Rant number 18373549682636485.
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So I really don't know how to go about this, hence I'll just dive into the main point of my post. Have you guys noticed that Tanveer and Razia, the vamps of this show have this uncanny knack of being EVERYWHERE! And knowing EVERYTHING!
I mean, scenario one.
Zoya is dancing harmlessly, like I do sometimes (and I'm not joking, I really do it sometimes in my bedroom!) and Asad watches her from behind smiling. Now THAT I do not have a problem with 😃. What bugged me was that Tanveer was on the OTHER side of the wall, watching her and yet looked to her right (was it?) and knew Asad was there! Weren't there like two or three walls and pillars between them?? And what on earth was she doing watching Zoya dance? Why would she do that? I can think of two things:
1) She's really jealous of Zoya's dancing skills
2) She's got a gay crush on Zoya and considers Mr Khan competition. Hence the staring at Zoya while she's dancing, and looking at the side!
I think it's the latter. She didn't seem too keen on dancing with her 'Jammy' anyway!
Do you know what impact this scene had on me? Exactly, I'm never going to plug my ipod in my ears and dance by myself. Who knows who's evil eyes are staring from behind! *shivers and looks around suspiciously*
Another scenario, there was a cute Mother-Son bonding scene between Asad and Dilshaad. During the whole thing, my reaction:
Me: HAH.. look at him trying to confess! Awhhh... They are so cute!! Heyy look at them HUG! Gosh he really loves his- *Meow* I WILL KILL THIS WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!! I AM GOING TO COOK HER ALIVE AND SKIN HER THEN FEED HER TO THE RATS!
And yet I'm the one with all my anger who ends up looking like roast Tandoori Chicken! Not Fair! Oh well, at least I'll be edible to people. She on the other hand will be saved for rats! *Big smile*
All said and done.. Amrapali Gupta, you're awesome! 😆 I do think you're a brilliant actress, because I've never hated a villain so much in my life!
Another cute Mother-Son bonding was between Rashid and Badi Bi. On an honest note, Badi Bi does my head in! I know she's fab at standing up to Raziya and what not, but really sweety. That woman doesn't mind killing people! Just TELL someone like, I don't know.. RASHID?! But whatever. When they had that bonding, where they discussed Ayaan and Humeira and Asad.. who had to listen in on them? Raziya!
Why is it that these vamps get to listen in on everything?! It's like they don't have anything else to do in their blinking lives, but go around eavesdropping! Then how on earth do they come up with all those evil plans if all they do is eavesdrop on people?! I mean where do they find the TIME? Actually *bulb lights* now I understand why they're called 'Vamps'! Vampires don't need sleep do they? So technically, they now have all the time in the world to come up with evil ideas! Mystery solved!
*Pats herself on the back*
So let me give you guys more scenarios where Tanveer becomes omniscient.
1) She listened in on Asad and Zoya's gift conversation
2) She witnessed Dilshaad's second fake fainting act and listened to her say how she will make sure Asad and Zoya get married
3) She watched, with beady eyes I might as well add, Asad gift a rose to Zoya
4) She knew the doctor would talk about Dilshaad's fake fainting act. BTW, do I even have to talk about how stupid the doctor was? He didn't even wait for a 'hello' (how on earth did he know the phone was in someone else's hand.. I'm guessing technology! WOW!) and went on to congratulate Dilshaad! Honestly??!! Doctors with brains like these, I think I'm better off remaining ill and relying on my body to fight off whatever virus/bacteria I have!
5) She heard Shireen and Raziya talk when they came to Asad's house. No one else saw them otherwise! Wow.. vamp eavesdropping on another vamp! The world is really coming to an end isn't it? *Looks at the calender* Are you sure December 2012 has passed?
Now I have a feeling Tanveer is somewhere inside my bedroom as well, watching me as I write this post. Well if that's the case, get away from Asad and Zoya you mad, mad woman!
*breathes deeply*
I think I need to admit myself in a mental asylum!
So back to the point.. And yet, despite everything, despite her power of being everywhere every time, she STILL loses out! Asad and Zoya get a lot more closer every frigging time!
HAH! IN YOUR FACE!!! *Does a little jiggle- oops feeling too self conscience now*
And she STILL doesn't get the hint!
Billo Rani wants Asad. She's craving for Asad, but clearly, he's so damn in love with Zoya. So she's going to try and kill Zoya. If that does happen, Asad will probably be in mourning for another four months at least by which time, her stomach will be out and hey presto.. I mean does she REALLY think she can hide something like this? You don't even need Biology lessons to know this!
She's so hell bent on getting what she wants, that at the end of the day, she'll have gone so far out in her mission, she'll forget what she set out to do in the first place!
Which leads me back to my title, Tanveer: The deranged soul!
Please do leave your thoughts. And feel free to add to the list of Tanveer's omniscient-ness! 😆