don't think Tanveer and zoya disappointed us..Tanveer is doing what she is supposed to do…..seriously we cannot expect her to become bholi bhaali in a day and actually help both Asad and zoya unite…who toh apna kaam karegii hi…and I actually love this girl's acting!! She is really good!! And yesterday's mahasangam episode ki star toh wohi nikali!!!
And Zoya…..Oh my God…haay ri teri kismet!! Aapke 'woh' yeh konsa propse karne ka naaya tarika dund nikaala hain …..Guys who are reading this, attention!!…take clues from Asad Miya……….proposal start kaise karte hain inhiin se seekho…. "I know you are wrong for me…mere usool , kydeh kanoon yehi kehta hain ki aap mere liye galat ho"……and baakiii??? Seriously aapko baaki jaanne ki zarurat hi nahiin hogii..itna kehte hii aapke muh pe ladkii ki taraf se chaata padega…. toh bina baat kahe hii aapne apni love storuy ka the end kar denge…so those who want to break up, hint!! Hint!! Hint!!
Jahapanah ne apna nickname kuch zyadah hi seriously le liya…..unke kannon, usool ke list itna sakht hain that it sounds like he is talking about some constitution... jo shaayad india ki constitution jitna hi lamba chauda hain..jiske sare sessions go against Miss Zoya Farrukhii!! Is bedardi balam ke seene mein kahiin sachhi mein pathhar toh nahiin…apni chand si mehobooba ka chehra dekhke aise aur kaun keh sakta hain??
And he wants Zoya to listen further…….Oh my God!!!Why the hell will she listen….and aise propose karne se toh achha hain aap karo hi mat yaar……Aur wahaan Nandini was teasing Zoya ki "kaise kahaa Asad ne tumhein propose… I love you zoooya ya phir… tumhein jab se dekha hain meri raaton ki need ud gayoi hain(waise asad ki yeh baat aapko kaise pata??).." toh Dilshaad Bii, do one thing, send asad miya for 'proposal tutions' to Nandini…..i am sure she can help your son score better in ishq ki imtehaan

And the funny part is just before the dance!!! "aap bhag kyon gayii thi meri baat karn se pehle ..mujhe aap se bahut hii important baat karni thi"…….."toh shayyad aap who baat meri muh se hi sunna chaahegi??" what?? Imagine agar aapko lover/boyfriend/fianc/husband chaaahe jo bhi ho ..suppose u are expecting him to say "I love you" and he is like this and even ask 'so you would want me to say that' wow!! How romantic would that be!! Hain naa?? aaplog bhaagke unkii baahon mein jaa girenge hain naaa????
Asad miya…appka kuch nahiin ho sakta…yup Zoya u are right, Mr Khan u are impossible……toh I am planning to get into business myself aur I might as well release tenders for "asad sudhaaro mission" toh jis kisi ko bhi yeh lagta hain ki duniya mein kuch bhi impossible nahiin hain u can buy the tenders,,….but let me warn you HE IS MPOSSIBLE!! Well I could actually turn into a business tycoon like Asad himself through this...wow!! Jayalakshmi…Go be a milionare, gal!!

Are yeh kya..jab bhi main post khatam karne ke iye aatii hun ,,,,,asad miya u come up in my mind with another folly of yours….I must say this Mr Khan….I am obsessed with you!! Like seriously!! Bahaane chaahe aapki galatiyaan hi ho…..at the end of the day, You keep me hooked to you although it is through irritating me…aur kal toh aap donon asad – zoya mere sapne mein bi aaye they!!uff!!

Accha toh agla folly……aap ko hum ab tak emotionaaly challenged samjhte the…hum sab is ummeed mein baar baar yeh kehte they taaki aap is baat pe dhyaan dein…lekin aap toh ulta jaa rehe hein….yeh kya aappp abhi intellectually challenged hone ki raste mein hain kya…..why are the men in QH so dumb??? Aaj tak u were not totally in the 'dumb' section..lekin aap shaayad samajhdaar auraton ke saath khade ho hoke thaak gaye toh u went for some 'male bonding' and join the other men – aapka beloved abbu, ayaan's mamujaan


Aur main kya kahoon aapp hi batao…….both of u were dancing …..and then u left zoya lone on the dance floor for her beautiful twrirls…….and the jhumar almost fell on her……and the 'stone eye' incident that purvi tells…and u connect all the dots……aur kya connect kiya hain aapne???wahh re wah!! Aap toh real life james bond nikale!! And asad miya has come into the conclusion that this was an attempt to kill his childhood buddy Tannu….Allah miya!! Whats wrong with you??aapko kya lagta hain mr khan…yeh puri duniya jo hain aappki tannu ke ird-gird ghumti hain??? Who do you think she is?? Itne murder attempts do-tin din mein...evn American president's security staff would be startled…..

Well I really loved the part that it was the brave gals Purvi and Nandini who saved Zoya!! That was awwsome!! And Ayaan-dilshaad bonding is getting even cuter than Dilshaad-Asad bonding!! Aww!!! Didn't you notice ayaan kissing both her hands….Wow!! I luvd him there!! And the fact that Nikhat came to the sangeet was actually a milestone taking into account how tensed both the families' relation is!! But again….since we had unnecessary elements taking up the screen space we did not get enough of her...nor of Aapi, Najma…..And Oh My God!! Najma and Arjun's dance and sharaarat was so cute!! Thank God!!we did not see Asad rolling his eyes at his sister!!Asad, why are you such a control freak??


Ab dil ko sukkooon aa rahaa hain……saari bhaddass nikaal dii maine …shramayiye mat aap bhi behijhak nikalliye comments pe….but don't even let this discourage you from watching QH again….ab baaki sabki pack up ho gayii hogi…and Oh mY god!! The real story begins now!!! What's in for us from now!! Its beyond the wildest guesses?? Will this marriage even take place?? And yaad hain humari who Razia Bii jinhein aajkal Tannu ne outshine kar diya hain…use ghar se thhankke maarke nikaalne waali thi na humaira…..the ten days that they keep saying…..what is ayaan 's role in asad's and zoya's love story?? Where is Zoya's jiju???/ I want him back….!! ……He needs to be here…..waise bhi Asad actually needs to be answerable for someone on accout of his behavior with zoya …aapi – jiju aap log naa thodi der india mein hi reho…..we will get many cute scenes between asaya jiju-aapi interaction….

And the million dollar question...
Will Asad even…………….??????nope I am not asking anything about Mr.Khan kyonki koi bhaydah hi nahiin hain…toh Mr Khan aap na rehne do…