SOME serious Bollywood Bakwaas

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Posted: 12 years ago
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where in the world have you seen :
1-buddhas and haklas like SRK playing tongue hockey with items like katrina πŸ˜›
2- shirts undoing themselves courtesy of a waterpipe [bodyguard]
3- hero beating up a 1000 gundas single-handedly , with occasional blood
4- heroine ko thappad se nahi , pyaar se darr lagta hai 🐷
5- rajni kaant ???? Abhishek Bachchan ?????

thats right b-wood it is
and it doesnt seem to get any better than this 🀒🀒🀒🀒

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Posted: 12 years ago
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Well, every now and then Bollywood produces films like Barfi and Ferrari ki Sawari and Jolly LLB perhaps. And how can anybody forget OMG! Oh My God? We have really fine actors, directors and writers. It's just the crap you mentioned takes away all the attention and from that we may simply understand that we don't have a very good taste as far as movies are concerned. If we did, the monopoly would not have been run by idiotic hundred-to-one fights feauturing Akshay Kumar and Salman Khan.
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Posted: 12 years ago
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How old do ya think were Pierce Brosnan and Roger Moore when they did those raunchy 007 movies ? ...Sir ? ...You naughty India Hater(s) ...πŸ˜† ..<< Just kidding eh ! ...πŸ˜† ...

Hm...Alright how old do ya think was Brosnan when he did ' Die another day ' ..? ...Do ya know that ? ...πŸ˜† ..And how old was he when he starred in The Golden Eye ? ...πŸ˜† ...Sir ? ...Em ! ... M'Am ..? πŸ˜† ..>And let's not even talk about Clint Eastwood ..' The bridges of Madison county' ? ...Hahahaha ...Yay !! ...πŸ˜†


Vintu...πŸ˜›
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: Vintage.Wine


How old do ya think were Pierce Brosnan and Roger Moore when they did those raunchy 007 movies ? ...Sir ? ...You naughty India Hater(s) ...πŸ˜† ..<< Just kidding eh ! ...πŸ˜† ...

Hm...Alright how old do ya think was Brosnan when he did ' Die another day ' ..? ...Do ya know that ? ...πŸ˜† ..And how old was he when he starred in The Golden Eye ? ...πŸ˜† ...Sir ? ...Em ! ... M'Am ..? πŸ˜† ..>And let's not even talk about Clint Eastwood ..' The bridges of Madison county' ? ...Hahahaha ...Yay !! ...πŸ˜†


Vintu...πŸ˜›

dearest vintu meri bachchiii
seeing how much emphasis u have put on the male 007 protagonists' age , im guessing they were well over half a century . @least they were good lookingπŸ˜ƒ and good @ their game . now SRK ...puh ..lease .
that goo🀒
besides who would wait for someone for 10 frickin years . would u ? I'd rather submit to booze and move on πŸ₯³ vintu care to join me ?? I see u jumping already .

anyways the thing was , that the topic does not concentrate on the stat who gets to loiter on kat's lips , but rather the atrocities shown in bolly movies .
i wasnt even intending on comparing them with holly

since it is a debate , all objections un-overruled ! 😊


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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: epiphany.

Well, every now and then Bollywood produces films like Barfi and Ferrari ki Sawari and Jolly LLB perhaps. And how can anybody forget OMG! Oh My God? We have really fine actors, directors and writers. It's just the crap you mentioned takes away all the attention and from that we may simply understand that we don't have a very good taste as far as movies are concerned. If we did, the monopoly would not have been run by idiotic hundred-to-one fights feauturing Akshay Kumar and Salman Khan.



so ur
every now and then = my very , very rare and occasional
we must have reAlly We have really fine actors, directors and writers.
but they r all on the verge of extinction

the big moneymakers of the year were
- body guard
- SOTY
- jab tak hai jaan and blah ...



so moral of the story , - put ur crap in movies rather than potty seat . it'll make u a star⭐️⭐️⭐️

whats that say bout us ???❓
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Posted: 12 years ago
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First lets understand the purpose of movies.

- entertain us
- relieve stress
- pass time
- make us happy
- keep us engaged for few hours
- sends us into a different world
- sometimes people imagine themselves in it and that's another tangent
Now different types of movies do that in different ways. well made movies like 3 idiots keep us engaged and involved and time passes well. Comedy movies makes us happy. Even crap movies can be funny and if anything time passes.

Lets put movies where it belongs i.e in context i mentioned above. Its not some serious research article that one is reviewing or some exam that one is giving.
In above context I believe Bollywood does fine.
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: hit_homerun

dearest vintu meri bachchiii
seeing how much emphasis u have put on the male 007 protagonists' age , im guessing they were well over half a century . @least they were good lookingπŸ˜ƒ and good @ their game . now SRK ...puh ..lease .
that goo🀒
besides who would wait for someone for 10 frickin years . would u ? I'd rather submit to booze and move on πŸ₯³ vintu care to join me ?? I see u jumping already .

anyways the thing was , that the topic does not concentrate on the stat who gets to loiter on kat's lips , but rather the atrocities shown in bolly movies .
i wasnt even intending on comparing them with holly

since it is a debate , all objections un-overruled ! 😊




And who says Rajanikant doesn't look good ? Eh ? ..Just because he likes to keep a Low Profile and pretends to be far less handsome than he is in reality, you jump to such hlarious conclulsions ? ......Hah ! ...I'm afraid Aunty Ji but you don't seem to understand action flicks well ...A true Action star should be like Rajanikant ..πŸ˜›...Who lures people with his stunning stunts rather than the chintzy looks...Gosh! Isn't he a magician ? ...πŸ˜† ...

And then you don't find it odd when Bruce Willis kills 23 people in Die hard II alone ? ...And when Sylvester Stallone stitches his wounded arm all by his own ? And still continues to fight ? ...And Jackie Chan ? Hahahaha ...He thinks he is invincible .. But only until he confronts with someone as powerful as Rajanikant ..And there is only one such guy in the whole world...Rajanikant himself ...gee whiz... !! ...πŸ˜†...Trust me he thwack em down all at once , all alone ...

Vintu...πŸ˜›




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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: King-Anu

First lets understand the purpose of movies.

- entertain us
- relieve stress
- pass time
- make us happy
- keep us engaged for few hours
- sends us into a different world
- sometimes people imagine themselves in it and that's another tangent
- maybe inspire us ?
- kinda show a lil sense ?
Now different types of movies do that in different ways. well made movies like 3 idiots keep us engaged and involved and time passes well. Comedy movies makes us happy. Even crap movies can be funny and if anything time passes.
do u know how enragin it is when u empty ur wallet to get in the theater
only to watch crap ike son of sardar and likewise . πŸ˜•
does stuff like that entertain u too ? ❓
im sorry , but high intellectual people like me need more substance πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜›
Lets put movies where it belongs i.e in context i mentioned above. Its not some serious research article that one is reviewing or some exam that one is giving.
In above context I believe Bollywood does fine.
it could , should do better

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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: Vintage.Wine


rajni / chitti is a killer in looks
cupid's arrow never fails TO HIT me when he appears

u r right . all action flicks do show atrocities . fact is so does b-wood
ur post does ring a bell though . rajni v/s miscellaneous would be the ultimate battle .
i wouldnt miss
round 1 , rajni farts . opponents on floor . KO 🀒

so ur post shouts to be assured , bollywood is good
B-WOOD is the best
there . now would u stop with those hollywood references .?

ps - Aunty mat bolo [ said in the most aunty-ish tone muster-able ]πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: Vintage.Wine



And who says Rajanikant doesn't look good ? Eh ? ..Just because he likes to keep a Low Profile and pretends to be far less handsome than he is in reality, you jump to such hlarious conclulsions ? ......Hah ! ...I'm afraid Aunty Ji but you don't seem to understand action flicks well ...A true Action star should be like Rajanikant ..πŸ˜›...Who lures people with his stunning stunts rather than the chintzy looks...Gosh! Isn't he a magician ? ...πŸ˜† ...

And then you don't find it odd when Bruce Willis kills 23 people in Die hard II alone ? ...And when Sylvester Stallone stitches his wounded arm all by his own ? And still continues to fight ? ...And Jackie Chan ? Hahahaha ...He thinks he is invincible .. But only until he confronts with someone as powerful as Rajanikant ..And there is only one such guy in the whole world...Rajanikant himself ...gee whiz... !! ...πŸ˜†...Trust me he thwack em down all at once , all alone ...

Vintu...πŸ˜›



Rajanikanth killed the Dead Sea. πŸ˜†


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