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Ankie's version of what Asad actually says when Zoya asks him why he stopped her. š š š³
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Scene : Airport after this
Zoya : *lovey dovey*'Apne mujhe kyun roka Mr Khan?'
Asad : *blushing* 'Wooh! Wohh Main - Actually!
Zoya : *blushing with tears*'Apka Woh Main Phir se shuru ho gaya?!'
Asad : *in mind face-palming* 'Nahii Miss Farooqii! Ackk-tuall-ee woh main!'
Zoya : *tears slid down her eyes* 'Haan Mr Khan!'
Asad : 'Ackktually kya hai woh main Airport ke samne se jaa raha toh socha ki Miss Farooqi ko ek baar bye keh doon! Phir Najma boli thi ki usse apke saath hi Vacations pe jana hai toh maine socha ki apko hi ke sath Najma ka message bhi de doon! Aur Ammi kaha ki Usse rok lo Asad. Toh mai apne dil ke seene pe pathar rakh kar apko rokne aaya!'*chori wala grin*
Zoya : *all color drain out**speechless* *emotionless* 'Aur?'
Asad : 'Aur Woh Main Ackkktuualllee'
Zoya : *angry* 'Ap aur apka Woh aur Actually! Aur Mr Khan Seene mein Dil hota hai Dil mein seena nahi hota!'
Asad : *smiling* 'Woh Main Aakktually, I LOVE YOU ZOYA!'
*Eye Sex* *Mitwaa in the BG*
The End
A/n : Was tired of typing my OS. Gutter posts not only make you guys laugh but then they do de-stress me out š¤£
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