Ishita Needs a Lawyer (fun post)

Ishita was finally apprehended and sent to jail. Her father got her released on bail. However she was charged with too many violations of the Indian penal code. She realized she needed a lawyer and so she began interviewing young male lawyers.

Ishita to first applicant Mr. Vakil: "I want a lawyer who is very trustworthy. So, Mr. Vakil are you an honest lawyer?"

Mr. Vakil: "Honest? I am incredibly honest. Let me tell you a personal story. My father lent me twenty-five lakh rupees to buy a house and I paid back every naya paise in five years --- which was after I tried my second high profile case."

Ishita: "Excellent. I heard about your first high profile case. What sort of a case was the second?

Mr. Vakil (squirming in his seat): "It is very similar to your case -- where the family members are persecuting you. My father sued me for the money."