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One day Brijesh was jogging in the park when he saw someone on the park bench...
Brijesh: Saloni! What happened??? Are you hurt?
Saloni: No, I've just put this bandage on my head because its a new fashion... OF COURSE I'M HURT YOU DOOFUS!!!
Brijesh: Come with me dear... I told you that you shouldn't have ever run away with Amir!
So Saloni and Brijesh go back to Brijesh house...
Nahar: Oh... look whos back!
Brijesh: Don't you want to know what happened to Saloni?
Brijesh: Tell him Saloni!
Saloni: Well... After I left with Amir I asked him if i could act in a movie, but he said No!!! And you know how much I hate that word. So I stomped and stomped to convince him, but I ended up stomping on a banana peel by accident.
Nahar and Brijesh: You slipped on a banana peel??? Well this is what you get for running after Amir Khan and leaving us handsome dudes all alone!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Saloni: It wasn't funny!!!!! hmm, what were you two up to while I was gone?
Brijesh: I don't know where to start Saloni...
The scene goes into a flashback...
Tara: Don't mind Jiji, but you make a very ugly bride.
Jiji: Don't mind Tara, but it doesn't matter... I'm marrying Brijesh! In your face!
Brijesh: Umm, you know Urvashi... I've decided not to marry you. Your "Don't Mind" is getting annoying, i'm starting to get nightmares of you, don't mind. Ooops! Now i've started to say don't mind, you see... this is what i was talking abt.. no no no, I can't marry you!
Tara: Yay!! I get my Brijesh back!!! Yipee!
Brijesh: Uh..Tara..listen..when i said I was leaving Urvashi, i meant I had found someone else.
Aditi and Bhabo: What? Not again Brijesh!
Dheer: Who's it this time?
Jiji: I'll see to it you never find what you're looking for!!!!
Brijesh: WHAT? Go away!!! And never come back! ( Then he pushes her down...)
Jiji: Owwww!!!
Brijesh: Here is Tanushree!
Tanushree: Namaste
Brijesh: Umm, sorry Tanu but I don't like ladies who say namaste, they're not my type. Besides, i've already found another girl.
Dheer: Huh?? Bhaisa, how do you do it?? And here only maids fall for me!
Jiji: Hmmmph! I knew this would happen!
Brijesh: This is Ishita! She's a great cook!
Ishita: What? I don't know how to cook!
Brijesh: But the other day you made me that tasty gajar(carrot) halwa!!!
Ishita: Oh that? My friend Tullika made that.
Brijesh: Oh... well, see you later! oh and can you tell me where I can find Tullika?
Ishita: Go straight and turn right.
Brijesh: Hi Tullika! Mujse Shaadi Karoge?
Tullika: Hmm, only on a few conditions.
Brijesh: Sure! What are they?
Tullika: First of all throw that old lady Bhabo out, i can't stand her!! Then get rid of Urvashi, I just can't take her don't minds!! And give all Tara's nice necklaces to me!! And...
Brijesh: Umm Tullika, I think I changed my mind. I'm not marrying you after all.
Flashback ends...
Brijesh: So that's how I landed up at the park, i was so depressed that I went jogging. Take me back Saloni. You are the only one for me!!
Saloni: No!! I think I'll stick with Nahar, thanks. Look at him, he was waiting for me so patiently but you were having the time of your life! I don't trust you anymore! You're even worse than Amir!
Brijesh: What about me? If you go to Nahar who will I have?
Tara: Now just you watch Jiji, Brijesh will come right back to me.
Jiji: Don't mind Tara, but I never lose.
Brijesh: Tara, will you please take me back? I promise I'll be a good boy!
Tara: Umm, hmm,...well, YES! Cat got your tongue Jiji?
Jiji: You win this time Tara, but I'm not done with you yet! Not by a long shot!
Tara: Party Time!
THE END!!
This is my 20th Silly story and the concluding part of Brijesh and Saloni elope. Hope you guys enjoyed it and had a good laugh!!😊
Now is the best part....your wonderful replies! Can't wait to read them😊
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